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i bet you think chris chan is faking it too mong

Close to falling asleep boys

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Based boomer woman. Sick of these whores dressing like fucking piccadilly prozzies and thinking it's alright. Sharia law can't come soon enough

Getting just eat McDonalds

I was entitled to JSA but never claimed on principle + didn't want them finding me a shitty job.

got some expensive ale to drink. wasn't super expensive. bought from a petrol station so obviously the price was hiked up. and the woman on the till fucked up so what should have been 20 quids worth of stuff came to a tenner. i've decided that they're the free items

Cant believe that some people refuse to claim benefits on principle. Absolute brainlets

i don't agree with the diagnosis

get to bed then user. pop a film or something on. not an action 1 though, something chilled. pull the covers up to your chin and nod off.
also, night user

Does he have ads? I use adblocker so wouldn't know, he does manage over 1k views recently so I might be possible.

Jeane
I'm not sure what happiness means
But I look in your eyes
And I know that it isn't there

We tried, we failed
We tried and we failed
We tried and we failed
We tried and we failed
We tried

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I envy them. Means they've never really needed to and have never been taxed or fined hard enough for them to feel like it's justice.

warming up on the gin and tonics, then got 4 pint cans of bud in the fridge, and planning on making a dent in my bottle of wilt turkey 101. then I have an obscene amount of scottish whisky so I might have some of that later

154 pounds a month, 1.8 grand a year

Of course it's better to be wagie if possible as you'll earn more, but why deprive yourself of wealth if its offered? I dont think 320/month will dent the treasury budget of half a trillion a year anyway

Lads I have to be honest, I think Tim's diet is big contributer to his mental illness. He is stuffing carbs in his mouth all day, and drinking coke zero which has aspartame. Google aspartame to see how harmful it is. He'd be a lot better if he went keto.

*shouts upstairs*
DINNER'S READY

youtube.com/watch?v=2l2awXfumOU

me

*jumps out of the cupboard by the stairs*
BOO

Haven't had din dins yet, and if I sleep now I'm going to wake up at like 3 am and my sleep will be all messed up. Need to force myself to stay awake unfortunately

big NEET cums right up in my work coach's womb to produce another generation of work shy comfy boys

ah, defo don't do what i suggested then.
you got to make the food? being active might help.

Because it's about the principle of the matter, not how much of a cost it will be for the government.

no worries mate, I wish I could sleep. got rice, peppers and rainbow trout from yesterday at least. might play some vidya or something to keep my brain going.
you got anything planned for tonight?

Wouldn't it be cool if humans hibernated?
What do you think we'd dream about?

Timmy being force-fed another batch of tasteless gruel while his teddies are lying cold and lonely in his flat

i was going to suggest vidya. when i needed to do the occasional 24+ hours awake i played it. would feel fucked and trippy about 19-20 hours in, but if i had something to concentrate on i was ok. seemed fps's helped as yuo need to be on the ball on them. as with all games but i tried eurotruck sim 2 a couple of times and just crashed a lot. what you thinking of playing?
i'm just going to have a few beers and maybe play something for a bit.

I have a recurring nightmare where I'm either being "hunted" by a tornado or being lost in a wood and stalked by a massive bear. It's one of those where you genuinely feel like your there and you go through all the emotions. I wake in covered in sweat with the sheets sticking to me how do I stop these

Tim is strapped to a chair somewhere drooling.

I've copying his meals. Eating pie and chips right now, kievs yesterday

also, forgot to say, that tea souns breddy nice desu

you will get to be a great big fatty boombastic the big fat spastic

*hands you the golden blanket*
Please write us a bible, fren.

>Why yes, I am a beneficiary of the Patrick Byrne trust fund, what gave it away?

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When you eat a sundae, do you eat it layer by layer or take a little bit from each layer with each spoonful?

>had small junk food binge last night, the second of the day
>slept for around 8 hours
>woke up, browsed internet, drank coffee, did chores
>listened to Summer love by Trevor Something on YouTube and felt sad that I'd never have a life that justified that as its soundtrack
>read about vaporwave, the newest wave
>listened to it and realised I'm not cool enough to like it
>went to gym to exercise for first time in three days
>did the lifts in my temporary light routine but I felt so weak for some reason (300 lbs squats for 3x5 were hard); did deadlifts for first time in a few months
>went in to central London for my usual walk; demoralised after seeing so many Staceys (saw about 6 blonde Staceys in quick succession last night and felt so sad)
>now I'm drinking coffee
>will watch tennis and not sure what I'll eat tonight

I had Ben and Jerry's last night and felt so fat. I was worried about a heart attack because I felt a very slight feeling of tightness in a small part of my left arm. But I had blood tests and the doctor told me I had less than 1 % chance of a stroke. I told myself I'd give up all junk food last night but now I think maybe a weekly Saturday binge could be ok. Now I have no idea. Earlier this year I had impending sense of doom (lol) for a few nights and when I went to the GP on a Saturday he said everything was fine. And I remember that my heart paranoia back at that time was because of chest tightness, which was muscle tightness caused by my increased rowing machine use and bench pressing at the gym.

I really hope Nadal loses so Federer stays ahead. I wish Nadal's match was first. If Nadal loses, I can only fully enjoy the first match in retrospect. As of now, it's a runner up playoff. Berrettini seems like a low talent player and I expect nothing, though I hope I'm wrong.

I felt sad for not being a vidya programer after reading about developers in the UK.

this isn't your personal blog mate

>had a large fast food binge last night and went to bed at midnight while feeling so fat
>unironically sleep for 10.5 hours
>wake up today
>browse internet, drink coffee, do chores
>go to gym and heavy lifting goes well; feel less fat
>leave house at a very late time, after 4 pm, to go in to central London to walk around
>walk my usual route
>walk through a park
>listened to cumtown
>saw many Staceys and qts because it's a warm day; felt sad
>now drinking coffee and planning to binge on McDonalds and then go home and maybe read a book but more likely waste time online

At least I have a fond memory of seeing OUATIH yesterday.

