Friendly reminder that if you cannot relate to the joker and if the upcoming Joker movie is not the thing you are the...

Friendly reminder that if you cannot relate to the joker and if the upcoming Joker movie is not the thing you are the most excited about as of right now you don't really belong on Jow Forums.

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It looks like shit dumbass. Pennywise is better

>Pennywise
Pedo cannibal detected, gtfo my board

Cause hyping up for a fucking hollywood product is what defines a depressed suicide board. Prolly a good movie but I have not been hyped for shit since I was 14.

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not really a fan of the recent trend of making villain movies. not to mention just completely making up a random backstory to make it appeal more to a "certain demographic"

looking forward to happenings on premiere night, us gun grab imminent

Dubs of truth, it's decided then.
>It's happening.

I have had zero interest in capeshit since I was a child but the trailer actually has me excited. If I had any friends I would see it in a movie theatre. Rise up gamers.

It'd be pretty fucking cool if like 30 or so r9k retards met up and watched Joker together all in facepaint.

the marketing team has been on this board for days now, I wonder are they becoming redpilled

I'd be down for it, hell I'd even take a train to Toronto (the nearest big city) or another town to do this.

He's totally me, I thought I was Rick Sanchez but now I think I'm more of a Joker.

I'm going to get a Joker T-shirt and Funko Pop figurine to show how edgy and different I am.
When I come to school in clown makeup I bet Ms. McMillan will give me detention. I don't even care.

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That's be pretty based user not gonna lie. Post results.

>marketing to neets

The new movie is bad though. They turned it into a comedy

neets are like children in that they have no concept of the value of their parent's money. Perfect demographic to sell shit to

i hope so. next movie should be humanizing hitler via using mental illness as an excuse for WWII.

how's 8th grade going? i hope you got good enough grades so you won't have to repeat it again. cucked and cringepilled.

dont forget domestic violence big part of it

>WHAT DO YOU MEAAAANNNN CONSUMING MASS-MEDIA DOESN'T EXCITE YOU MORE THAN ANYTHING??
>YOU DON'T BELONG IN MY CLUB!!!!!111

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heath ledger's joker is perfect in every way and will never be topped

>tfw gatekeeping
>tfw doesnt watch/play/listen to any mass media
>tfw hype is bad hurr durr
amish pussyfaggot

stupid-ass pussy bitch-ass cunt gay-ass no-good retarded 2-bran-cell faggot

His Joker is a good criminal with anarchy-vibes and a "fuck it" attitude. I'm hoping this Joker will show a mans fall into true, concentrated insanity.

We're all the Joker, user. All it takes is a bad day.

>If you don't conform to my opinions to the letter, you're a conformist!!!!
based, haven't allowed myself to be hyped for something since

>If you conform to nonconformist standards you're a conformist
Based wizardanon alzheimers and dementia kicks in. Let's wheel you outside for a minute so you can get some fresh air.

so they made the joker a frustrated anti hero?

>>If you conform to nonconformist standards you're a conformist

Is someone conforming in here? Fucking conformist conformer.

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I'm gonna be honest with you here, I don't have nearly enough chromosomes to keep up.

Don't give a fuck about the joker, but i fucking love joaquin phoenix

What happens if i wear this to the theatre?

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youll brake cringe records

Absolute fucking society

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very epic troll user (caught big fishies today), can't wait to watch with you in cinema.

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it's the joker, intelligent nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humour

>no girl to go with
>probation for being black
>small town
>no license

Yeah god ripped away all my happiness.

i wish i could help you but god gets in my way too

Its a south park joke dumbass

>excited for an edgy King of Comedy rip off
no thanks.

also I find it hilarious how you zoomer faggots have circled back around to unironically identifying with the 'we live in a society" clown shit. go back to twitter you faggot.

The movie looks pretentious and ignorant.
The final trailer makes it seem the movie is going to be a godsend for it's social commentary, but in reality it's garbage and has been done a thousand times over.

