ITT: Greentext the first blowjob you gave or received

>I didn't end up cumming

hope all the porn was worth it. when did you start?

>high school, junior year
>at girlfriend's house after school while her parents are out for the night
>typical high school love shit
>cuddling watching fucking nick at nite
>she kisses me
>rubs my crotch
>get hard
>she uwus and notices bulgey wulgey
>ask if I can get it out
>nervous as fuck, spaghetti precariously peeking out of my pocket
>undo button and zipper of jeans
>sproing, average dick pops out
>she gently touches it at first then full grip stroke
>looks at me and asks if she can suck it
>I just nod, too spooked to speak
>licking, sucks the head, little teeth, no more than halfway down
>tell her im gonna cum
>she gets a washcloth from laundry
>she sucks again until I tell her, jerks me off into washcloth
>giggles, we sit and watch tv for another 3 hours
>walk home blissfully, not thinking about anything smiling

Literally the next time we had sex I ended up cumming on her chest. It was nerves, is all.

She's started calling me daddy and asking me to slap her, put her in her place. Last time I did it she started sobbing and saying shit like "Please spare me daddy, don't hurt me" (and then asking me to do it harder) and I'm not gonna lie mentally it's been fucking with me.

>hanging out with my now ex boyfriend
>we're sitting on the couch watching tv in the extra room
>I don't know what caused the urge but he starts playing with my butt
>he pulls me in closer
>I see his dick swell through his pants
>start rubbing his leg
>he says "you want to see it"
>don't really give him an answer I just keep massaging his thigh
>he unzips his pants and pulls it out
>I grab it
>I stroke it a little, it didn't work too well because he was cut
>"Babe it needs to be wet, get some spit on it"
>lean over to spit on it
>he pushes my head down
>pull back and look at him like he's crazy
>he gives me a look that still makes me anxious today even though I haven't seen him in ages
>immediately try putting it in my mouth
>imitate porn
>I don't think I was good at it
>he jams my head down a couple times
>finish him off onto the floor with my hand

Damn, not only are you gay but you were practically forced to suck dick. Rough.

I have two x chromosomes. I am gay though, mostly

>meet fembot off Jow Forums
>chat for months, madly in love
>meet up a few times
>one late winters night in Central Park
>we decide we want to lose our virginity so go into "the rambles" area that's very densely wooded and filled with trails
>we try to fuck but it's hard to get into position and we keep seeing people, do some other foreplay shit but fail at fucking
>eventually we find this tall rock and climb to the top
>she sucks me off for a good 15 to 20 mins, feels good but Im having trouble cumming for some reason (Perhaps because the weather was around freezing)
>she completely inexperienced so shes hitting it with my teeth every so often. Can tell she's getting tired
>people walking below us the entire time without a clue
>finally cum in her mouth, we walk home giggling the entire time. Stop by the lake and look at the stars and the skyline

I fell bad sharing this experience because I really miss her, but at the same time it's cathartic and it makes me feel closer to her again

>met a girl before 2nd year of college
>start texting
>thanksgiving break she tells me about a party, I convince her we should go
>night's pretty cool, I mop the floor at beer pong, get pretty drunk but not blackout
>around like 3am she goes halfway up the flight of stairs leading upstairs
>gives me a "come hither" motion
>me, her, and two other people start watching some weird movie in a bedroom
>start making out
>first kiss, score
>after awhile she suggests we go to the bathroom
>says she's on her period so we can't have sex
>starts blowing me on the toilet
>after a couple minutes I get frustrated
>I suggest we have sex or something, can't remember exactly how it went
>despite claiming to be on her period she agrees
>I pick her up and fuck her standing up like a total boss man
>we finish, go back to watching the movie
>she says something like "hey we were gone for awhile weren't we" ;) (whole event was 25 minutes or so I think, not too shabby I guess) to the other two people
>think I got a handjob the next morning so I had four big firsts that night/morning

Okay, sure dude.

you'll probably kill yourself eventually. shit sucks.

>be me last year
>finally gonna sex oneitis
>she gets naked
>I get naked
>she straddles me
>play with her tits
>she tells me I can suck them
>suck them
>eventually tells me to lie back
>lie back
>she starts blowing me
>nervous
>can't get hard
>she keeps trying for another 30 min
>literally can't get hard from nervousness
>eventually give up
>she says we can try again in the morning
>we don't try again in the morning
And that's how I lost my one chance at having sex.