There's nothing else to say. As a NEET I know that I won't feel the Sunday night sadness tomorrow.

The McDonalds burgers aren't as meaty as Burger King and it is all kind of bland. But the chips are great, in their own unique way. I have no food in my flat. I have procrastinated buying healthy food for a few weeks.

I read an article about the high rent prices of student flats and felt happy.

I had an afternoon coffee in a large shopping centre a few days ago and looking down at all the people in the large area was like watching ants or NPCs in an RTS. When I walk through the really shiny new developments like Canary Wharf, and similarly styled shopping areas, it feels like being in a videogame where the stores are protected by an invisible wall.,

it's a larp, just ignore it

Nothing wrong with user sharing an anecdote

can never decide on a game to play so usualyl I play nothing. might go for some /stalker/
enjoy your tinnies

sundae sckool is eaten water first, then layer by layer

I get mates rates off my new dealer, based

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back to /lit/

anyone fancy going dogging in Blackburn?

how did you find a dealer lad? really want to try weed but don't want to buy shit off tor

Don't think muslims like dogs mate, so there's not much point.

Its Saturday tomorrow you mong.

So many scousers in North Wales

wish there was a dealer for mates. like someone who could set you up with a new mate.

U TELL 'IM BAZZA, ALL DEM WURDS HURT ME 'EAD THINKER

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im not inviting any muslims. just the lads on here. we can drive around and find eastern euro prozzers and tag team them

don't eat fast food. awful muck touched by the worst kind of people too

new harry potter film coming out?

twitter.com/jk_rowling/status/1169716643389411328

Just walked past the guy who used to bully me in school coming out of my local corner shop. Thinking of going back and stabbing him, what do you think guys?

bring a raincoat

my mum wants to go there next year and rent a house for a few days for the famalam. they've just come back though from north wales and she said it was a bit bob. she's looking at anglesey now. that has the same potential, unless we get somewhere rugged. wonder if you can rent a lighthouse?

he's not worth it

Just grew up with them, know about 20 weed dealers and my brother sells it too.
I would suggest asking next person you catch smoking weed if they could connect you to a dealer in exchange for some weed.

Me too I wish I could trade in my chav mates for some comfy weeb ones or a dm, I'll give 3 chav mates for a dm.

fucking hell reading a synopsis of that shite story kek

gonna drink all that tonight?

I am unequivocally not encouraging you to get revenge on someone deserving of it

*nods at the GCHQ thread monitor*

>Few gin and tonics
>Watch MGS4 playthrough for nostalgia
>Get slightly pissed then smoke a bit of weed
>Sleep
>Work out even though my injury is playing up
>Get a haircut
>Run a nice meaty game of DnD for the lads
>Smoke myself to sleep
>Grill all sunday

BASED weekend
>Come home again and repeat

Inciting violence isn't a crime.

anyone into golf?

Tell him his bullying made you sexually submissive and those days were the best days because you thought he was bullying you out of affection for you.

>Thinking of going back and stabbing him, what do you think guys?

Do it lad.

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woah, check this out. ruralretreats.co.uk/england/devon-holiday-cottages/triton_dv079
do you think the price is per night?

ask him if he has children now

if he says yes, tell him to think of all the bullying they'll receive from kids at school when they're fatherless introverts

this happened 2 minutes away from my house, mental
standard.co.uk/news/crime/three-injured-after-gunman-opens-fire-at-brixton-takeaway-joint-a4229606.html

>probably won't die
>will fight back
>you'll be in prison for a decade
Not worth it lad.

Your hard act is pointless now we have all seen you tiny dick and shaved legs

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yeah i get the same a bit. have a decent selection but can never think what to play. and get distracted easily.
cheers mate, hope you manage to stay awake

got the fish sandwich
pretty fucking good actually, I'd take it over the chicken sandwich

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>2 minutes away from Brixton

Move

Jesus London is fucking lawless

Clearly a burger m8 and only a mug buys a McDonalds salad

Should I be self-conscious of browsing Jow Forums in front of my family and in public?

Yes you absolutely should fucking original cunt

>takeaway joint
>joint
Fucking hell can we just build a wall around London? They don't even speak proper English in their media anymore. God knows what the gibberish their urban freaks come out with is like.

yes, this place used to be all about hiding your powerlevel but now cunts don't seem to care. Me included.

I didn't want chips
funny it's in a box now, last time it was in a plastic cup

nice. and a healthy salad.
is it mcdonalds. my cousins son asked me to get him a salad in there once and i just laughed. thought they wouldn't have that

This picture makes me laugh.
>go on then mate, reach for your wine

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CICO and 20/4 fasting lads
cooor lads
it's shit

God yes, I have never mentioned this site once in any kind of public forum to anyone. What do you expect to gain from it? They'll either not know, or if they do think you're a nonce/nazi.

I only browse the blue boards. Even then I think twice about going on /tv/.

Yeah, I just don't care anymore. Idc what people think, i'm not looking at porn or anything so who cares

Not to mention the fucking degassing of beer lmao

Long story short, I have a stray cat that I been feeding for a few months, but my landlord is not happy with him shitting and peeing near the area. But she's okay with actually keeping in-house. He is always at the door 24 hrs unless someone is passing by so I think he really likes my family. How do i execute rescuing a cat? Should I lure him into a cage and take him to a vet first?

Friendly Muslim neighbors brought me round some food again. It pains me to see so many racist people on here.