I want a bf. Where can I get one?

I want a bf. Where can I get one?

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bf store, having a sale, buy one get one free.

actually most women prefer them from jerk stores

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keep posting on Jow Forums, im sure itll work out eventually

I want a costume wearing gf.

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Oh madam, oh madam please do you have a discord. It is I who can your bf ohhhh

you cant have my you fucking succubus so dont even try

you can drain my mana and revoke my wizard in training status
all you have to do is post discord :)

another larping tranny, when will you join the statistics?

no boy friends here. only men

Where do you live? LDRs are pretty inconvenient so I'd start there.

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also let me use you as my personal rape doll

free boyfriend here. reply to take it

Im always available, but it would have to be an LDR if you dont live near me

if you're cure and pure, add me on discord.
Maxwell#5151.

I will never be loved again in my entire life

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I'm not a tranny asshole. I'm a cis gay man.

Look presentable and make it a habit to go about your day going of others and not of yourself.
After you've got into that habit. Find one you like and ask, if you're anything higher than 2/10 and aren't going after Greek gods, you'll probably find success pretty quickly.

thinking* of others

It's not you that will get a bf, but a bf that will get you.

acquire a crush, then tell the person you like them and hope for the best. good luck

If you think you have it bad I haven't had a friend since I was 6 years old let alone even having a gf.

Gf's are like mythological creatures. Pretty rare, They said a gf appear once in 2000 of years and was last seen in ages ago.

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>Walk up to guys at a table.
>"Who here doesn't have a girlfriend? Raise your hand"
>Close your eyes and point around and stop
>"You want to go on a date?"

It's that easy for your kind
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If a girl did that to me, I'd assume I was being pranked.

No, you don't. You'll get married, have kids, then divorce him, because you didn't really want him, you wanted what he could provide for you and when you realize he's no longer worth it to you, you'll discard him like trash that's served it's purpose for a time.
Men are just the containers of women's desires, not the desire themselves.

Not here.

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