Why cant I be as cute as a anime girl?

You know what I'm talking about you figgit

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umm im sorry for any harm i did. i actually know what i did wrong though.

>im skinny-fat
>>never been atheletic but still dont want to be ugly
>i know i'll just try to be cute instead
stop yourself right there

what? why? im sorry.

Untermensch

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i am a nice person or i try to be at least. why do you hate me user? i love you too.

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You'll never be cute

I choose to hate and denigrate faggots not because it is easy, but because it is hard, because that hatred will serve to organize and measure the best of our energies and skills, because that challenge is one that I am willing to accept

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B A S E D

maybe. anyway i will try as hard as i can.

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you mean you choose to hurt pathetic human beings with no other forms of happiness left. their desperatly clinging to something to manitain their sanity but people like you will always hate on them since you people are to stupid to realize that these are desperate people and you will maybe one day become as desperate as them. is this what you want?

I want niggers spics aspies autismos and faggots to all hang together from the same big retarded family tree
starting with you, now get in the gas chamber you little untermensch

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hahaha as that will ever happen. if you want less degeneracy in society you better start with yourself.

you seem kinda assblasted buddy, you okay?

dont know. im just bored.

well, you ruined my shitposting mood so i'm gonna go back to ghibli films and chainsmoking

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sorry about that. here is some (pic related) for upsetting you.

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don't worry about it, see ya later i guess

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>ghibli films
>blasting some lad

How can you do it while watching those kind of film?
While i watch them i basically lose my will to hate people

hey, he was bored too, it wasnt just me doing it
besides theres no harm done it a bit of shitposting, even if it is mean spirited

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Why can't I be a cute anime girl?

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you are as cute an an anime girl, Ritsu.

thanks. i love you.

don't say gross things, stupid.

BECAUSE YOU'RE A DISGUSTING FREAK WITH A MENTAL CONDITION

FIX YOUR BRAIN CUNT

GET IN LINE WITH

SËX CRUSADË

THE HOT NEW PHENOMENA THAT CALLS FOR WHITE MEN TO DOMINATE AND CONTROL NON WHITE WOMEN OF THE WEST TO CONTROL THEIR VOTES

SËX CRUSADË

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dumb hapa

sorry. i love you in a non sexual way.
but i will never be as masculine and chad enough to do that.

still gross. I'm leaving.

sorry

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I don't know.

one apology is not enough

sorry sorry sorry sorry user. i dont want to be mean. what should i do to please you?

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YOU UNDERESTIMATE THE FEMININITY OF IRL ASIAN WOMEN

THE REASON THE MEME EXISTS IS BECAUSE THEY PREFER LOW TEST MEN MOST OF THE TIME

FIND YOUR WAIFU AND CLAIM HER AS A VOTER FOR THE WHITE RACE

IT IS YOUR DESTINY

IT IS CALLED

SËX CRUSADO

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Just try not to be dumb

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i have met real life asian girls. they are not as feminine as you think they are. maybe its just a stereotype since when they work services they like to fake happiness and innocence.
anyway i would be happy to have asian girlfren but i dont know if i could do it.

yes sir user.

You're asking too much.

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actually you can, if somebody in a remote place vibrates enough of your local quasicrystals, you can actually get a similar effect but The sudden distortion is in fact excruciatingly painful and takes a singularly to numb. So I wouldn’t want to go through that. ever.

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Good man

Try to see the good in humanity

hæææ. user i dont understand?

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Project Montauk

>Why cant I be as cute as a anime girl
Because I want so

time travel and aliens?

why do you want me to not be cute?

It's like sifting for nuggets of gold through an amerifart's liquid sharts
you know there's a chance but its just not worth the effort

Because I have such principles in Russia

>AS YOU THINK
M8 I INTERACT WITH PLENTY FEMININE ONES AND ALSO SOMETIMES HIT THEIR CERVIX WITH MY PENIS

YOU ARE LIKELY BIASED AND WANT A SUPERMODEL OR WANT SOMEONE EXACTLY LIKE SOME 2D RETARD WAIFU

THAT IS NOT IN LINE WITH THE

SËX.CRUSADË

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you have been interacting with asian whores. good luck in your whore crusade.

user, I must ask, are you gay?

no i like woman too. i have had two girl crushes. but i never get anyone. + my first crush was the same as my bestfriends crush.

ahh. i said it like i like boys too. i only like girls that way. ok

So you're bi-curious?

ok maybe a little bit, but im trying to not become bi. tough lately i have had fantasies about sucking cocks and it makes me hard. how do i stop this?

