I decided to just do it, I bought a hooker and lost my virginity. It's definitely a change of pace, my whole body feels different. I went through with it, didn't pussy out at any point.
>be me, 28 year old virgin >decided enough was enough >bought a hooker from the internet >cheapest one I could find, $50 for an hour >pretty much all the money I've saved up >I don't have a car, luckily someone dropped her off >We handle the money and go to my room >Get naked, she gets naked, preparing to dock >Remember I don't have a condom, and I wouldnt want to risk getting her pregnant >She pulls a condom out of purse, it was already unpackaged, but she said it was cool because they were the reusable kinds that kill the germs on contact >bash the fuck hour of her pussy for 10 minutes and cum >fucked her so hard condom was torn to shreads when I pulled it out >feeling alpha I tell the bitch to get out, I don't need the full 50 minutes
I feel fucking great, I'm looking forward to my new long life as a non virgin.
>She pulls a condom out of purse, it was already unpackaged, but she said it was cool because they were the reusable kinds that kill the germs on contact
Nice larp, faggot.
Sebastian Morgan
Very poor bait to be honest. You should have posted this in /b/, they usually fall for this kind of stupid shit.
Lucas Johnson
>Are hookers the ultimate redpill? No
Bentley Wood
Get tested. Like 3-4 weeks later unless symptoms occur sooner
Samuel Bailey
Only if she dresses up like Asuka while calling me Kaji. Yes that would be awesome
>She pulls a condom out of purse, it was already unpackaged, but she said it was cool because they were the reusable kinds that kill the germs on contact This sounds legit.
Jaxon Martin
No, no, no! Most hookers and escorts act so stuck up even if you're the one paying them. Plus, most of them don't even swallow cum.
Oliver Gomez
Not even a good larp 3/10
Ian Gutierrez
he's going to feel an itch first then his dick will fill up with puss and fall off
Jason Wright
why do girls like you do this to sad boys
Parker Collins
this is the sagiest cringe i've ever reported
Michael Harris
No hooker costs 50 bucks. Unless your from some 3rd world hell hole or picking up crackwhores.you should’ve spendeding at least 200 an hour for pus. Hookers help social awkward men gain confidence. It’s not for everyone but it helps take pussy off the pedestal for a lot of men
Jaxon Carter
boomer incel next school shooter also 55 and supports trump yup, cringe comp capped
Luke Gutierrez
>>cheapest one I could find, $50 for an hour >>pretty much all the money I've saved up
Anarcho-Capitalist...
John Morales
>I feel fucking great, I'm looking forward to my new long life as a non virgin Wrong this won't happen. Lust is like a fire in that the more you feed it, the stronger it becomes. Now you will be in a sex frenzy all the time.
Brody Reyes
ewww that nose ewww EEEWWWWW DON'T POST THAT SHIT EVER AGAIN!!! FREAK!
Julian Sullivan
I dunno, I’ve always thought that if you’re not comfortable with your daughter or sister being a prostitute then don’t visit prostitutes
Noah Garcia
Sex with escorts is terrible. They're dirty, they smell, and they don't give a shit about you or your dick in their pussy. If you didn't feel like complete shit on wasting money on a nut, I don't believe your story.
Nathan Bailey
Good discussion point. Fucking relieves the mind of tension, which is why you shouldn't NOFAP and get that cum out of your balls as often as possible. You are a male, most likely you have a surplus of testosterone and a few ounces of jism a day isn't going to deplete your manhood, it's going to clear your head. Hookerism reduces females to equality in your mind. Now you can look at a woman and ask yourself: >What does she have to offer me? Instead of the ever-depressing, BETA, and imprisoning >How can I get my dick inside of her pussy for at least 3 minutes? Once you free your mind from that, women become easier to deal with. The same release of tension will change your outlook on EVERYTHING True redpill: >hookers and jacking off are the ultimate redpill.
>>She pulls a condom out of purse, it was already unpackaged, but she said it was cool because they were the reusable kinds that kill the germs on contact This is how I know you're b8
>hookers and jacking off are the ultimate redpill. This is true. When you're not horny and you interact with a girl, you start wondering why the fuck am I wasting time on this, I could be doing something more interesting.
Carter Nelson
"1 post by this ID." Softcore porn used as clickbait. We're on to your tricks, Shlomo. Hi, alphabet niggers!
Eli Clark
I don't think people actually think nofap is going to preserve their manhood. God just said it's bad, and you should feel bad.
Hudson Bailey
In Germany you only have to pay 30 €. Laissez-fair capitalism works.
Zachary Bennett
>>She pulls a condom out of purse, it was already unpackaged, but she said it was cool because they were the reusable kinds that kill the germs on contact larp. sage.
Gavin Baker
>200€/hour >flag Not spending it on booze, you are lying elf.
Daniel Reyes
Show leaf flag
James Lopez
This desu. Whores are equally scared of catching shit from you as you are from them. They always have rubbers.
Mason Morris
>those veins That's a man, baby
Josiah Morris
>>She pulls a condom out of purse, it was already unpackaged, but she said it was cool because they were the reusable kinds that kill the germs on contact
>she said it was cool because they were the reusable kinds
>t.european Ahmed Lol enjoyed that white pussy m8?
Alexander Roberts
Doesn't look canine enough to be a leaf
Ethan Evans
This. If you are a virgin, just save about 200€ and go fuck a Czech hooker. They look like instagram models and they are absolutely worth it.
>not realizing Finnland is a rich country where we can afford both hookers and booze
Michael Nelson
real ancaps travel to thailand or the phillipines to act this way.
american hookers are fucking disgusting. they do it for crack money and will fuck niggers. in asia they are professionals who take care of themselves because they know that if they sucky sucky, they live exceptionally well. if they don't, they end up in a gutter or dead. they also know that if they fuck themselves up with drugs and alcohol they will lose their livelihood
i still wouldn't stick my dick in any of them because it's absolutely degnerate both because whores and also because nonwhite. but i do know ancaps (you can just tell by the way they act) that go to thailand multiple times a year just to fuck whores.
Joshua Collins
>thinking that blue haired doll is anything but worst girl Jow Forums is Asuka all the way baby and this is now an NGE thread.
>God just said it's bad, and you should feel bad. That's back when God wanted to populate the earth with seeds as fast as possible. I'm quite sure God has wanted to slow us down since then, but we probably kill his Prophets on a regular basis so he just fucking gave up trying.
Robert Bell
my friend used to be a serious shut in 24 years old virgin. I told him to call one of the Czechs. Didn't have guts to do it. On his 25 birthday I got him a Czech as a present. He's not a virgin nor a shut in anymore.
Wyatt Allen
>She pulls a condom out of purse, it was already unpackaged, but she said it was cool because they were the reusable kinds that kill the germs on contact
>pretty much all the money I've saved up >$50 This is the first time a post with an ancap flag makes sense
Jaxson Flores
also I have to add that I've had my share of dry season when it really hits your self esteem and you're afraid to move. just call a Czech and tell her your situation and you will be back in game in no time.