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>be me
>17 yo
>have decent number of friends but mostly dudes
>take bus home when cant hitch ride with neighborhood friend
>sometimes take bus of friends who live a few neighborhoods down, like 15 mins walk from mine
>they ride with the biggest slut in the grade
>hit puberty at like 12 and filled out really early, hooked up with the older guys from middle school on
>hitch a ride one day with them
>we all sit in the back talkingabout shit
>friend rags on me for having a small dick for being an asian
>say i dont and that its not bad
>tells me to prove it
>tell him hes gay for wanting to see my dick
>usual bantz up until that point
>slutty girl says she'll see the proof
>friends all pool her to my side saying itll be a good way to prove it without being fags
>her house is empty most days after school, that day as well
>all of us go to her place
>tells me to follow her to the bathroom upstairs
>i do, nervous as fuck
>pull boxers down and raging boner is there
>she tells me its not big but def not small
>im feeling embarassed and awkward as shit and just mutter either okay or thanks cant remember
>just want to gtfo and run home but she stops me before i put myself back in
>starts playing with it a little with her hands
>feels godlike, my 6 year track record of jerking off has never gotten this high a score
>tells me she can blow me if i want
>say yes
>she gives me head
>blow almost immediately
>she swallows
>we just go back out matter of fact and she tells my friends its around 6-7 inches (its only 6)
>friends are like okay i think it was kind of wierd for them too since they werent very expereinced either but they didnt know what to do

desu idk how she did it. i was a virgin kid who never washed my dick that well and im sure it stunk and tasted like old piss after a whole day of being stuffed in my boxers but i guess she was used to dirty shit. god bless you S_______ i'll never forget you

I've been really fucking close. You could call my cuts down the street a little over a year back attempts. The shrinks did. I'm actually feel better now than I ever have before.

Why did you attempt stop breathing? Because of gay?

Samantha was a champ

>I never gave a bj nor received one

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holy fuck that gave me a jump lmao she went by Sam but yeah. i guess there was no point hiding her name since nobody i know browses this site but idk im paranoid. god bless you Sam.

>be 15
>get raped by a man, at least 10 years older
>don't cum
>regret ever going near another human being
>have heterosex first time at 18
>unable to cum because trauma
>sex feels bad forever
>hate sexual acts, love cuddling
>be in a relationship with a woman 5 years older than me
>she hates cuddling, but insists on sex
>manipulates me into marrying her
>end up divorced because thoroughly unhappy and constantly frustrated over physical and emotional contact and abuse and being incompatible with wife

A bunch of things but it's more easily summed up by saying I have a ton of diagnoses to my name. At the time I was starving myself, not even capable enough to survive without care, my epilepsy suddenly became an issue rather than something that I had only experienced three or four times in my life, and I wasn't coping with life outside of myself.

>>unable to cum because trauma
huh. I wonder if that was my problem here I was molested between 5 and 8 years old and when I almost had sex, I felt oddly "scared," if that makes sense

I know you. You know of me.

Ah, that's swag. I've tried to kill myself before. I just fucking hate myself though so it's a little different. Will still probably end up doing it after my mom dies or I slowly drift away from her for her own sake.

First time receiving
>gf practically begs me to let her suck me
>i agree
>shes inexperienced but i let her do it
>didn't enjoy it, but i loved making her happy
First time giving
>at bfs place
>i beg to suck his dick
>he lets me
>I'm inexperienced but he enjoys it
>was able to deepthroat him
>he cums in my mouth
>he wants more
Take the ex gf, i can suck dick better

Okay, dude. Nice quads though

I used to have some serious problems with my mom. Obsessive, sexually attracted to her, my whole life hinged on how much time I spent with her. She's a fucking mess as a result of poverty, sex work, and old drug habits so she contributed to my problems. She admitted to seducing me a couple years back. She said seeing me try for it gave her a rush.

Unless your relationship with her is good then maybe getting out is the answer.

> never fucking happened

My relationship with her is good. Probably the only person on this entire planet besides my sister that I care about. I'm in the process of cutting contact with my sister for when I eventually off myself. Going fine since she lives across the country and she's busy most of the time. She still texts me sometimes and it sucks. I just won't want them to experience anything bad when I go. I just want them to forget me lol

I don't do this very much so bear with me. Why do you want them to forget you?

