Anyone know what the fuck this is? I live in Southern California. Just spotted this thing on the fridge in the garage

Anyone know what the fuck this is? I live in Southern California. Just spotted this thing on the fridge in the garage.

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crane fly

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Just googled and don't think so because it doesn't have wings.
Fuck off with that shit.

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is this nigga serious

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Evacuate the house immediately. Those are Exterminloxtecus Flies, just one touch and they can send you to an emergency room. Get the fuck away. They also emanate a poisonous gas capable of sending your immune system into overdrive and having your own body consume itself.

As I said, stay the fuck away and call an professional exterminator, now.

its evolving lol

it makes mustard gas, don't go near it op

Well maybe it got its wings torn off

stop trying to scare op mongrel

>"do I fit in yet? xD"

Kill yourself, newfag.

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I'm really interested what this is, can someone who's not retarded tell me

I searched it up and that doesn't fucking exist. Did you spell the name wrong?

not him but hes right. idk how to spell the name either but they are extremely posionous, especially to little children and pets. also they say when you see one, theres usually a nest somewhere, usually in the walls. i wouldnt go as far as evacuating the house but def call an exterminator asap.

Just fucking around bruv lol.

i forgot to mention, dont kill it. when they die they release a pheremone which warns others in the area of danger and they start to defend their nest

Could be a variety of assassin bug OP

its a bug

Retarded newfag kys

Ask /AN/ but be warned they are autistic as fuck about bugs