Which one of you fuckers told me jelqing was a good idea?

Which one of you fuckers told me jelqing was a good idea?

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>Jow Forums tells me i should do squats
>do squats with shit form
>ow my knees hurt fuck you guys
retard

>fapping before washing your hands

Did you put your dick into dark matter??

So did it get bigger

Actually yes. Wanna ride?

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I would totally still rub my asshole all over that little guy until it creamed my boybussy.

That's really gay, my dude.

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>cut amerijew detected

Just use a pump. Same shit

I did an experiment in science class involving door knobs and petri dishes. your hands come in contact with a lot of germs

I'm already on PrEP. I'm on fucking God mode, kid.

It looks like you didnt do the warm up warm down routine and you overdid it. Never over do it, especially if you are starting out, otherwise shit like this happens

You barely have a cock, faggot. Stay the fuck out my thread.

All necessary to get that BRSC (big red sore cock)

that doesn't do anything if you're already infected with AIDs

I know user. I know. I got the bug.

And the foreskin protects your dick from those germs. Enjoy your mutilated genitals

it doesn't protect the shaft and people have varying levels of sensitivity

This is a penis with dried blood on after period sex

Awww, mad that your cock dont work no more? You were too retarded to read the warnings, now you have ED. But it should be fine, you aren't getting laid anyways

My cock is plenty big and girthy.

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Is jelqing actually any good? I've read you get girth results but it might take years for you to get something noticeable?

its like a sweet potato

This is how you retards get AIDS. Putting a bloody penis in your ass isn't a good idea.