Oooh it's gritty. Oooh it's dark. *yawn*

Wake me up when it's over.

>i care about capeshit
just no

Platinum Tier:

you watch the trailer and its like your life story or a home movie LOL

This. Movies are lame as fuck really.

>written by a boardroom full of suits focused on catering to young disenfranchised male minds
>fall for it

It's probably more like the boardroom full of suits asks for a screenplay and expects it to cater young disenfranchised male minds. They don't actually write it themselves.

>consumerist bull shit is what excites you most in life

Wow user, thats a really empty and dull life there.

Movie's gonna be good but no way in hell I'm watching it outside my home. One of you idiots is gonna shoot up the theater.

>Phoenix's father, John Lee Bottom, originally from Fontana, California, was a lapsed Catholic of English, German, and French Huguenot ancestry.[8][9][10] His mother, Arlyn (nee Dunetz), was born in The Bronx, New York, to Jewish parents whose families were from Hungary and Russia
>(((Joaquin Phoenix)))

>MyHero.jpg

This must be a troll post.

Still waiting on the stats. Since critics have it under 90%, I Probably won't pay to see it unless the audience score is much lower or much higher.

Joaquin Phoenix is based. He narrated Earthlings.

>Tfw Ledger topped himself

Joker is going to be an anti trump socialist in this movie. Its incel bait for marketing but its really r/politics on the inside.

> Since critics have it under 90%, I Probably won't pay to see it unless the audience score
no way this isn't bait. rotten tomatoes critics are dogshit.

They've been very reliable for me. I'm a bit of a cinema nerd, keeping track of what I watch with org-mode. What bores them to treats bores me to treats.

Theres a ton of products i was really excited for and they all let me down so I dont have a lot of hope for joker tbqh
>sunny season 13
>dunkirk
>once upon a time in hollywood
>Sherlock season 4
>House of cards season 4
I could go on.

>heath ledger
*Christopher Nolan

Did you bring high fidelity ear plugs to Dunkirk, or do you have tinnitus now?

its always sunny has been awful since season 5 how the fuck did you still have hope for that show lmao

That ballet scene tho

Reminder that if you trust RT critics you are an idiot

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All you're doing is showing your poor taste.

>Black Panther is the best movie of all time! What are you talking about?
cringe

You seem to misunderstand how that site works.

Indivudual reviews did not rate it 96%

That's the percentage of critics who at least somewhat liked it.

I watched it, because things that make redditors seethe are often interesting, and I was not bored. Pretty good, considering the genre.

you're a faggot user, who gives a shit about hollywood movies they're all the same at the end of the day even if this one is 'muh life is bad gonna go kill some fags' who gives a flying fuck that need for eternal validation of your world view/beliefs from media is gonna be the end of you

>being hyped for a movie
>incel
Pick one, normie

No one is more normie than incels. They talk exclusively about normie shit.

>being able to feel excitement

Alright faggot, I'll bite. What are you excited for? Plus points if it does not involve drugs or self-harm.

I am more like the world strongest man saitama .

The Joker is the most based and /ourguy/ character there has ever been.

Is anyone else going to say gamer words on opening night?

>if you don't like le megacorp movie #51743 you're not a true robot
>hurr durr I define myself through mass media consumption but think I'm not just a normie

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Have you figured out the projection cheat code yet?

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Joaquin Phoenix is one of us and he made this movie specifically for us.

I'm not a 'robot' except for my crushing inability to socialize with people. But I'm looking forward to it. I'm interested.

Not the joker himself-- The man who came before him.

huh?
>successful actor, producer
>lives in hollywood
>$35 Million net worth
>dated models in the past
>currently engaged with pic related
Ah yes, your typical robot

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Have fun getting tackled by security since they're going to have reasonable suspicion of you being a shooter.

>The man who came before him.
His stepdad?

Robot is a state of mind, user.

Just like gender is, amirite

Nigga that makes no sense.

Dumb children

>OUR BLACK PANTHER

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