Wage Cuckin It™

Because there are none. Even with a decent education all your "opportunities" are shit. Just be a NEET for as long as you possibly can then blow your brains out when you're inevitably made homeless. I'm considering that, just need to somehow find a loaded shotgun in the UK.

first you (I) need money and an income to stack up monehs to get there.
and currently too retarded to make a business myself at that too

>Even with a decent education all your "opportunities" are shit.
I dont even agree I would be multitudes more comfyer with a decent paying job and actually living like a normal european citizen

>Just be a NEET for as long as you possibly can then blow your brains out when you're inevitably made homeless.
currently almost/quasi neet and almost been homeless already and im not comfortable in my current situation at all and i dont wanna an hero

fr dude your right about all these things and yes they are hard and torturous to get ahead in and require research,time and patience, all things i hate aswell but you either do it or you dont thats what separates the rich neets and the poor neets. i spent years being a wage cuck in trash jobs-from the hopelessness i had a dream of a being a personal trainer . i grinded hard in burger king while learning and researching,working out and getting education in biology and shit for another couple years, now im 28 with a modest income in that field

You NEED social skills. You have to be ready and willing to make power moves when opportunities arise.

Abandon all hope all ye who Wagie

Manual labor is ok if you are young and healthy, avoid otherwise

Phone Room suck ASS, but at least its not physically demanding.

>implying you can rank up starting at the bottom of the corporate ladder anymore. this isnt the 1950s anymore boomer

i have seen it, it requires weird sexual stuff , but supposedly that was always the way.

I thought not going uni and moving out from home to embrace the NEET life would be the best thing i could get now i dream of hanging myself from the regret

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>tfw you fucked up your free education multiple times
>tfw too retarded for free eu education
>tfw now its all uphill hell from here

sure with good enough social skills u could land something quicker. bigger companys or other shit doesnt matter what you say if you dont know or have papers of anything u can do though..

>Manual labor
examples of such jobs that have no requirement of entry?

>Phone Room
what is that? call center?

feelsbadman

the more suicidal neets i see posting suicide notes and live streaming their deaths the more glory and happiness i have within me

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Grocery store jobs are easy so long as your not a fat fuck and can stand up for 8+ hours straight

why be so damage happy, user. seems kinda pointless

yup imma apply fort them. kinda brutal being on your feet all fucking day tho

same they are easy and worth it but im told to never stay in them for too long

For god's sake I implore you - NEVER FAST FOOD.

Look for office jobs in SMALL companies or else you will encounter "wageymanager!tm" software that fucking monitors your work. Do you think they set every task time to about 3 mins less than it is physically possible to complete said task in? You bet they do!

Oh no user! You've got it all wrong! It's not physically impossible, we just used the absolute best (methhead) workers time! You are trying your absolute best for MINIMUM WAGE aren't you?
WHAT? YOU AREN'T GIVING IT 110% TO FLIP BURGERS FOR FAT FUCKS AND THEIR FAT FUCKING KIDS 5 DAYS A WEEK FOR BARELY ENOUGH MONEY TO LIVE ON??? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? ARE YOU SOME KIND OF FUCKING INCEL????
I'm calling the police on you, you SICK FUCK

I have decided to kill myself next summer when I will need to get a job. I will have left uni by then and therefore run out of loans so I can't live the comfy life after that so might aswell end it.

there may be more specialized jobs which offer training, courses or qualifications. Jobs which require certifications. Become educated in certs. Become the gigachad of qualifiers.
Alternatively, season's still good for yard work, (private work yields better short term potential profit) and outdoors is probably better than decaying in stagnant air with the people around you disintegrating day by day into the workplace. Unless you're the person who draws power from that.
Those are your options. Give or take.
And then theres every fucking department grocery mall store retail center but those are all shitholes and you will wish for quick death delivery from land of stupid asshole, very quick.
Oh, security. uhhhhhhh something something call centers. Uhhhhh , trashman,, uhhhhhh , mandingo dildo importer .... uhhh,,,,, sell weed,,,,,,---- UUUHHH sell the couch.

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I am currently working as a janitor as a golf and country club and it is pretty comfy, can't say for certain that you will like it but in my job at least I have a lot of freedom and work outside a decent chunk of the day. Refreshing. Also get a nice rich people meal for free every day along with unlimited water, pop, and coffee while I work. The cleaning isn't too hard but there will be the occasional long day, that's true about any job though.

