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Do you poop Jow Forums? How was your poop today? Do you enjoy pooping?

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Hello op. I am actually pooping right now. It is okay. I do need to fix my diet a bit though. Pooping takes up time and wiping is messy so not really but the relief after a big poo is nice.

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Yes poop today

Had fun on pooper

Love to poop is what i say

it's okay i guess. orginail

I really struggle with pooping, because I really have to use some force until I get anything out, and the last inch of shit always stays in my butt, no matter how hard I press. When I wipe my ass, that last inch of shit that's stuck in my colon gets smeared all over my ass. I have to wipe so much that eventually, my colon rips and bleeds.
>tfw no creamy steamy dreamy logs of shit just slidding out of my ass

>How was your poop today?
Bloody and it hurt like hell.
>Do you enjoy pooping?
No.

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>kot has the watery poops
>sit's on my bed with his poopy butt
goddamnit kot

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>/pooper/ general

Ok, now I've seen it all...

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WE WANT POOPY

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It's not the size of the log in your throat. It's the size of the throat in your log.

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FUNNY POOPIES

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I poop a lot because I eat a lot. I recently got softer tp and my butthole has stopped crying. I never knew it was going to make pooping so much better and I wish I had swapped sooner. My poops have been good today though and although I do enjoy the relief I feel like it can be a waste of time.

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Just hop in the shower, squat down and blast your ass with water (from the front, not the back or shit will fall on your showerhead). Remember to also quickly rinse your groin area for any stray shit left.

You will always feel clean as fuck. No more shitty swampass, no more wiping for two hours.

wtf?? you're so raunchy you sick freak

I dont poop in 3 days...just not feeling like it

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I spent 30 minutes wiping my greasy ass.

bro you gotta poop

Not as raunchy as wipefags

no bro im on nopoop now
I can sit on the toilet as long as I don't poop or look at pictures of raisins

I've been pooping a lot recently after doing nofap. Is this a known side effect? I've had violent diarrhea ever since.

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after you started no fap or after you stopped?

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I'm still on nofap, so after I started. I've felt a lot better in other health-related cases, but for some reason I've just been pooping. I never thought I'd turn into the pooper, but I think I am.

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And so it begins... You're evolving user...

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This is the level Jow Forums has to stoop to now in order to merely pretend to be retarded.

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I like going in my diapers... is that okay?

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>is that okay?
No. poopslut

No, just let it all flow out man...

hi, I'm trying to become a pooper but I'm having some trouble pooping
I only poop once every 3/4 days
how do I poop more?

Realize the financial benefits of pooping. I do most of my pooping on the clock. I've been paid many thousands of dollars to poop over my lifetime.

Same diapers make pooping way easier especially when I can squat down.