I need a girlfriend? How can I find one

I need a girlfriend? How can I find a girlfriend?
How to get woman as a friend
I am 18 years old don't have any friends.
I am stalking woman on Facebook. I don't have any fucking friends.
I love to stalk every woman from 18-29 on Internet. I am doing this from 2014 and I was 14 age. I do alone secretly.
It is my favourite hobby. No ones knows it even my parents & my family because if they find out that I am stalking woman on the Internet they won't be happy :)
I stalked woman on Facebook from 18-29 age in my another account and threatened them for not adding me has a friend.
I need gf especially from 18 age and wanna touch young woman in public also sleep with them.
I wanna f*** young woman with their consent anyway
If she say no to sex then I won't fuck her.
I hate marriage and fuck it.
I hate an arrange marriage. I hate all marriage.
I am so much sexually frustrated and I wanna sleep with woman.
I will fuck her with consent.
If she say no to sex then I won't fuck her.
How to masturbate sexy woman in public without getting caught?
How to stalk sexy woman in public without getting caught?
I prefer to have more sexy awesome woman friend mostly from that shares same age I have.
I have nothing against have a male friend but I prefer more sexy woman friend.
I love an awesome sexy woman.
I kiss my smartphone screen when I see beautiful sexy an awesome woman pics especially when I see pictures of beautiful sexy hot good woman on Facebook and Twitter etc.
How to have fucking premarital sex? I wanna lose my virginity.
Fat woman are ugly even sexy fat woman are bad as fuck.
I like taller sexy hot woman.
I do masturbate 7 times a day. It is changed from 5 to 7 times.
Please help me to get an awesome good hot taller girlfriend in an alternative way.

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Also,

I don't like prostitute and hookers

I am not against prostitute but won't sleep with prostitute.

I don't f*** prostitute.

I HAVE TOILET IN MY HOUSE.

I DON'T SHIT IN STREET.

I DO BATH DAILY.

I LOOK BEAUTIFUL.

I AM SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED AND I NEED A GF THAT SHARES SAME AGE AS ME SO I WANNA F*** HER WITH HER CONSENT.

I am not in college still in home schooling Grade/Class 12.

Homeschool exam in India thug to pass.

I WON'T STOP POSTING THIS UNTIL I GET A HOT SEXY GOOD GIRLFRIEND.

My Girlfriend requirements
1.) Tall than me.
2.) Intelligent.
3.) Beautiful
4.) Hot.
5.) Awesome
6.) Must hold neutral political views.
7.) Should share and talk to me.
8.) Her age must be from eighteen to twenty-nine
9.) Good liberal.
10.) Atheist.
11.) Westernised.
12.) She must working on a good company.
13.) Also femdom.

Solution to get a girlfriend in a simple easy method.

Idgaf what this board is about?

I really need a gf.
I will keep posting this thing until I got a girlfriend remember that?

I am beautiful Indian.
I do bath daily at every morning with branded soap, shampoo and oil.
I am olive skin.
Help me please!!!!

My stalking woman hobby is increasing. Nobody gonna know it. It is a confidential.

One more thing about my smartphone and computer is

I don't let anyone to use my phone because it contain lot of fucking privacy stuff. Good thing I created an user account in my phone so when someone use my phone I put phone in another user mode.

Even my gf or any friends including male will not have access to my private stuff.

I will stalk my gf because if she cheats

When my dad and anyone wanna use my phone for calling someone. I switch the phone to an another user account. I won't caught
My phone have 2 user account with password and third one is for someone to use my phone.
I switch my phone to 3rd user account while giving someone for example my parents and someone else so they won't find out

My computers have two user account.

One is personal account with private stuff.

Another one is for everyone who want to use my PC with standard user

I really don't like boys but don't hate all of them.

I hate FB and any social networking site.

Reason

I had 2 female FB friend one from an Indian and an another one British in 2014

They both unfriendly me since 2015. Idk why I never ask them about boobs and shit.

I used to talk to them and sometime they might feel uncomfortable to me I think.

