Thanks for coming to my place as fast as you could, user. I know it's 3:00am, but the thing is...

>Thanks for coming to my place as fast as you could, user. I know it's 3:00am, but the thing is... I just had a big argument with my boyfriend... and I need a good friend to talk to about it...

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That's cool. If it helps

I don't want to listen to this. Don't contact me at this time again, unless it's an emergency.

>user please, you're my best friend... and this is indeed an emergency...

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No it's not. I need to sleep. I have work tomorrow. Give me a call tomorrow afternoon, if it's still bothering you.

does this emergency involve any bombing? because i think my dick's about to explode

I sometimes wonder how greasy the neck beard who posts these role play threads is.

>Implying I have girls as friends
>Implying I would agree to this even if I did
>Implying I even have friends at all
Nice try

>haha, thanks for making me laugh with your silly jokes, user, you always cheer me up

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Unfortunately not greasy enough for his fingers to slip off the keyboard as he attempts to type

always at your service, m'lady

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I feel like this conversation is going to be emotional and deep. You're safe with me. You can be as vulnerable as you need to be and I'll be vulnerable with you. We should both be naked and hold one another during this conversation as an expression of our vulnerability.

No. You come over here. I'm not leaving my room for this, let alone my house.

yea man, show that bitch. that's the only chad answer.

nice jew nose lmao

Prominent/Roman noses on women are kino and patrician taste you pleb.

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I'd never talk to a woman with a boyfriend. That denies me their only use.

Look, lady, just tell me what happened so I can go back to stuffing my face full of doughnuts and robbing the goyim of their shekels over a number of a measurement of a unit of speed that the crown didn't like. They don't call us state ((())) for nothing!

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>oooh come on, please user, come over :3

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not like you talk to any women anyway, incel

let me touch them already

I wish I had a girl I was close to enough to share her problems with me.

At ease Lieutenant. Theres nothing to be done here. Besides, you learned in training that roasties are beyond saving.

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*unzips dick*

no problem babe I will help you forget about him and he can raise my kid.

being cucked is awful, trust me