How do I get a discord e-gf?

How do I get a discord e-gf?

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depends what you got to offer user, are you dominant? or into femdom?

Pay me and I'll pretend to be your discord e-gf. This is a limited time offer buy why supplies last.

Ask some lonely loser to pretend to be a girl

Fuck off my turf I'm trying to make some nice bucks here.

Dilate, poorfag tranny

Find gf on vidya and get nudes

Nah senpai, fags are disgusting. But I'll send gay messages to a nigger for 19.99 a month.

>are you dominant? or into femdom?
He's looking for a discord e-gf on r9k, the answers should be obvious

surprisingly the answer isnt obvious.

He's not dominant and he's most likely into gentle 'femdom'

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sadly youre probably right.
worth a try I suppose.

What if I'm neither dominant or submissive?

Id like a dominant e-bf, sorry user

No worries, best of luck to you.

i'm wealthy
i'm decent looking
faithful, nice, supportive

is gentle maledom enough

Why are you such worthless trash? Every single "fembot" has the exact same "personality" with the same obsessions and mannerisms.

What would you do with an e-gf?
Asking for a friend.

talk, play video games, watch anime/movies when someone makes a rabb.it alternative that isnt garbage

This sounds like an e-friend

Yeah but its a girl, so its a girlfriend

e-gfs are always bad because they are usually talking to like 50 guys at once, good luck with that.

sure why not
not sure if trying to turn me on or to insult me.
he probably forgot to mention the nudes he will want

Where do I get a wholesome e-gf?

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>not sure if trying to turn me on or to insult me.

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And you forgot to mention that you ghost guys who don't just want to jerk off with you online and want a real relationship instead.

I would like to get one too, but don't know how to start.

I had one and they met a local from the internet and are now probably engaged. Iearn from me, they meet other e-people irl but not you.

1. give her attenshun
2. make her laugh
3. and tell her you luv her.

gl with your e-gf goals op.

how do i get by discord e-bf back.....

>they meet other e-people irl but not you.
Yeah, this hurts the most.
I'm never good enough.

where did he go?
have you tried talking to him?
do you actually want a a real bf, maybe he just didn't want to bother you anymore.

i broke up with him because i have a lot of mental health issues so i thought i needed to be alone, but i need him and i don't want anybody else... i don't want a real bf

i really want to message him but i think he likes other girls now and it would hurt a too much for him to tell me he doesn't want me anymore

But I dunno how when usually I get ghosted before we've known each other long enough even though the conversation felt fine

if you dont want a real bf you just want someone to lie to you, or to waste all their time being faithful to someone only to be abandoned when you find someone better

Wanna have someone to chat? My egf just ghosted me after several months without saying a word. I just hope we can help each other cope.

yeah i can add you if you have disc. buti am really depressed lately nd fixated on him so i am like really negative to talk to

Here it is: schtzdelta#7696

ok i sent it my name is unisex but i am a girl lol

I want to talk to a girl :( Please spare a thought for a lonely user

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I still don't really know how discord works, i'm so useless

girls are wasteful of time often good friend that are mutal beneficial play minecraft world share homework. if horny masterbait

Grindr is the best way

Someone on this board could probably share theirs with you.

Someone post their damn discord account fucking faggots

you should probably seek to make friends before anything else, otherwise it feels empty
you won't end up feeling anything significant for them otherwise, and they won't either, it would just be filling a need for both parties rather than an actual loving connection
you won't even miss them for them if they leave, just for the validation they brought

if you want me as friend yo may add me as friend on discord im (july)Handsom_GAMER_69 #3480. ACT FAST I AM CHANGE USER NAME FAST BECAUSE I AM NOW RELIZE IT IS TO EMBARISING TO TYPE!!

Be nice to an autistic girl on discord.

how do i find nice discord server without bad mods where i can post my art and meet cool people

>rabb.it
Stream a video in poor quality of a virtual machine so you can watch already poor quality videos of streamed anime or movies.
>Not just screen sharing.
Fuck people are stupid. I think suggesting rabb.it was a great filter for low IQ.

>had a nice egf from here
>talk daily for months
>exactly my type
>into nerdy stuff and videogames
>hot as fuck
>one day she stops replying
>months later she comes back
>seems angry
>I am bit angry too thinking she had ghosted me
>we argue a bit
>I lost my virginity in the months she was gone
>turns out discord fucked up hard
>she thought I had blocked her
>my anger turns to sadness
>she leaves saying we'll probably never talk again
>break into tears
She was everything I wanted in a woman, probably my one and only chance to be happy.
this literally just happened

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and you didn't have her on any other social media? your house was built on sand bro

yea I asker her once but she had some excuse or other then time flew so I forgot to ask again

i am sorry or you friend but i suggest your girl meet online actually crazy. she is mad to see you even though not your fault? even if she is dumb you may still allowed to date this girl. but she is not very smart. at worse she actually LIE to you and ghost YOU then come back for a minute while she feels bad.

you'd be mad if they ended up fucking someone else too... even if it wasn't his fault, it makes sense she couldn't get over it

Just look around, it takes time.

Bitch lying

look where? public disc servers all look terrible

yeah but we couldn't actually know i think my mind just went there because im insecure.

very true can someone post theirs i am draw fag

This.
Every time I try to care about a girl and make a genuine attempt, I just stop caring after a couple of minutes talking.
Knowing they are probably talking to a dozen other guys at the same time is just so lame.
Who'd want someone like that, she's a slut and if you try to get her affection you're a loser.

I almost thought about talking to this bimbo Sadly women don't care about actual love in a relationship, they just wanna feel good in any pathetic way they can. Be it juggling around several losers giving them hopes to get some nudes or whatever.

It's all so sad in a way. In the end what remains is the individual, learn to cope that you'll always be on your own or drown in the sorrow. Having cool people to be around is not the basis. It's like a bonus, learn to appreciate it.

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lambly#2617
im willing to talk and see if we get along.

Go to public servers, lurk there and talk to people. Then get invited to private servers. Or just click on discord servers whenever they get posted to Jow Forums.

>tfw no discord mommy internet eventually irl gf

She's pretty smart. Discord did have a time where it was fucking up bad and your messages wouldnt reach others though, making it seem like you blocked them. But she was very dumb to assume I had blocked her when I made it clear I liked her a lot, I also sent her messages every now and then with no reply back, I thought she had died. I don't see why she would lie to me then come back 9 months later but who knows.

I think she's just hotheaded.

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based amon poster
anons seriously need to meet girls irl or fucking try dating apps at least, getting girls around here is a waste of time and only the luckiest few have a chance to fuck the e-gfs.

>But she was very dumb to assume I had blocked her when I made it clear I liked her a lot
people ghost out of nowhere all the time

There is truth to this sadly.
I know from experience that good ones do exist but they are very rare, so rare that the effort required to find one is way too much.

just tell him to do stuff with you with he probably doesnt just "like other girls" if you two were together, user

heres a (you), but im not such a fun person to talk to in general

it's been a couple months now.. and i haven't talked to him since then so how would i ask him back? im scared he wont' want me

Just be mature and honest about it.
If you still like him say you still like him, say you still like him.
If you're sorry for how you acted, say you're sorry for how you acted.
If you wanna be back together with him, say you wanna be back together with him.
That's all there is to it, if he says no then that sucks but you'll have closure.

you don't, they all have discord e-chads

thanks user .i think i might message him tomorrow. i hope he doesnt reject me

just start talking to him and have a drink and ask him, simple as

how can this be the weekend

r9k is made up 80% of normalfags pretending, thats why it is dead