Billie Eilish

No, her music is for "depressed teenagers"
This makes sense on why she came out of nowhere.

Good candidate for public meltdown and subsequent overdose.

She literally just stole plants vs zombies

This isn't a conspiracy, retard, it's true. Wait wait wait, do you think these 17 year old "artists" that literally just fucking appear one day as "HUGE" and "INFLUENTIAL" got there legitimately? lmao

Right OP, I'm from the secret organisation up against the illuminati, they'll kill me for saying this but all celebrities you see are clones, they didn't get in by chance. It's so obvious this cult is cloning people to be celebs people need to wake up.

Cloning technology can't perfectly create an identical person yet, but it's not what they intend to do anyway since it'll arouse suspicion, This society might as well be a simulation.

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It's because people have this sheep hivemind and wont question why someone is famous. I remember one day driving home from work, something about how popular and big Billie Elish is. Everyone was like "who the fuck is billie elish?"

hollywood is full of pedophiles, the government are full of pedophiles. Pedophiles own the world. it is so obvious at this point its a meme.

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I was just thinking about something similar in the car as well, but about flat earth. I think it's hilarious that people get so insecure and angry when someone says the earth is flat, cause it goes against popular belief, even though this same type of questioning is what made scientists realize the earth is a globe.
I mean, Copernicus was fucking excommunicated for even suggesting that the earth isn't the center of everything, which shows that popular belief isn't always correct.
Is the earth a globe? Almost definitely. Do most people understand why? No, they just blindly accept the answers given by authority figures.

>16/17
>pedophiles
are you braindead?

That's still illegal in America you idiot.

Wait, but 17 year olds aren't children. In fact, I only know three things about Billie Eilish:
>She fucks ugly niggers
>She's an industry plant, which is probably why she's told to fuck ugly niggers
>She has huge tits and a developed body

16 is legal in most of the states, cuck

Why she became so popular? I know only one her song.

COME TO SMETHICKS YEH! ASK FOR DANNY G YEAH I'LL BREAK YOUR FUCKING LEGS YEAH. YOU'LL SEE YOU'LL SEE.

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same boat as you, she is 100% an industry plant no doubt. i always have the same radiostation on in my car and one day out of the blue my radiostation is blasted with bad guy and this new hot star out of nowhere.

no it's not, you should probably learn your own country

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makes "relatable" depressing music for 12-21 year old girls
Dresses in oversized, often bright neon colored clothes that only look good because they are designer/she is famous

She's from California where the age of consent is 18 so nah it's still being a pedophile from where she is from.

Retarded whore music for retarded whore femoids.

But it's not though. 16 years old is completely legal.

I cannot believe that California of all states has 18 as the minimum age. I mean, Jesus Christ, that is a surprise to be sure.

Not in all states, in the state she lives in is 18 years old. Search age of consent in California

classic "not like the other girls uwu". super fucking annoying.

she looks like she fucks bIack guys

She is unironically forced to since she's an industry plant who is supposed to teach zoomers to fuck niggers and do drugs.

kek this might its footsies time

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what could possess a female to do this?

she was a clone made in a bottle in hollywood so probably that.

people in california might say that considering they have one of the highest ages of consent in the entire world at 18, but objectively, no.

By the way, the way I heard about this industry plant was that Scott Pilgrim Ruined a Whole Generation song video had a screenshot of a video where she said
>I don't get why girls date ugly guys blah blah blah don't date ugly guys cause then they'll think they rule the world
But then she fucks this ugly nigga. Nigga looks like an eraser.

when a "do you like billie elish thread" turns into a conspiracy theory.
youtube.com/watch?v=sUIcCyPOA30

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What would possess someone to watch the 3DPD movie over playing the game or reading the comics?

I just want to see her tits :/

>C O A L B U R N E R

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>conspiracy theory.
How many fucking times must I explain?? This is NOT a conspiracy THEORY, it's an obvious fact. Literally over the course of a week it goes from nobody knowing her to a million "BILLIE EILISH IS A SENSATION AND THE VOICE OF A GENERATION" which is how 99% of people even found out about her existence.

It's a conspiracy theory whether you like it or not. None of the stuff you are saying is a 100% proved.

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I don't know if I should be mad at her or not. I mean, she's obviously forced to fuck niggers, or at least pretend that she fucks niggers (see where she just happens to have photographic proof of it), but she still is doing it. It's like she's part of something evil, but she's literally 17 years old and her parents are the ones who forced her into it from a young age. But then again, the elites must be destroyed, and the children of the elites are still elites. She's still another cog in the evil machine that is western media.

Not only this, but there is a psychological phenomenon known as the mere exposure effect that makes you either: get used to the garbage shoved in your face or you actually enjoy it after hearing it for the thousandth time. Why else do you think so many stores play pop and hip hop music? If this is the only 2 genres that has entire billions funding it, then it will be made to be liked by pushing it on impressionable children and teens. No other genres in this era have ever had funding this large.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mere-exposure_effect

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Fair enough, I suppose. It's not exactly terrible for it to be classed in the same category that stuff like the Clinton Suicides are classed in.

It doesn't mean it's not true or false. Just a conspiracy theory. Even though it's really obvious she is a industry implant the system of justice goes by innocent until proven guilty.

I don't know who she is. Never heard of her. And she doesn't look so good, so I'll not pay attention.

So you're saying pedophiles run the world?

>54281936
If his definition of "pedophiles" is "men who are attracted to 16-17 year olds" then of course they do, that's the vast majority of the planet.

Edgy music for edgy teen girls, she'll be appearing on reality shows in ten years time and will no longer be relevant.

Are Billie Eilish feet cute? What do they taste like?

Total cumbrain.

great titties, I'd lick her anus

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>her music is muh im depressed
IM A DA BAD GUUUY DUH

Fuck off is it. Fucking meme depressed bitch fucks niggers and her music is for normies
She has big milkies though