My questions for anons pls answer

I dont have/want either. Im only interested in penises when theyre attached to males. Do you have vagina envy?

no
only if i edge for hours
idk
thick cause i restrain myself to masturbate once per week
i just want a gf
sure why not

have a good day frie

>Do you have vagina envy?
No but I'd still be curious enough to try it for a day if that were a possibility.

>Would u want your gf to play with ur pp while its soft?
I love doing this. I want to play with a boys soft penis!!! I want to touch it and put it in my mouth and feel it become hard!!

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Yes
Yeah I think so
Don't know, never checked
Pretty thick most of the time.
Yes I fucking love when girls play with my balls. It's literally my favorite thing in the god damn world
Yeah I mean, I don't get pleasure out of it but it's cute

>1. are u circumcised?
yes
>2. do ur balls retract before you coom?
if I'm really going to town on myself yes, weirdly only one of my balls seems to wander upwards.
>3. do your balls retract when ur scared?
nop
>4. What consistency is ur coom?
thiccc
>5. Would u want ur gf to play with ur balls?
not only play but suck and worship.
>6. Would u want your gf to play with ur pp while its soft?
sure why not, don't see the point however, doubt I would stay soft for long.
>Thank u have a good day

There's almost certainly a fag behind OPs screen but I'll answer anyway
1. are u circumcised?
No
2. do ur balls retract before you coom?
Yeah they tighten up
3. do your balls retract when ur scared?
Not sure, probably.
4. What consistency is ur coom?
It depends on how recently I've blown a load. If I'm stringing back to back nuts it gets more watery
5. Would u want ur gf to play with ur balls?
No they're too sensitive for the unacquainted.
6. Would u want your gf to play with ur pp while its soft?
Why not yeah. It probably won't stay soft for long though.

>1. are u circumcised?
No.
>2. do ur balls retract before you coom?
Don't know.
>3. do your balls retract when ur scared?
Yes.
>4. What consistency is ur coom?
That depends on my diet, cardio, but most importantly on whether I am into it and if I've been edging. If I am into the girl and I am delaying orgasm the load is hueg and thick and it's so good my prostate hurts.
>5. Would u want ur gf to play with ur balls?
No.
>6. Would u want your gf to play with ur pp while its soft?
No.
>Thank u have a good day
You too. Enjoy pairing my cum info into big data, NSA.

I will answer yes to every question

>1. are u circumcised?
No
>2. do ur balls retract before you coom?
Not usually
>3. do your balls retract when ur scared?
Funnily enough, I don't check my nuts when I'm scared so I don't know
>4. What consistency is ur coom?
>5. Would u want ur gf to play with ur balls?
Only with lube, no point when they're shriveled and dry and I have no sensation in them anyway
>6. Would u want your gf to play with ur pp while its soft?
No, that doesn't really make any sense, I'd probably get hard as soon as she touched it anyway

For got to answer 4, consistency depends on when i last nutted, after a few days it gets really thick and heavy, but if I already did the same day it's really thin and only has a faint colour.

OP here, so what Im getting for this thread is a lot of IDKs. So, males cant feel when their balls retract? They only know they have retracted if they look at them?

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>yes
>don't know honestly
>no
>thick I guess
>yes
>yes

1. are u circumcised?
>no
2. do your balls retract before you coom?
>a bit, yes
3. do your balls retract when you're scared?
>i haven't checked my balls when I'm scared
4. What consistency is your coom?
>sticky and gooey
5. Would you want your gf to play with your balls?
>i obviously don't have a gf but maybe not, feels too risky
6. Would you want your gf to play with your pp while its soft?
>yes but it probably wouldn't stay soft very long

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>1. are u circumcised?
Nope
>2. do ur balls retract before you coom?
Yes
>3. do your balls retract when ur scared?
I dont think so
>4. What consistency is ur coom?
Thick and gloopy
>5. Would u want ur gf to play with ur balls?
No but I would allow it (provided that she was gentle)
>6. Would u want your gf to play with ur pp while its soft?
No.

No I have some questions for you
>is your vagina an innie or outie?
>how wet does your vagina get when your aroused?
>do you get horny on your period?
>how do you feel about getting your pussy eaten out?
>how do you feel about getting your ass eaten out?
Please respond

1. are u circumcised?
No
2. do ur balls retract before you coom?
Ehh... I don't know...? I don't think they do, but they do get pretty hard and sensitive when I'm really close.
3. do your balls retract when ur scared?
That's about the last thing I'm thinking about when I'm scared, but I don't think they do either.
4. What consistency is ur coom?
It's very thick and gluey, and a little bit yellowish in color. I-I think I'd love seeing it drip out of a vagina very much desu.

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1. are u circumcised?
>no even tho I am a burger

2. do ur balls retract before you coom?
>Sometimes

3. do your balls retract when ur scared?
>No

4. What consistency is ur coom?
>depends on my diet but usually thick with watery edges

5. Would u want ur gf to play with ur balls?
>yes, especially during foreplay through my pants

6. Would u want your gf to play with ur pp while its soft?
>yes but I get rock hard fast so you gotta sneak up to play with it soft or while im asleep

too busy getting dopamine injected directly behind my eyes to notice t b h

Can feel if a girl is playing with them, not at any other time.

what makes you think they retract in the 1st place?

>is your vagina an innie or outie?
Are you referring to the lips(roast beef)? In that case its an innie. I dont have a visible labia minora. I dont know why, its just genetic.
>how wet does your vagina get when your aroused?
Its in a constant state of dampness. When im aroused it stays the same. It doesnt get wet until after ive started masturbating. Usually its enough to dampen my underwear.
>do you get horny on your period?
Yes.
>how do you feel about getting your pussy eaten out?
Im not interested in it at all.
>how do you feel about getting your ass eaten out?
just once, to try it out

>Im not interested in it at all
Wtf, why's that? Girl's I've been with have all loved it.