I helped their PCs and any an electronic devices problem.

Idk why they unfriended me???? Why I use to talk to them.

Why????.

That is the reason I hate social networking site.

I love to be get molested by sexy woman on public in bus, metro (subway) and uberpool etc etc and they can touch my private parts.

Just imagine Stranger sexy woman passenger molesting me especially in uberpool and also in metro (subway). I will like it.
I will stalk my girlfriend without her consent because if she cheats.

There is nothing wrong stalking woman

Person becomes sex offender if he stalks woman. This law doesn't make sense.

Everyone including woman should understand there is nothing wrong stalking woman.

I wish sexy taller woman stalks me.


I will care, share and talk to my girlfriend and she will do same thing to me.
My girlfriend can dominate me femdom.
My girlfriend should be liberal, taller, working woman, an atheist, hold neutral political view, beautiful, femdom and good liberal.
Her age can be from 18 to 28.

I am lonely and need a female friend.

I was just stalking this woman on Facebook.

It is her photo of fb and also means it can show only to friends and mutual friend.

I won't tell her name.

She knows me in real life and meet her somewhere in my dad friend and she doesn't like me.

She didn't even add me as a friend in my real fb account. So i stalk her.

I have one of her friend added in my another FB account.

He accepts it without checking the account.

She look so beautiful

I just censored the photo of her so no one able to trace her.

I won't tell her name.

Recently she uploaded new photo on FB.

She looks so beautiful and I wish I can fuck her.
I WILL KEEP POSTING IT UNTIL I GOT A HOT SEXY AN AWESOME TALLER ATHEIST GIRLFRIEND.

I LOVE TO BE DOMINATED BY TALLER AN AWESOME SEXY WOMAN.

Deal with it.

I NEED GF.

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Second crush.
Also stalking her.
I just heard she is most sensitive about her privacy on internet. Keep violating it.
Some of her fb friend accept my fake account request without checking it so I can stalk her

I completely stalking her.
She is most cute and have a liberal boyfriend as she is from liberal family.


She uploaded new photo

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Third Crush

I even masturbate her sometime.

Some of all my crush friend accept my fake fb request so I can watch them

Idk why most people and most woman hates stalking woman.

Stalking woman is good even in public as long woman didn't get killed.

STALKING woman is my second favourite hobby.

Law also stupid the person stalking a woman why he should be in sex offender even it didn't harm her????

Stalking woman is good in my opinion

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4th crush.

Some of her friends on fb accept my fake request without checking my profile.

So I can spy on her in FB.

When I was in school. She used to flirt me when I was 10-11 and flirting stop because of two reason first is that school start to segregate sex and in that school if teachers and principal see that that opposite sex talking to each other then both would be punished and she left that school and 2 years older than me and I was so shy to talk to her.

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She is my 5th crush.
When I was in new school before quitting it too in 2013.
She used to flirt me but I was fucking shy talk to her.
She doesn't like me anymore
In every night I visited her facebook profile and kiss every her photo on my smartphone.
Some of her foolish friend accepted my friend request so I can spy on her.
She is 19 years old.
I did something too her on internet because she start to dislike me when I quit school in 2013 which not gonna fucking disclose.

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POO

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6th crush.
Almost Same story as 5th crush.
She most hottest.

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IN

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7th crush.

She is 18 years old

Her big sister is the 2nd crush.

It is 2nd crush sibling.

She is too hot.

I able to stalk 7th crush

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LOO

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8th crush.

She is the friend of the 5th crush.

Both are in same college.

She is so hot and I spying her on FB

I also stalk her.

Stalking woman is my best hobby

5th crush didn't tell her college but I able to know by using stalking method on Facebook.
Hahahahahhaaha. I seen her college photo.

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9th crush

She is so hot.
She is the friend of my 5th crush.

She is so beautiful without even makeup.


I wish she fucks me.

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10th crush.

I am stalking her on Facebook.

