Be American

>be American
>don't know the states

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Theres way too many of them man. Look at the clusterfuck of small shits up in the north east. You expect me to learn all that?

Yes

Even I can recite all 50 states. You'd have to be a mental midget to not remember fifty things.

This Bong is right. How can you not even know your own country? This is why the rest of the world hates us.

The only state that matters is Canada

texas
new mexico
alabama
oklahoma
louisiana

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

America still has the potential to be a great country but only if anyone that can't do something as simple as name the lands is sent into some sort of process that harvests them for their nutrients.

kek

Oh I'm not joking. Some people's best chance to contribute to the world is in the form of some cheap protein energy bar.

arizona
california
washington
florida
nevada
michigan
ohio
iowa
rhode island
new jersey
gerogia
west virginia
south carolina
north carolina
virginia
tennesee
wyoming
vermont
new hampshire
new york
pennsylvania
utah
maine
hawaii
alaska
oregon
wisconsin
detroit
peurto rico
illinois
north dakota
south dakota
montana
east montana
washington dc
samoa
idaho
arkansas
kansas

is that 50

I can name all 50 states and their capitals. They teach us this shit in 5th grade, idk how an American can not know these things

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That's pretty nasty. Can't we just send them to the south?

oh kentucky

that's 39 and 2 of those are not states they are territories

Not even close. What the hell is Samoa doing in there?


No.

I hate how people forget Delaware.

mississippi

I think we should take cannibals like you and make them memorize all the states.

delawhere?

everyone else is irrelevant fuck em

I can't wait till you realize how widespread the secret cannibal problem is because by then it will be too late.

I already know all the states. I know every sector of every English speaking country and colony and dependent state.

Alabama
Arkansas
North Carolina
South Carolina
Florida
Franklin
Georgia
Kentucky
Louisiana
Mississippi
Missouri
Oklahoma
Piedmont
Tennessee
Texas
Virginia
West Virginia

Only states that matter

Not even all states.

California
Oregon
Washington
Idaho
Nevada
Arizona
Colorado
Utah
New Mexico
Wyoming
Montana
Texas
North Dakota
South Dakota
Nebraska
Kansas
Oklahoma
Minnesota
Iowa
Missouri
Arkansas
Alabama
Mississipi
Tennessee
Georgia
Florida
Louisianna
North Carolina
South Carolina
Virginia
West Virginia
Ohio
Pennsylvania
New Jersey
Maryland
Delaware
Rhode Island
New York
Wisconsin
Michigan
Maine
Connecticut
Massachusetts
New Hampshire
Indiana
Illinois
Alaska
Hawaii
fuck I think I'm missing 2 or 3 actually

Missing two.

which two am I missing I honestly can't remember right now

Actually, those are all of them.

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Nvm I'm missing Kentucky and Vermont

Congratulations. Name all the Australian territories from memory, they're easy.

Not that familiar with them 2bh but I know several at least
Victoria
Tasmania
Western Australia
New south wales
uhh Northern Australia??
uhhh yeah that's all from memory

Wait, Tasmania is part of Australia? Do humans even live there?

Wow. Holy shit.

Not bad, Queensland, Northern territory, South Australia.

Do they even live in Romania?

Its literally impossible user, don't act like it isn't

>Do they even live in Romania?
No, not really.
It's filled with vampires, gypsy witches, balauri, strigoi and other shit.

Well at least you have that one forest.

The UK and british isle governments are a pain to memorize. Some are in the UK. Some are territores. Some are fully independant. Some are crown dependencies.

Just invade and take complete control of everyone already!!! so it's easy for the world to remember!!!!

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