U jelly? enjoy your shitty subway and tendies Imao

Shrimp are sea fleas

Crabs are sea spiders

Lobsters are sea cockroaches

White trash high roller

>gets the ultimate feast at a chain restaurant where they are more known for letting you see lobsters in a tank then actual good food.
>thinks he is god

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When youve had shark and dolphin lemme know.

nigga is that red lobster?
that plate at RL is like 30 dollars. nigga I smoke more money in weed than that in a couple hours
if you gunna do it up with sea food, you travel to Maine. dem fish niggas do it right.

or go to Louisiana for that good good

>all you can eat buffet
>with lobster
>$7
where? I fly there for a million dollars and you can kill me afterwards but where on earth could I possibly eat infinite lobster for so cheap?

Interesting how your dinner appeared on a website called junk food and drinks

So in other words you couldn't think of anything worthwhile oh, so you created this stupid thread while you microwaved another shitty lonely tv dinner

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real robots are vegans. veganism is an extremely robot philosophy, because its just aiming to reduce animal suffering. you cant call yourself a robot and eat meat, in the same way that you cant call yourself a robot and enjoy kicking and stomping dogs to death

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The website is called junk food and drinks

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Is that cum and a cracker?

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>Op's mom takes him out to dinner for his birthday.

Based moms. I don't live at home, but if I wanted to, she would be perfectly fine with it.

Because it features junk food... And it also features drinks... Shitty crappy unhealthy drinks, and disgusting worthless junk food

Oh... And it also features the exact same photograph of bullshit all you can eat buffet crab legs and disgusting fried butterfly shrimp... I don't see any Lobster on that plate either oh, you inbred worthless frozen pizza lonely anime watching video game sissy boy

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what are you talking about robots can be petty vindictive assholes who only care about themselves and only to a small degree. They don't have to necessarily like animals just because they hate humans.

Why the fuck would I be jealous of eating at Red Lobster?

Plenty of better local restaurants and holes-in-the-wall than that chain place.

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>I don't see any lobster on that plate either.
it's on the left side under the crab legs.
I live in florida lobster here is $50 per plate. I've had lobster 4 times in my life because I'm not willing to spend that much that frequently.

ur not the real Johny, he aint this dum

the way that prepared is shitty. but should have done more justice to the ingredients

I'm vegetarian, so I'm not jealous at all.

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That's the Ultimate Feast from Red Lobster. It's like $20, bro.

the price of lobster is not standardized. it caries depending on season day and location.

not true. robots dont enjoy hurting the weak, killing and abusing animals or bullying the losers at the bottom of the social hierchy

theres literally science showing that robots dont enjoy hurting and bullying the weak and they have an inherently stronger moral compas than neurotypicals. they are simply more mature adult human beings, since they were little

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and heres the research showing they dont enjoying bullying and abusing the weak. i have moer if you dont believe me

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It looks like a beef patty and bloody meat .

That's not Lobster... That's langostino...

Shitty chain restaurants like Red Lobster serve langostino and call it Lobster all the time...

Because people like you don't know the difference

Its me, alright....

And thats NOT lobster....

That's langostino in the photograph

I can't believe you actually think there's such a thing as 'robots'....

You kids these days will fall for anything

I thought you fucking died

I suppose you're never too old to learn or too much of an inexperienced douchebag to learn

...... glad I could help

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Lol hee hee

Not yet, no....
I migrated to 8 chan

It's not surprising a shit hole like Red Lobster would charge $20 for that worthless plate...

Altogether, that's $3.10 worth of food

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Ooooopsieee !!!

I meant to say $3.10 including the value of the plate the silverware the plastic cup and the soft drink

Tyler Cassidy (krispy kreme)
and an actually AMAZING song
Its great.... Check this out

The lyrics are hilarious

youtu.be/LBgL1JGlGAo

I thought infinity Chan is dead

Cuz your boyfriend's a bitch he ain't shit he can suck on my dick I ain't with all that shit why he do you like this why you home all alone and he out fucking around with them hoes

It's infectious

Temporarily yes

Which explains why you're seeing me in this worthless fucking void

Heres Jim Watkins discussing me
youtu.be/jlYqOSmRzUA

My son Jet (hack_blastard) lived with my wife and I in our badass apartment, and we all had a blast...