She is so fucking hot without makeup.
I wish she stalks me and molest me in public although she don't know me.
She is the friend of 3rd crush.
She is from liberal family and she has a boyfriend.
She is so beautiful and sexy.
Thanks to some of her friends accept my fake facebook account request so I can spy/stalk her.

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11th crush.

I also stalk her on Facebook and it is so easy because her friend accept my fake account request.

They visited Switzerland and from rich family.

She is the friend of the 5th crush.

She don't know me. I am knowing more information about her.

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My 12th crush.

She is so hot.

I able find her few friend list thanks to her background FB page those who liked it.

Her facebook profile is so private.

Luckily one of her friend accept my fake facebook account so I can stalk her.

Luckily I found one of her friend accept my fake fb account otherwise it would be it is impossible to stalk her.

Her Facebook Photo privacy is friend and mutual friends. So that means her friend and mutual friends can see it that also mean I can see because one of her friend accepted request on Facebook without checking my account.

She don't know me and I am collecting information about her.

My stalking woman on internet hobby is improving.

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12th crush profile

One of her friend luckily accept my fake facebook account request without checking.

If one of her friend didn't accept then I couldn't stalk her.

It is one of my school bully friend.

So she lives in different city

I didn't send any friend request to my bullies.

I able to stalk my crush because one of my crush friend accept fake facebook account request without any checking.

I didn't send any fake facebook account friend request to my bullies from my account

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13th crush.

She is so hot.

I able to stalk her on FB and she is in college

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My beautiful face

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My house has toilet you foooooooooooooooooooool

Fuck off pajeet

i'll bite the bait. stop everything you have been doing and do the things you havent. talk to people like they're real people. stop the masturbation. stop the stalking. treat people like they are real people. see them as people instead of objects of sexual desire. get to know them for who they are. when they get to know you, they will decide if they like you. meet new people. eventually someone will want to have sex with you. stop caring so much about sex. look for a girl, who is a friend. eventually, look for a girlfriend.

I will have girlfriend.

I will go with her to shop, movies and restaurants etc
I WILL HAVE GIRLFRIEND NOT JUST FOR SEX AND I WILL CARE, TALK AND SHARE TO HER. SHE WILL DO THE SAME THING TO ME.

MY GIRLFRIEND WILL BE WORKING WOMAN.

Fuck off if you can't help me

I-is that airbrushed? just how bad is your complexion?

It is beautiful. You foooooooooooooooooooool

I interacted opposite sex little bit when I was in school

I need to find gf in easy way and i won't stop posting it until I get a hot sexy gf.

Unfortunately in my school day i was shy talk to girls. I only talk few girls in my school day and forget their name.


I didn't have male friends because they hate me for no reason.

I prefer more female friend so fuck you.

Those girls in school probably grow up and in college. I don't want go back to school. Homeschooling exam thug to pass.

I used to live in different city for 12 years due to parents transfer so we moved to new city from 2003.

Now I am in this city that where I born there.

In school i got buillied and couldn't handle that why quit. Also other reason i quit school.


I need hot sexy gf in easy way.

So remember I done schooling in different city.

I quit school since 2013.

I am so sexually frustrated and need hot sexy gf from 18-29 age.

>which not gonna fucking disclose.
now you have to disclose it. Don't keep us hanging like that

No no no no.
Everyone including women should understand that stalking woman is good.

It should be legal.

What will happen if my crush finds that I am stalking them and posted their censored photo on Jow Forums?

>i'll bite
Don't. The dude is spamming this shit everywhere. At first he got legitimate advice, but people realized he's mental.

Pajeet, go see a psychiatrist. I'm serious, not trying to offend you.

What an advice.
I didn't got any easy advice to get girlfriend.

In India it is difficult to get girlfriend because of fucking society.

Bar and club in India woman in there are traps man and have criminal connection.

So tell an alternative way.. everything is possible.

I am from 8 chan too

lots of bad things to you. which is why you shouldnt do it.

POO POO POO IN THE LOO LOO LOO

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i gave you the alternate way. do these things.

