My mom and sister keep telling me to sign up to Tinder to find a gf. Is this a legit working idea, or a terrible one?

My mom and sister keep telling me to sign up to Tinder to find a gf. Is this a legit working idea, or a terrible one?

I'm a 30 year old boomer, so I'm afraid all I'll get is fatties, roasties and single moms.

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just tell them you have done that so they can fuck off, i wouldnt be counting on finding something more than just a dumb slut to fuck on tinder.

if you actually know how to hold a conversation and have somewhat decent pictures that dont make you look like a serial killer, you will be okay

No. Fuck, you're 30yo already, how detached from reality can you be to ever think something like that could ever work?

I look okay, and wagecucking in retail has made me develop some social skills, but I'm slowly entering dadmode.

I doubt too, but what else can I do?

Considering the "80/20 rule" is more "99.9/0.1" on Tinder, don't do it unless you're a mega Chad.

Even then you'd have a hard time.

some girls are into dads and dad bods, they might be some of the more unstable one but your dating pool hasnt shrunk that much yet

>tfw also 30 and zero life
It only helps women, stop pretending to be retarded. I only met one woman due to running into her at a 7-11 after being online on it for a year or two, though technically two but the other one had stopped talking to me. I deliberately targeted areas so close that in popular areas if you go to them every day eventually you run into everyone in your area, forcing them to meet you. In my defense there's no way to know that you'd bump into one another. It happened twice though in two year, but I only got friendly, not sexed with, one of them. The one took me to a party or two full of underage kids drinking. It was fun. Some 17 year old drunk girl was moaning and hot as hell as she got fucked in the next room right after playfully poking me in the ribs laying next to me on a bed, saying "I think I drank too much". Her skirt slightly up, stalking showing.

The other guy fucking her whore my type of shoes, oddly enough. I guess shitkickers are common but he's thin so I would not dare fuck an underage 10 of 10. Also she was even edgier than I am, this girl, and her 18 year old fatter more kinky friend. They told stories about how she had a stalker, played with dead birds as a child, the other mentioned anal though so did I at a different event, of which creeped her out my admission of large insertions into myself. The fat one an artist that sold art for money, porn, images. The dead-things girl was from a more wealthy family. The girl I actually was with spoke several languages but was 21 and fatter and darker of complexion than the others. Also quiet. I am quiet too, but bubbly HS girls of a lesser BMI kept me distracted along with our being just friends and her dating some 18/19 year old herself. The artist-girl had a bf that "would not have sex with her". Probably wanted someone to fuck by saying it aloud.

They all moved, I stayed and still have no life. My last attempt.

Adventure happened but not really. Twas years ago.

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Also what if all I want is just to coom?

>stalking showing
Or stocking rather. She was dressed in that sort of semi-gothic way that's slut-tier and listed oddly to roaring 20s music. But fish net tier or whatever.

>year
years* and fuck the other typos that might be there and or Freudian slips

Anyway.... bye