Then, Jet got hired by Sam Hyde to do videos for him.

He moved to Rhode Island and he lives with Sam now, and they are working on lots of projects and having lots of fun.

Wendy and I are doing wonderful, and we have been continuing with our animal rescue dedication...

We are surrounded by loving amazing beautiful genius cats

We are one big happy family

I'm 3 years totally clean off drugs, not even one sip of alcohol and not even One Toke of weed or nothing

Absolutely nothing... I never even think about getting high anymore...

I can honestly say I haven't been this happy in decades

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seafood is for subhumans

I'm a pesco-vegetarian

I eat salmon and occasionally a little Tuna.........

but I agree that anybody who would eat bottom feeders, ocean insects is a goddamn moron

Aaaaannyway........

To answer your Timeless question :
......................NO.............................

>shrimp
>bottom-feeders

Take a biology class, you fucking morons.

I didn't say that shrimp were bottom feeders

Don't go putting words in my mouth, bucko

..... crabs and lobsters are indeed bottom feeders, surviving off the feces that floats down from other sea life....

I didn't stutter, bitch

And while shrimp are not bottom feeders, they ARE indeed riddled with parasites just like other sea life, and if the shrimp isn't cooked properly, the person eating them is also infested with parasites

Johnny Neptune Presents....

Shrimp

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Johnny Neptune Presents...

Crab

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Johnny Neptune Presents...

Lobster

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Can you maybe post an example of a wild animal that isn't lousy with parasites?

My beautiful and luxurious and Brilliant wife Wendy Neptune just got off work at the hospital and will be here in a few minutes so I'm going to make some coffee and get ready to snuggle and watch live PD

Everybody have a safe and happy weekend

And do something thoughtful for somebody soon, asking for nothing in return... It will make you feel a lot better about yourself...

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That's great man, take good care of those cats

Every living thing is riddled with parasites, including human beings, which are born with flukes...

But the parasites in sea life are not good to introduce into mammals

That's why we cook them, ya' dip.

>u jelly?

Of what, the food poisoning and intestinal parasites? Nah.

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I shall... I assure you

And thank you for not telling me to go back to Re.ddit

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In particular I was speaking about boiled shrimp, the shrimp cocktail version... Quite often its not heated to the correct internal temperature long enough

The only way I really like to eat shrimp is grilled... well done, and served on a sandwich with my famous Johnny Neptune's GARLICUE SAUCE, with homemade coleslaw on really good onion rolls...

And yes my world famous GARLICUE SAUCE is exactly what it sounds like...

A homemade BBQ glaze with garlic, Tangerine bits, garlic, whiskey, garlic, tomato paste, garlic, brown sugar, garlic, orange juice, garlic, beer, garlic, honey and garlic...

Best motherfuking barbecue shrimp sandwich you've ever had in your goddamn life

Before i go.....

This handsome devil is named SEXY

hes our most recent rescue...
and hes absolutely the most deep and complex cat I've ever dealt with

He's completely unique, not like any other cat I've ever met....

And the fact that we were able to rescue him was nothing short of a miracle !!....

Sexy LOVES Wendy sooooo much
its just silly how much he loves her

Hes absolutely GORGEOUS

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whatever op i fucking love subway

I don't speak jiggaboo

Uhhhhmmmm......

so... that noise niggers make is considered 'speaking'?....

SUBprimateWAY

Shut the fuck up, Canadian.

'robots' are simply more mature adult human beings, since they were little

lol as if remaining in a stunted stasis of infantile videogames, complete lack of sociosexual acumen, and effeminate asian cartoons equates to 'maturity'

...................wWOWw.................

............god damn, dude !!..........

(my wife just got out of the shower)

GUTEN NACHT

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I will. I am tired of "fancy" food I just want rice and steamed chicken.

Man yea i'm jelly, love seafood.

At the kinoplex I see! Very tasteful OP.

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I'd feel depressed and hungry after eating that

My wife is making me a roast dinner. Shit will be tight. Got some ice cream for dessert.