I don't like myself, I'm not a big fan of living, I didn't ask to be born. I'm not a good person and their lives would just be better if I wasn't here.

Absolute fuckin' legend.

So stupid question, if you got the choice to do whatever you wanted when you woke up tomorrow what would you do? Other than doing the deed.

Unrealistic hypothetical scenario? Either fight in a war or go on a picnic with a girl that I care about and whom cares about me. Full stop.

it was a life changing experience for young me and i thank her for it

>Told my GF "Haha what if I facefucked you right now..? Lol
>"Ooh h-haha w-well I wouldn't mind *uwus*"
>Proceed to facefuck her and cum in her mouth instantly
>Best nut of my life

So that doesn't help because I was going to say decide to stay alive until you managed to do that then I would ask you about what you could do to do that thing. I mean you can do both of those things but I wouldn't be able to help you with either really.

I don't really know of anything realistic that I want to do... That's one of the reasons why I am where I am.

>be at girlfriend's house
>Christmas time
>weather outside was ice blizzard and -4 below
>we go on walk into the woods
>go to rock formation with cave
>get to kissing and she runs my pants
>get blowjob in middle of a blizzard
>get lost in a whiteout on the way home
Odd but really fun. A memory I'll never forget

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Lmao no I don't faggot cringe nigger bitch kill yourself

Watch the road at 3:33 am.

>17 yrs old
>have a cute gf
>nerdy introverted girl
>is a freak and tries to suck my dick while our parents in the other room, after dinner at grandmas house on grandmas bed, etc
>never cum

>fast forward 8 years
>meet a slut off tinder
>is a pro at sucking dicks
>twirls the foreskin with her tongue, sucks the tip, etc
>sitting on her chest and she is slobbering all over my dick and balls
>cum all over her face and ass
>doesnt clean herself off at all
>she falls asleep with dried cum
>wake up the next morning, go to work, then sleep at my other girls house and get a shittier blowjob from her

>fast-forward
>with a brazilian girl
>sucks my dick lightning fast
>basically using her head like my hand as she goes up and down
>dont cum

AMA

Nah I'm gonna go to sleep, good night LARPing little bitch

I will have you suck my toes.

I'll put your toes in my asshole and get my shit all over it fag

LEAVE THIS BOARD IMMEDIATELY

You may stay.

Holy shit this board has gone to shit. Normalfags need to leave now.

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>be me
>16
>on mexican cruise
>been learning and watching and studying what works in turning a girl on and/or being considered attractive
>kissless (for all intents and purposes) virgin up until this point
>meet goth girl in the teen club thing
>end up hitting it off the next day after meeting her
>she gets flirted with by some creepy guy, she tells me to act like her bf to scare him off
>we hold hands n shit around him and at the teen club thing, she occasionally nuzzled me
>remember hearing something about how girls like having their thighs held/squeezed
>do it
>she immediately makes eye contact with me and smiles
>instant diamonds
>she rubs my bulge and i keep massaging her upper thigh for about an hour
>we both know what's going on at this point so she brings me back to her room (she was sharing a room with her gay best friend so we kicked him out)
>fuck like rabbits for 4 hours straight
>i was a porn addict so i didnt cum, she decides to suck me off
and that's how i lost my virginity before ever getting a blow job

That would be acceptable. Please do so at your earliest convenience.

I'm not a normalfag just because I got a blowjob years ago

>i was a porn addict so i didnt cum
hope it was worth it

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>teen club thing on a cruise
Fuck me, I loved that. Only ever went on a cruise once, to the Bahamas, but at that time it was the closest I'd ever got to action with anyone. Lot of cute girls, lot of cool dudes, I puked in front of them all at one point and they still wanted to hang out with me which was fucking wild.

wait... richfag cruises have parties just so teenagers can bone each other?

WTF????

>virgin
>fuck like rabbits for 4 hours straight
I don't give a fuck how many times you say you came, that's fucking bullshit.

It's not exactly like that, but if you're social enough they can be.

>tfw they put on World War Z
>I'm an autistic fuck and keep MST3King bits throughout
>Random black teenager shouts "man this nigga seen this movie a billion times!"

