I have returned

is snakes a good friend?

Snek best fren

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both snakes are shit-tier
best snake is sea snake

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sea snakes are like the Canadians of the snake world, they're faggots and no one likes them

Sea snakes are pretty rad.

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I LOVE sneks!

I wish I was a snek...

Wait a minute. OP ISNT EVEN A POST OF A COBRA YOU FUCKWIT

No hope really you're an attention whoring faggot fuck off

*hisses non-sexually*

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I kinda need your help, Snekman.
A few weeks ago, my boyfriend started becoming REALLY interested in lizards especially snakes.
It was okay at first, but then he started talking about how lizards and snakes are way superior to us, and how laying eggs is much more superior and "convenient" than giving birth.

Whenever he'd start talking about them he'd just never stop. How can I make him return to normal? His obsession with lizards can't be normal. He even creeped me out but saying he wish I was a lizard or a snake so he can "properly" mate with me.

Please help.

The thing that needs fixing is you. Be the snek he wants you to be. Then bite his dick and he dies from envenomation. Everyone wins.

where even is south africa? fuck you

Its in the west of africa, cant you tell by the name?

>where is South Africa.
>in the southernmost region of Africa.

ok whcih one of you is trolling me here

I am, idiot.

Yourself

Fuck me? No, fuck you.

Good job you fucking subhumans, you got the joke. You can stop pointing it out now.

fuck both of you for making me bust out the atlas
my grandfather is going to be so fucking pissed

>falling for the subhuman meme

Where even is america haha

Shut up idiot.

I hope he forcefully sexes with you.

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is snek a frend?