Where's tsunspain when you need him to argue

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>lately i have had fantasies about sucking cocks and it makes me hard. how do i stop this?

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I'd start by indulging in those fantasies, and buy some socks and then shave. If it looks bad give it up, if not, then congrats.

I DONT WANNE BE LIKE THIS.

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Truly a faggot

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Just try out user, what's the worst that could happen?

i dont wanne be like this. please. you have to understand that i used to not be like this.

i could become bi. that is the worst that could happen.

YOU'RE A MASTURBATION ADDICT

Its pretty fucking simple
just exercise the slightest bit of self control and dont jerk off to homosexual bullshit

>spend indefinite amount of time training yourself to enjoy degeneracy
>surprised when the slippery slope ends with you jerking it to other penises

get your shit together cunt
so that you may

EL SAXO CRUPHANDO

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Jokes aside if you don't want to be a faggot then just stop being a faggot
I can't actually give you any better advice because I don't understand how the fuck you're gonna fix something like that if it's really a problem to you
or just try some electroshock therapy, idk

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i have never masterbated to gay porn or anything like it. everything i masterbate to is straight porn. i dont think males are that attractive. its just the cock...

ok thanks for not being mean.

Ay my nigga I feel the exact same way. You're completely fine unless a gay nigga comes on to you
If you don't feel it at the time and you're not comfortable then just repeat after me and say it sternly; "Get off me, you fucking faggot"
Works every time.
Or go with it if you're especially drunk or whatever idk man
The gas chambers are an option too tho if you're really desperate

THE COCK IS PURE MASCULINITY
DOESNT MATTER IF ITS SMALL
DOESNT MATTER IF ITS COVERED IN FLOWERS OR SPARKLES OR ON A FEMININE BODY
THE COCK MARKS HOMOSEXUALITY
ITS AN ADDICTION TO THE GOOD FEELINGS IN YOUR BRAIN YOU GET FROM EJACULATION
MASTURBATION ADDICTION HAS LEFT YOU WITH A FOCUS ON PENISES
OBVIOUSLY YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH IT
SELF CONTROL
BRAINWASH YOURSELF BACKWARDS FROM HOMOSEXUALITY, NOT FORWARDS
IF THAT MEANS YOU NEED TO FIND SOME SICK SHIT THAT AT LEAST IS HETEROSEXUAL
DO IT
EVEN IF IT MEANS JERKING TO WOMEN WITH TRANNIES FOR A WHILE
THEN PHASING THE TRANNIES OUT

HELP YOURSELF
HELP THE
SEX CRUSADO

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That's not that bad, if you become bi, just don't fug any males. Anyway it's up to you. Sounds like you just have a dick fetish anyway, what do you normally masturbate to?

i dont masterbate to gay shit
usually normal porn as a warm up. (male fucking a female) then i go to hentai to for the quality. and same as before male and female.

Then what makes you think you like male genitalia?

i dont know. i just crave to suck one.

That sounds pretty gay

fucking faggots

baby paste tastes terrible you know he has to buy me dinner at an expensive restaurant first

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HEY EVERYBODY IT'S THE CHRISTMASS CAKE
HI CRISTMASS CAKE

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Hey transaroo

now i'm just upset

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youtu.be/YRVUgdr9XYM

what just happen to this thread?

Boarded and taken by a notorious band of shitposters sorry

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ok

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youtube.com/watch?v=PAcqJz95uwo

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FRIENDLY REMINDER Jow Forums IS NOW /S.E.X.C.R.U.S.A.D.E/

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can you go back already?

They'll make you even gayer, be careful

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More like even straighter

say deck

There is nowhere to go back to. This is my homeboard now. This is now

/S..E..X...C..R..U..S..A..D..E/

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deck

i'd have to dig to find your iq cunt