But problem in India it is difficult to get Girlfriend due to fucking society.

not sure if nose too big or face too small

You will never ever have a girlfriend , I will make sure of it

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My nose is medium not large you foooooooooooooooooooool.

No one does, what you do. That alone should tell you there's something wrong with you, if you had any processing power in your brain.

No you stupid garbage.
I will keep posting it until I got a girlfriend

Get money then you'll get the woman

like i said, start with finding and keeping a friend who is a girl. dont scare them away by being fucking wierd.

nice shoop

I AM FINE.

YOU IDIOT BASTARD.
Get lost if you can't help me

I will be businessman after trying to passing homeschooling exam, learning programming.
I need girlfriend first
My girlfriend will be working woman

you bestard son of a bitch. Teach me how to swear at people the indian way.

no. you are not fine. your posts here have proved that. you are fucking wierd, and this is not judgemental bullying, it is constructive criticism. learn from it. STOP THE SHIT YOU DO. or dont, i dont really care because this is the internet. but really, if you want improvement, fix yourself first.

Tell an alternative easy method to get girlfriend.
Everything is possible

Then you will be posting forever, with no girlfriend

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Sala kutta bhoda Bokachoda motherchod
Some of them are Indian Bengali slang.

shut up foooool
help this fine man getting a gf

oo challenge accepted, alternative easy way. all you have to do is have an infinate source of money. and then spend all of it on them. constantly. but since its infinate it never runs out, they always want you for your money.

no but seriously, welcome to the real world. you have to be worth having for someone to want you.

Fuck off if you can't help me.
I say no shitposting in this thread

Post bobs and vageen.

I remember the chod thing. What does it mean? Can I add it after every word?

I still live with my parents


My girlfriend will be working woman.

Soon I will be businessman after passing my homeschooling exam, learned programming

Chod like
Motherchod benchod (bend means sister).
If you can't help me then get lost

*snap*
yep im gonna remember this cringe post.
this will be my favorite one, poo in loo shitskin

Not a proper advice

My skin is not shitskin.
It is olive

>>r9k

>If you can't help me then get lost
here, have a 2D gf

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/Pol has more user.
One day I hope pol will tell an advice to get girlfriend in easiest method.

Doesn't exist in real life.
I told you get lost if you cant help me

I'm helping you

Dude you have a problem. You're only 18 so you can fix it. Stop stalking these girls and reconsider whay you're doing with your life.

Holy shit man

No you are not helping.
You are doing shitposting you sala.

mods !

you sound like you want someone to do all the work for you. this does not exist, at least without large $$$, you have been told all the easiest ways we know. the only thing left is rape, and homicidal rampages. you want to do this the right way it will not be as easy as "i wake up and i have a gf", you have to make the girl want to be your gf by being the things you are not.

whoops retard-me forgot the image

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would you be able to live with yourself if the guy snapped because of you and really raped some woman?

Oh shut the fuck up. It was reported hundred times already. Just enjoy the shit show for the time being

It's true that in India the bride house have to pay dowry to the groom house ? And those of higher caste abuse the shit out of it ?

>Coming to Jow Forums for advise on women.

This should be good.

Refresh your page and look at the OP
He’ll be back. He has nothing better to do

gear

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haaaaaaaaaaaHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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holocaust with pajeets instead of jews when?

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Everyone ignore this faggot ass thread and carry on with their day

Help me or get lost.
Mods transfer this thread from /pol to /bant

You british man
I really need a female friend/girlfriend..
I am fucking lonely and alone you foooooooooooooooooooool.
Get out british man if you can't help me.

When I see any UK flag in Jow Forums I will call them British man/British woman

well refined b8

Fuck off

Tell them to send bobs and vagane, trust me it works

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Hi Kumar

t. Inbred muslim

uh... ban evasion?

Sadly, I have no skill with women either....But I wish us both luck that a hot sloot like pic related will be our gf someday.

You would turn your back on your brother? He needs our help in his quest for bobs n vagene!

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he is a proxy fagging paki.

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