>"man this nigga seen this movie a billion times!"

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>In room with girl
>Girl gets on knees
>Sucks penis
>FeelsGoodMan

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>he CUTE
kek

i love this level of detail

>
t-t-t-that's all folks!

Semi-related:

>be me
>black fembot
>meet up with 27 yr old hapa who posts on r9k/soc to take his vcard
>suck him off and edged him for a pretty long time
>finally let him inside
>he lasted a minute

I scared him off by sending him a picture of his cum in the condom and he thought I was going to get myself pregnant.
When I thought it would be a cute souvenir of me taking his vcard. *Shrugs* Only bummed out since he would have been fun to softdom or practice on. His dick is really small though.

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>When I thought it would be a cute souvenir of me taking his vcard
When did you find out that you had some of the tism?

By souvenir, I just meant the picture. I threw out the condom after.
Also I thought it was hot, it's my fault????

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>Also I thought it was hot, it's my fault????
You know what? I'll be honest, it was pretty fucking strange for you to not only keep the cummedcondom but also to take a picture of it, as well as sending it to him. If you don't think that's strange, you have a bit of the tism.

Why are you kink shaming me? It's femdom tier right??
But I understand where you're coming from. feels bad mon

>Thought I was going to get myself pregnant
Please rape me and get pregnant and keep me around til I have Stockholm Syndrome and become a good father

>Why are you kink shaming me
You are retard.
>It's femdom tier right??
No, it's not. Also, unless he told you that he's into it, don't do weird shit like that.

Best story here and it's from a hapa

I said soft femdom. I'm not a rapist meanie.
My skinny shota tier bf send me a lewd picture of his butt spread today if that turns you on.

Well I'll keep that in mind. I just assumed he would be a sex deprived deviant who would off to that.
Fucking normies

not hapa all asian but thanks

He's lucky
orig

I just wanted a reply bro
Got any stories about the girl/in general? It's nice seeing oldfag greentext

Fuck normies, I tell ya.

>Has interacted with a girl non-platonically ever
Get the fuCK OFF MY BOARD

i didnt know her well enough, stragnely enough, to have many more stories. i remember once in middle school we had a recess-like period where all the kids just played outside and a few 8th graders had her bend down and measured her ass with a ruler lol. i also googled her name a few years ago for fun and saw she got married to a guy like 20 years older than her. i also used to pring porn pics out when i was a kid and i remember running into a porn star pic from like playboy or whitehousedotgov of someone in snowgear that looked like Sam and i came to that pic so many times til my mom found the stack of printed out black and white pics on A4 paper stuck underneath my sock drawer jesus you brought up all these represesd memories user

I did everything. Stroking his hair while jacking/sucking him off, rubbing my fingers down his chest/tickling. He was trembling like a bitch. Grinding against his body, edging, etc.
Low-key makes me horny thinking about it since he would have been so fun at the time for me back then to do it again as it was experimental for me too.
REEEeEeEeeEEeEe

>stroking his hair while jacking/sucking him off
I mean, that's pretty good.

>best friend at the time's sister
>over at his apartment one night on a typical drunken weekend watching stupid movies or playing games
>night is winding down, we are watching the third Matix
>she starts massaging my chest
>she says to unbutton, I briefly feel alpha and tell her to do it herself
>she does
>I don't come, but after a while she lays out on the couch, I strip her completely, and fingerbang her
>eventually I to start mount her but she doesn't want to go that far
>5 years later she gets trashed and brags about my fingers

Felt good. I think that was the first, I know she was the first one to give it. Played around a few times, but never went any farther. Pic very related, especially first kiss.

