Hello mister would you like to buy some cookies?

>hello mister would you like to buy some cookies?

What do?

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Buy 5 boxes of thin mints and go on my merry way.

Walk past, refuse to look at them, and say nothing. Same as with everyone who tries to talk to me in public.

I ignore them as future punishment for growing into hot teens and ignoring me

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>Only if one of you cute munchkins come with it! Haha, no but I'd love to buy a few boxes.
Then I go home and masterbate.

Yes I would, how much are the ones where you poop on them in front of me? I'll take two boxes of those.

They are american. They will grow into hambeasts who cheat on their husbands and kill their babies for fun.

Buy some cookies and wish them good luck. What do you mean "what do"? I sense subtle degeneracy coming from this post.

i hate this shit. If i see these little turds camped infront of a store i just go somewhere else

man this shit is child exploitation. they put these kids in vulnerable positions and sell them ponzy-scheme bullshit where they always lose money at the profit of the school system

fuck i remember when they told us to sell stuff, i ended up just eating all the chocolates they gave me and making my mom pay for it. this is literally child abuse, lol

>They are american. They will grow into hambeasts

nah, they got future stacy written all over them. The genetic gods have blessed these holes sadly

>subtle
Nah i dont think so.

sure. have any lembas bread?

yes i live in france i always wanted to try them

Probably start kicking and punching the little shits.
First, spartan kick the shortest one. Then as the others start coming for me, I'd pull out my club. The big one is the most viable "threat" so I'd take her out quickly. I suspect a swift club to the head would send her into a coma for 11 years. Then I'd swing the one in the middle by her feet into all the other kids. Eventually the supervisor would come and I'd have to use the kids corpses as a weapon against them. There is no chance of survival for these "entrepreneurs". MORE LIKE LITTLE CRETINS, I'LL HAVE THEIR FUCKING BONES!!!!!!

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Great.
Now I cant stop thinking about kidnapping, tying up, stripping and teasing them with their own cookies after starving them for a few days.

Perdon, pero yo no hablo ingles

GYAHAHAHAHA
YES user
DEATH TO THE GIRLSCOUTS
MAY THESE CORPORATE AUTOMATONS BE STONED AND HUNG, THEN WE SHALL SEE HOW ALLAH JUDGES THEIR SOULS

Sure, could I have two boxes of thin mints please

how can you not love little girls user?

>you will never be abducted in the middle of the night
>you will never be locked in a dark empty room
>you will never be starved for days
>no one will ever feed you food mixed with hrt out of their hand
>you will never come to see this man as the only beacon of light in your now small world
>he'll never force himself on you
>he'll never train you to be his perfect boywife
>you will never be punished for trying to resist him
>you will never be showered with praise and affection when you finally come around and act like a "good girl" for him
>he'll never start bringing you home gifts like (girly) clothes, stuffed animals, sweets, and eventually furniture to push you further over the edge
>you'll never give up on ever going home and start to accept your new life
>he'll never start to let you out of your room and occasionally the house once he sees this
>you'll never get to spend the rest of your life happily serving your owner
>you will never be loved unconditionally
>you will always be alone
join us
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why do you exist

oregono

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This will teach them user!

ill have a box of scrumpets please. What, its 19.99 plus tip for six cookies?

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Would daughter and protect

>overly expensive & glorified snacks

Yeah, no thanks.

Good luck with the jew tactic though

SELL ME LEMBAS BREAD, ye golden elflings

I've bought them before, they're not that great.

Buy a box of thin mints and a box of samoas.

I buy girl scout cookies every year because it makes me feel like I get a free pass to call women whores.

Sorry, I'm fasting, but here, have 5$.

Same for the one on the middle desu

Nice try, FBI. I will never tell you which cookies I want

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they're so small and pure and cute

GIVE ME THE LEMBAS BREAD

I don't have any money on me, sorry.

Absolutely and originiggally based

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2 boxes of thin mints and 2 of the Tagalongs.

>U-uhm....no....uh sorry! but no I have to get going, sorry about that.
>Walks off as fast as humanly possible
I wish I were joking about this, kids fucking frighten me, especially girls.

I won't buy shit from them unless they have something with a decent amount of protein.

Look at those little parasites

GIVE ME THE SAMOAS NOW

>"Sorry, I don't have any cash on me."
Because I don't have any cash on me and I never do unless I'm going to a strip club. Who the fuck uses actual cash anymore?

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Quel departement poto ?

Tell us more user. originale

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You should'nt get spooked by them, it's very satisfying to tell them to shut up when they're too noisy especially in theatres and public transport

I don't know where it comes from but it's probably partly because kids are so random and unpredictable, and I am just afraid of being "weird" or "inappropriate" around them, so I would rather just not engage at all. I'm the same with adults too...more or less. Some younger girls have mocked me and called me names before too so there's that.

Yeah but I am 320lbs and pathetic af so I'd probably lose in a fight to them kek

daughter, fuck, marry, kill
go

Oh decisions decisions

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From left to right
Daughter, marry, kill, fuck.
Is that good taste FBI? Or am I a pleb?

Daughter, fuck, and marry all

And then kill myself

Left to right,
marry because she's the tallest and has blue eyes
daughter because she knows how to present herself to sell a product which means she's smart and socially aware
fuck, she's prettier than far right
kill, looks like a praying mantis

STOP BLOCKING THE FUCKING DOORS I JUST WANT TO BUY GROCERIES YOU FUCKING RETARDED LITTLE TROGLODYTES HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES A YEAR DO YOU THINK IT'S APPROPRIATE FOR YOU TO SIT YOUR FAGGOT LITTLE CHICHAI ASSES IN FRONT OF THE FUCKING KROGER AND SHILL YOUR OVERPRICED FUCKING SUGAR CIRCLES DO YOU THINK ANYBODY FUCKING GIVES A FUCK? NO
THEY JUST DON'T WANT TO EMBARRASS THEMSELVES AND LOOK LIKE ASSHOLES FOR NOT PAYING UP TO THE LITTLE FUCKING JEW GIRLS BUT GUESS WHAT FAGGOT I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND YOU YOU BIG FUCKING DYKE WHY THE FUCK ARE YOUR BLITHERING INBRED UNWASHED THREE-CHROMOSOMES-SHORT-OF-A-BONOBO SPAWN OUT OF THEIR FUCKING CAGES GET THIS FILTH THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME AND NEVER COME BACK YOU WHORE

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Yes i would like to aquire some of your fine goods. Could you help me load them in my white van because this one cookie box is very heavy for me.

>Another pedo fantasy thread
Fuck off to /tv/, degenerate.

peux pas dire sinon on se moque de moi