Be me

>be me
>foid
>taking piss
>wipe vagina
>pee on hand
>lick it off out of curiosity
What the fuck is wrong with me?

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if you're not fat be my gf

I know this isn't professional but Im gonna grade you from behind the screen.
4/10

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I want to eat you out

>be me
>piss in toilet
>get some on hand
>keep pissing on hand
>piss directly into the palm of my hand
>slap the stream around
>splash piss droplets everywhere
>everything is piss
>become piss
>peepee poopoo
>poopoo peepee

Women don't piss out of their vaginas, dumbass. If you're going to RP, at least bother to do some fucking research.

OOOOOOOOOOH BTFO
FEMINISM IS CANCELLED!!!

My urethra is 2 inches below my clit dumbass. Its a crack from my clit to my tailbone. Want a picture??

>2 inches below my clit
you must have a really high clit

no shit we want a picture

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fat women problems lol

I'm a guy, btw.

originalio

Where do you think the clit and urethra are located user? When ladies wipe they wipe their vulva. (From front to back preferably.) Nobody is going to use the scientific term though.

You're suppose to pee in a guy's mouth and let him test it.

I just gagged. this is why i'm a faggot. though this would be gross if a guy did it too.

No guy would do this. Who would want to taste piss?

Which anime character is this originoly

maybe i'm autistic but when i piss i sometimes do the trump ok hand sign and pee through the hold between my thumb and index finger, i'll lick off any pee that gets on my fingers

>No guy would do this. Who would want to taste piss?
Idk, i'm just saying its gross in general. But imagining a woman doing it is vomit inducing

girl pee is cleaner

what is a foid? female of indian descent

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perfectly normal. i taste my cum all the time, even change my diet to see how it changes the taste.

ragnarok online character
2D korean mmo from 2005

Cum isn't bodily waste, user.
That said fresh piss is pretty harmless so why not I guess.

>perfectly normal
No...its not

FYI retards
piss is toxin filtered from the blood
poop is unused food

poop is more disgusting but piss is trash while poop is not