I heard it many years ago when watching a sitcom. A man got scared by his boss and there was a joke about his testes going back up into his body and he was waiting for them to come back down. I just thought that was fact.

>Ywn play with a anons flaccid penis while hes sleeping
Why live?

>Do you have vagina envy?
Different user but yes I do. A lot. What is it like having a vagina?

>I dont know why, its just genetic.
How can you know it's genetic unless you've seen your sisters shaven or something?

What is the dampness/wetness like? How much does it dampen your underwear when masturbating?

And what is period horniness like?

>are u circumcised?
Why, OP?

Do you prefer cut or intact?

Will you circumcise your sons?

1. yes
2. idk
3. idk
4. not much
5. yes
6. no :(

> 1. are u circumcised?
Unfortunately
>2. do ur balls retract before you coom?
Dunno
>3. do your balls retract when ur scared?
Dunno
>4. What consistency is ur coom?
Depends
>5. Would u want ur gf to play with ur balls?
>6. Would u want your gf to play with ur pp while its soft?
Premarital sex is bad

>Premarital sex is bad
Based

Op here, i prefer intact. I feel pretty bad for cut anons and think circumcision is unnecessary. INB4 but wymyn like it better. Theyre just squeamish and immature if they cant handle an intact pp. No, i would never sign my son up to have an important part of his penis cut off.

>How can you know its genetic unless youve seen your sisters shaven or something?
Genetic as in, natural. I didnt get a vaginoplasty or something like that. I dont know what my moms looks like but she has seem mine and pointed it out.

>What is the dampness/wetness like How much does it dampen your underwear when masturbating?
The dampness is uncomfortable. Especially after I go to the washroom and pull up the damp the underwear. It gets annoying so sometimes I will change my underwear because of it. Do you ever pee yourself a little when you sneeze hard? Its about that amount.

>And what is period horniness like?
Period horniness is just a bit more intense. Usually I masturbate out of boredom or habit. When im on my period Im more likely to feel aroused physically. I dont know if you have heard a girl jokingly say
>i can feel my heartbeat in my clit
But its just the sensation of increased blood flow to that area makes it feel like its beating.

>but she has seen mine and pointed it out
How exactly did that happen? Neither of my parents have seen me naked at an age where talk about genitalia is appropriate. That doesn't seem like a normal (common is probably better) thing...

>yes
>yes and my dick grows an inch
>only when i poop
>either really thick or really watery
>yeah
>little bit

>1. are u circumcised?
yes
>2. do ur balls retract before you coom?
yes
>3. do your balls retract when ur scared?
no idea
>4. What consistency is ur coom?
??? idk
>5. Would u want ur gf to play with ur balls?
no
>6. Would u want your gf to play with ur pp while its soft?
sure

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I got a yeast infection a few years ago and I asked for help inserting the tablet because I was/am squeamish about it. My mom and I are very close so it wasnt a big deal for me to ask.

Ohhh, that makes sense. That's not weird then.

>I feel pretty bad for cut anons and think circumcision is unnecessary.
I don't know why but it feels nice when girls are against circumcision and care about it as an issue.

But why ask about it in the OP?

>1. are u circumcised?
No.
>2. do ur balls retract before you coom?
I think that only happens if you have small balls.
>3. do your balls retract when ur scared?
No absolutely not.
>4. What consistency is ur coom?
Like boogers but stringy.
>5. Would u want ur gf to play with ur balls?
Yes that would be nice.
>6. Would u want your gf to play with ur pp while its soft?
I'd enjoy it if she wanted to do it, but I doubt I'd get that much out of it otherwise.

>yes
>I think so
>not sure
>sticky and wet
>yes
>yes
have a good day

No but I bet boobs are fun.

>The dampness is uncomfortable. Especially after I go to the washroom and pull up the damp the underwear. It gets annoying so sometimes I will change my underwear because of it.
That's a shame, the idea of it is hot to me. An aroused girl getting damp spots on her underwear...

>>i can feel my heartbeat in my clit
>But its just the sensation of increased blood flow to that area makes it feel like its beating.
That sounds like erections for a guy.

>My mom and I are very close so it wasnt a big deal for me to ask.
That still seems pretty personal and intimate, especially with her commenting on the style of your vulva.

Inserting a vaginal tablet yourself surely can't have been much different from a tampon.

You can always find out user!

1. no
2. yes
3. yes
4. oily but it gets really sticky if i cum under a shower and it gets boiled by the water
5. idk
6. definitely

1. are u circumcised?
>no
2. do ur balls retract before you coom?
>no
3. do your balls retract when ur scared?
>never checked
4. What consistency is ur coom?
>matters for how long I didn't cum
5. Would u want ur gf to play with ur balls?
>yes
6. Would u want your gf to play with ur pp while its soft?
>if she would want then yes, but it wouldn't be soft for long time

*it's*
Have a nice day too

>1. are u circumcised?
no
>2. do ur balls retract before you coom?
no
>3. do your balls retract when ur scared?
yes
>4. What consistency is ur coom?
normal, thick white fluid
>5. Would u want ur gf to play with ur balls?
absolutely not
>6. Would u want your gf to play with ur pp while its soft?
no, hard only

>You can always find out user!
Yeah I'm not becoming a tray and I don't intend to get fat.

Balls are important, best feeling ever when before cooooming someone yanks them down with a firm grip. Feels good and makes you feel vulnerable