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its really insane how little people call out non-virgins on this board. last year it wasnt this bad

>24, finally visited a BPD 18yo I've been talking to for months
>she got me drunk and basically made all the moves while I was giggling like an awkward virgin, mostly cause I was one
>at some point she starts playing with my dick as we're lying down and watching a show
>takes it out and plays with it a bit
>i see her repositioning on the bed
>oh shit is this really happening
>she takes it in her mouth and starts succing me
>my fucking god this feels good
>didn't coom for 3 weeks prior
>after like one minute I'm spraying everywhere, she was very impressed and mildly bothered by the fact that she'd have to clean half her room
>only time she was actually wholesomely cooperative and into doing things I suggested, every time we fucked after that it felt like I had to claw it out of her
>out of the two years I got maybe 3 full bjs more

yo yo yo hold up
uh
yea, go into details about that
like, real intimate, detailed details

based. NORMIES GO TO SOC

Recieving :
>Be me
>16 years old
>Finally got a gf
>4/10 but enjoyed vidya and anime
>At her Mom's house
>Her mom is gone for a day
>Watching some moeshit show
>Show ends
>She rubs my crotch
>Solid as diamonds
>Start kissing
>She pulls my pants down and starts sucking my dick
>Cum after five minutes
>Two hours later I lost my virginity
>We broke up two weeks later because we're both spergs who can't keep stable relationships

Giving :
>Four months after gf
>At a friend's house
>Playing Tekken
>We decide to stop playing because we're hungry
>Order pizza
>Waiting for it to be delivered
>"Hey user"
>"What's up"
>He gets close to me and basically has me against a wall
>Ask what he's doing
>He starts making out with me
>Confused but go along with it
>Goes on for a while until he tells me to sit on the couch
>He pulls his dick out
>"Wanna try sucking it?"
>Decide to do it
>End up swallowing

Ended up doing it several times after and becoming a faggot in general. I still find women attractive but haven't done anything with anyone for almost two years, and nowadays I accept that I'd rather just be a loner neet who does nothing but play vidya, watch anime and Youtube, and browse the same five boards. I don't even fap much anymore because nothing has felt fun or satisfying for around a year, and I've accepted the fact that I'm probably gonna die alone.

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>Be me studying at university
>hook up with this super cute Hungarian chick.
>We start dating and it got sexual super fast.
>hanging by at our school campus garden one night.
>She starts rubbing me cock hard
>She wants to "taste my cock"
>No decent spot with cover we eventually get behind some bush
>She starts sucking and shes good at it about to cum
>While sucking we hear radio chatter coming a campus security guard
>OH SHIT
>quickly tuck in my dick back into my pants
>She tries to wipe her mouth and clean up a bit.
>Security guard is getting closer
>out of embarrassment she quickly hugs me with some pre-cum around her lips
>Some of it gets on my shirt collar
>Guard notices us and says" good evening"
>Guard leaves the scene without doing anything
>Eventually I go home with public transport
>Notice the big pre-cum and cum stains on my collar
>mfw

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>Be 13
>I was going through my rebellious phase.
>Be a babysitter for a 7-year-old kid.
>Sometimes his parents would pay me and take me home. Other times it would be their 19-year-old son.
>This time the 19-year-old son is taking me home.
>He has to stop for gas and ask if I want anything.
>I told him he can buy me smokes. (honestly, don't know why I asked. I didn't even smoke. I guess I was trying to look mature.)
>He asked me what I give him.
>I Jokingly said I blow him.
>He goes in and comes out with cigarettes
>For some reason I honestly didn't think anything of it till he stopped the car in the middle of an empty parking lot.
>I asked him what he was doing and told me to keep my promise and pulled his cock out.
>I told him I didn't really know what I was doing and he said it would be all right. All I had to do was exactly what he told me.
>and I did for what seem like forever till he blew his load in my mouth and I swallowed it.
After that night I tried to start a secret relationship with him but turns out he had a girlfriend who didn't believe me when I told her I blew him.

I'd like to know more, discord?

>Be 21
>Got this guy
>He sits on bed and whips out his dick
>guess he goes then
>Blow him, finish, spit out
>He says, lil'less teeth next time. You'll get better at it
>kay, dick

First time I gave blowjob:
>Be me
>Horny virgin teenager with no prospects of seks
>Fap in my room late at night always striving for a better orgasm
>Realize that although I'm not flexible I'm pretty lean and I might be able to suck my dick
>Give it a try
>I'm able to lick around the tip
>tfw I at last got an idea about how sucking dick feels.

First time I got a blowjob:
>Be me
>Horny virgin teenager with no prospects of seks
>Fap in my room late at night always striving for a better orgasm
>Realize that although I'm not flexible I'm pretty lean and I might be able to suck my dick
>Give it a try
>I'm able to lick around the tip
>tfw I at last got an idea about how getting your dick sucked feels.

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