Any other non-virgins here going years without any sex and will probably never get to do it again?

Any other non-virgins here going years without any sex and will probably never get to do it again?

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Yep. I haven't had sex since high school. So it'd decade tier now. I resent people my own age and zoomers are probably so shitty mentally that I'll never get with one. So that's nobody for me.

>resent
Rather, christmas cakes are not attractive. Even when they are they're too experienced and even if not that they'd be super super ugly.

It's just a fucked situation.

Didnt have sex for almost 2 years now.

> Recently met a girl online from the other side of the equator
> She likes to travel, so do I
> Decide that we travel to Ukraine in december because we both wanna see Chernobyl
> Exchange lewds (not sharing, I trust her and she trusts me)
> Share ideas
> We both want to fuck in the chernobyl exclusion zone so we'll stay there for a night

Getting really excited about this trip. 2 weeks ago I thought that there was this everlasting curse of celibacy was upon me, but it seems that in a few months I'll finally be free, PLUS I've gained a sweet travel companion from it.

I dont know if things would work for long-term stuff because of the disrance, but that's a worry for the future. First I'll enjoy the good times!

There IS hope robots, there truly is!

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fuck this is cringe
>imagine bonding and having your first time because of a fucking tv show
You incels are something else

TV show?
First time?

Are you even replying in the right thread?

>later in the news - "Two retards were caught butt naked near Chernobyl by the border security forces"

I would love to have my smirking face in that newspaper :')

I was in one relationship, had sex, got dumped after 2-ish years and now I've been single for 2 years plus. I don't miss sex, I miss a loving relationship much more desu.

With a bullet in your ass you'll hardly smirking. The laws about restricted zones are harsh and they have permission to blow up your ass.

Do you even know about the exclusion zone? We won't be trespassing, we'll be there legally. You wont get shot for fucking in a place where you are legally. At most you get a fine for public sex, which will be laughable because the Ukranian Hryvnia is literally monopoly money

Whatever you do, dont go looking for love on Tinder, Brobot

I had a gf about 5 years ago, we dated for 5 years... I'm pretty sure it's never going to happen again. I miss that bitch

Sure but a lot of that is my own choice most of the time. I'm somewhat of a germaphobe and think most sexually active females are diseased, or wouldn't produce viable offspring, or care for them even if they did.

lol. I was on Tinder for a month or so. Helped me in some ways, there are actually people that find me attractive as it turns out and I learned a lot about women (especially normie women), but it also made me obsessive and incredibly jaded. I'm trying my best to be zen at this point. If a relationship happens to come my way then that's nice, but I don't mind living alone in the meantime.

Tinder seems nice until you realise what it does to your state of mind. Randomly discarding people based on split seconds or systematically accepting anybody who pays any attention (the always-rightswipers) will have effects on the subconscience.

last time was 2015
last encounter was early 2018, a backpage escort who didn't look like the girl in the photo and tried to charge me 700 to fuck
gave her 100 for a shitty handjob then extra 50 to snuggle and fap myself when she couldn't do it
there's literally no point in talking to women

Here in the Netherlands you can already rail an Eastern European for 35 euros...

Are you me? Is there something wrong eh us? It's easier to have sex than it is to get married. I can't tell if it's the culture or I'm just that low on the totem pole

i know, i've been
germany, specifically nurnberg and berlin RLDs

>700 to fuck
unless you're going for class a premium puss that knows how to please like a goddess, that's definitely not worth it
especially since she was probably average hooker trash that's not even worth 100

she kept upcharging (i learned what that word meant afterwards) and not delivering so i sent her away with 150 and some cum in her hair
she was cute but $700 cute

I've gone about a month and shit sucks. I'm horny again. I might end up trying to fuck one of my friends who is a girl just to pass the time.

I'm genuinely not interested in casual sex. Maybe with literally zero effort involved, but in general the effort put into getting laid is not worth it at all. So if I meet someone and we get along and that happens to turn into a relationship that's great, but I'm not going to chase pussy or chase relationships anymore.
Definitely, especially when you chat with someone after a match, decide to meet up and then get stood up. Obviously the most likely thing is that they found someone they deem better than you and you're not even worth meeting anymore.

Two and a half years no cums. Even worse, I've only fucked two girls - the first was a gook and the second was a chunkoid. How fucked am I? I'm a 62kg skelly which doesn't help either

>62kg skelly
I know that feel except it's a healthy weight for me

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>i'm a X' XXkg [BODY TYPE]
why does everyone do this all of a sudden?

It's something people can point to as an excuse I suppose. Or they think it's just about their physical appearance so they use the most broad description of their body.

same except 5 years. i just want my life back desu

nobody on Jow Forums felt the need to state their body type until a few years ago and now it seems like everyone does it even when it's irrelevant
>use Jow Forums to be anonymous
>have to state my physical attributes in every other post i make

I felt that way (and still sometimes feel) for a long time. I think it's important to be content with yourself and to not be so dependent on someone else. Chasing relationships to not be alone ends just as bad (if not worse) as chasing pussy.

Last gf I had (and sex) was like 8 years ago now. Wish I had it again but not enough to pay a whore or tolerate a roastie, and I like the growing together part of relationship sex too much. I'll probably end up finding a 16-19 yo shy girl and try rock her world.
>inb4 pedo
Its legal here suck my nuts