AI that classifies human faces

>sleeper
Seeing as I only got up an hour ago and I had about 5 hours sleep, I'd say it's pretty accurate

Maid, maiden
I'm a boy...

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i just got "face" and that's it lmao

Mine just said "beard." That's not really a classification, is it?

>boy

Its guy or man, you fucking faggot.

not sure if the sax is chris' favorite blowing instrument

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sleeper, slumberer: a rester who is sleeping
person, individual, someone, somebody, mortal, soul > rester > sleeper, slumberer

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA how did it know

LEL

same, and face

eccentric, eccentric person, flake, oddball, geek:a person with an unusual or odd personality

person, individual, someone, somebody, mortal, soul>anomaly, unusual person>eccentric, eccentric person, flake, oddball, geek

About sums it up I suppose not the worst results

>yes, goyim. put a picture of your face in our AI to catalog and identify yo- uh, I mean for fun!

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False, though I guess it's a habit he picked up in recent years.

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Ahhhhh, there we go.

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>face
Awesome, thanks!

To add on to this
>girl, missy, miss, young lady, young woman, fille > maid, maiden
>an unmarried girl (especially a virgin)
This is concerning. Is this trans propaganda?

Okay guy then, boy seemed fine as I'm young.

well now you gotta post your face user ;^)

its a shitty ai, don't pay attention to it

>beard: a person who diverts suspicion from someone (especially a woman who accompanies a male homosexual in order to conceal his homosexuality)

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sure i will take it

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>absconder a fugitive who runs away and hides to avoid arrest or prosecution

>doctor, doc, physician, MD, Dr., medico: a licensed medical practitioner

Ah yes, even robots notice my shining intellect.

can someone provide a better pic of the coomer?

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His father enjoyed jazz

I got called anomaly and unusual person.....

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this AI is retarded

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>female
>female person
>belongs to the sex that can have babies
It's my grown out hair probably

I didn't put 3d coomman in there but ijd

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I got sister (as in nun) and rape suspect

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I think that this "AI" is just a shitty script that attaches random words to photos

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haha, wouldn't surprise me if this is an attempt to doxx some faggots on here

i got beard literally just "beard"

yeah there's no way in shit I'd upload my real pic to one of these things

Despair not, my Nipponese Friend.

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>take photo of myself now
>rape suspect
>photo of me a month ago at work
>dad
Make up your fucking mind

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this site it pretty garbage

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Do you live in Ohio user?

Very accurate and high tech

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I live in the shit hole that is south LA

You should become a nun then. It's a sign from God! :)

lmao hi justice

Whom
Original post hdueuhqg

Oh, I guess the movie theater you work for is in other states.

Gotta put a mask on then

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>the mutt is about to get beaned
good times

Beard gang

These AI things always think I'm a little kid

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well at least an AI thinks I'm attractive

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>lovely
>pinup
>cover girl

I wasn't expecting to get that.

Are you Erin?

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>face
thanks....

probs because you are

eccentric, eccentric person, flake, oddball, geek
i look funny thanks jews

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>skinhead
Yeah, alright. Fair enough

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i remember you from the eye thread. you have a big nose

>AI that needs to catalog your face for further references

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>doesnt think the government or corporations already have you on lock
youre too insignificant for anyone to care except to sell you shit MAYBE

Because of all the "incel school shooters", I'm sure that NSA/CIA etc are definitely profiling r9k and Jow Forums users in general.

doubt america has bigger fish to fry than incel shooters

>smasher, stunner, knockout, beauty, ravisher, sweetheart, peach, Lulu, looker, mantrap

I'm a dude

Was gonna post the same thing.

no, my name is Alexis
no bully
it's pretty proportionate to my face, just sometimes looks big on photos cus camera fov and I'm retarded when it comes to taking pics

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Hey this isn't too bad, not bad at all, yes, not bad

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pls be in SYDNEY
oregn trail

This was an unfortunate result for the classic robot.

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>skinhead: a young person who belongs to a British or American group that shave their heads and gather at rock concerts or engage in white supremacist demonstrations

I am not british, bald or a nazi so what the fuck is this AIs problem?

Klansman here

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>actor, doer, worker
>tfw incel, beta, NEET

This thing got it backwards.

Did some research and found out this was made by an artist named Trevor Paglen, a guy known for anti-surveillance activism and experimental awareness projects. It's probably just randomly generating shit to disturb you.

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Everything is wildly off base that I put in. I know they're just meme faces but this is fucking ridiculous.
>abbess, mother superior, prioress

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>just let us watch you goyim it doensn't matter GOYIM PUT DOWN THE GUN

For all you know I bought my laptop, made pre-cpu issues (the backdoor one the gov did), with linux with no systemd, at a public hotspot with a fake beard using proxies and have black sunglasses on with hair obscuring my face, walking with an faked limp to a bus stop to pay with counterfeit quarters my fair, made with lead and silver paint.

GOY*
doesn't*

I mean really though. Paid vpn plus non-cucked computer would technically make you anonymous in other areas, but jewgle captcha supposedly stops that because le government is jewgle. k, so I'm splicing your cable then so you can narrow it to only the hotspot I leave in your attic faggot.

sorry, I'm in Europe :(

as in a wifi router could be snuck into any faggot's house then left in the attack whilst splicing wires to do so to get it access to both electricity and someone else's Internet. You can only know it was someone within 50 feet of such a populated area at the closest and people live in apartments.

Just to clarify how things will never be inevitable. Prohibition doesn't work. If you do it people just get more hardcore. Rings would show up locally. People would get shot for their Internet and such. It's silly to expect people to just throw up their hands. That's not how people work.

an is

a*

I'm feeling off and will probably leave the thread now.....

>sleeper, slumberer
das racis

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>this is your brain on coom

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Nice try,niggers who glow. My face i will not show!

Wow, you must be a real qt, drop discord

Other user here, me too where around big eyed qt?

>tfw average people never make it
>tfw it's calling me utterly average

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>nonsmoker
for sure he smoked those fools

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I don't know why you lads are complaining, I like it

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either this is randomly generated or the guy has a thing against trump

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A fucking nurse? What is this bullshit?

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well mine was correct ,idk

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rignagala

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Tits or gtfo fucker

omg it called me an adonis this is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me

This AI is mean.

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hehehe and also heh you malefag

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I got the same thing. At least it didn't say creep.

It has a sense of humor too

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True. Niggas say I look like Millie Bobby Brown so I was expecting to get called a trap.