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apply for college

Sounds like LARP. I've been NEETing for 3yrs and having the time of my life.

friendly reminder that we need to reinvent society so that NEETdom until an hero isn't the obvious path for everybody

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>NEVER FAST FOOD.
is it that bad? they are hiring... almost where im heading soon lmao

>office jobs in SMALL companies or else you will encounter "wageymanager!tm" software that fucking monitors your work.
I know a larger company I applied to have this kind of software for helpdesk and support workers and yea it seems kind of aids being constantly cucked like this but I know others in same company that survived it and moved up Idk how bad It could be...

did u atleast get a degree?

>jobs which offer training, courses or qualifications
yea but most demand certain base level of education which i dont even have to enroll in their shitty programs

>outdoors is probably better than decaying in stagnant air with the people around you disintegrating day by day into the workplace.
true actually. some variety is very valuable atleast for me... doing drone shit all day in the same spot gets old fast. fucking hate yard work though a bit...

>those are all shitholes
is it really that bad

>security
considered but need driving license+some minimal education before they even want to enroll u which i dont have

>call centers
gotten denied several times now

>trashman
driving license i think for this one..

>janitor
seems pretty based unless they have monitoring software if you example have responbility for large housing and have your whole day packed with shit and cant chill for a bit... also dirving licensen needed prolly

dont have the education needed to get in and dont have the money/cant get loans either

its not fun after 30+ when everything goes to shit and your comfyness levels drop due to lowering standards all the fucking time

>tfw not burger

wait until your 30

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I failed alot of my final year's grades so I am re-taking and hopefully will graduate next year but it will only be scarping through. And then I'll be let loose in the big ugly world without any money. I have worked jobs before and absolutely hated them and they were really bad for me mentally. And didn't get me alot of money anyway. So I've made my mind up that suicide is the best way. The ancient stoics knew this too. If you have tried and tried but can't go on any longer...end it on your own terms.

is it even worth trying to apply when i have almost a year-long employment gap and googling my name + home town results in missing persons reports that describe me as "mildly autistic"?

i only got my previous job through family

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I only have my G1 license but they never asked me if I had my license and it never came up. Also, most places don't have cameras and even if they do you can always go clean the outside bathrooms along the course which for sure don't. You can almost certainly chill for a bit if you get tired, my manager straight up told me to set a pace and don't overwork. Real stand up guy, he also gave me extra hours when I was down on hard times. Everyone there is just so much nicer and more considerate than retail/fast food slavery. I would highly recommend it but again I can't say for sure if it will be the right fit for you, you might end up hating it or getting a much worse club.

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idk if my country is ripe for golf courses exactly though

ive got decades unemployed just lie its not that bad

I live in Canada, if you live near a big city there is a pretty good possibility. But yeah if there is not one near you then it's kind of just not feasible. Although I suppose I can still say that janitorial work in general doesn't seem to bad as long as you find the right place. Just not McDonalds or some sort of other place with some faggot manager breathing down your neck and criticizing your every move.

Is that a real thing? You're actually described? I thought that would just result in known addresses and any newsworthy events

yup and with an embarrassing picture to accompany the description just to let them know i look like the el paso walmart shooter

i have no social media and would present myself very poorly at a job interview so it's basically over before it ever began

I do Data Entry and its super easy. Basically just looking up order numbers on a big spreadsheet and then seeing if it's been dealt with or not. If its been dealt with then I delete it. If it's not been dealt with then I put it on a list of shit that still needs to be sorted and send it to the people who deal with that stuff. That's it all day for 8 hours. The problem is it's also INCREDIBLY boring. Like 8 hours of staring at a spreadsheet and doing a simple task. Of course, there is the chance to move up and get more pay but that also comes with more difficult work. Most of the people higher than me seem really stressed all the time and I'm not sure if I want that or if I'm happy just getting on with my own repetitive task all day. Honestly, all jobs are shit and you just have to choose which one you hate the least.

Maybe try a trade? Avoid retail.

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baggage handler

just move bags
pay is pretty ok
post-9/11 made sure the airport takes no chances so no "cost-cutting measures"

if you go for a trade you need to actually be good at doing it, you can't bullshit your way arround it. Which sucks the tiniest mistake can cost you to lose your job/client.