Yandere general

Brazil user, im sorry
Also im sensing a huge age gap too which is a bit of a turn off for me, im 19 for ref

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These threads are ancient. The last one that I remember seeing was about 4 years ago, before shit hit the fan. I really miss Yandere threads.

brazil is kind of an issue, but it doesnt have to be. i went so far as to save money for a 2k flight 4-5 years ago to meet someone i never had a live call/video chat with only to find out it was all a joke
but no, its only a 2-3 year gap. ill be 22 soon

WHY DOES CAPTCHA FAIL 10 TIMES IN A ROW EVERY TIME I POST

How would you honestly rate yourself user?

i gotta be honest im a bit pretty and could score good if i wasn't totally mental, most guys actually stuck around way longer than they wanted just because i was cute

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>tfw have nothing to make yanderes want to stalk, force themselves on, and kidnap you

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if 5 is the average man, and not an ugly fucker, then id say 4
but if the average man is 7, then 5
out of 10

>as long as they don't want to kill me
I think that's the best part, I want to die but I suspect I'll never find a girl who'd enjoy killing me.

mentioned the average because from studies women rate men much worse than men rate women. not sure what the source was, probably okcupid? it was pretty much the 80-20 meme, most men below 5, most women above 7

but why would that be the best part? surely youd want to spend as much time as possible with the person you love the most, not take their life away and make it impossible for them to be happy ever again

geez user im a solid 7,5-8
maybe a 9 if im someone's type.

Im not particularly homicidal just agressive, possessive and overly jealous.
I am cluster C instead of the usual cluster B tho, so maybe some ASPD or Narc girl could do it for ya

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well i could never say im average or above average because i dont believe i am
do you have a throwaway or spare email? i kinda want to know what someone else thinks

>surely youd want to spend as much time as possible with the person you love the most
Of course, I'd want to spend the rest of my life with her; but as backwards as it sounds, I want to die more when I'm happy, it's a pull rather than a push. There's nothing I'd like more than to be the victim of a murder-suicide at the hands of the person I love the most.

my gf says if i break up with her she will find a way to either kill me or destroy my penis and then kill herself
shes only had one outburst so far but she only said a lot of hurtful things, made me cry, then made me lay back while she rode me hard while kissing and biting my neck
she absolutely hates whenever i talk to any girl other than her
waitresses in particular seem to really bother her
at least she loves me
right

yandere threads died because it was always full of attention whores, schizophrenics, sociopaths, trannies, people with bpd. Attracted literally the worst types of people.

sounds like the best types of people to my desu, except trannies

attention whores and trannies can fuck off. the rest i can understand, we arent exactly the best kind of people either being mentally ill