What would you do if your one and only son got a job as a waitress at a coffee shop

now that's what I call based

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all of you are sinners burn in hell

>tfw have a dick like a girl on the right
why even live

Hell is merely the absence of God, so basically we are going to be sent to a pocket dimension full of gays where you can't die.

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To recieve cock of course

dumb tranny

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wtf I love church now

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don't be rude please, i'm dumb but not a tranny
its not good enough when you're not being loved

dumb tranny

That's pretty gay lads

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Is there a image that has the ass visible

no

already jerked off like 3 times today god damn it

Living to recieve cock and being loved are not mutually exclusive, heck, one thing might lead to the other.

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>Living to recieve cock
I think being a slut is just wrong and i'm completely dissapointed in hook ups at this point.

Don't tell me you actually believe the fire and brimstone propaganda, what kind of loving, caring, heavenly father would do that to his children that he created in his own image?

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Who said it had to be multiple cocks? Go be the best monogamous cock sleeve that you possibly can!

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ours

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But you need love and loyalty for that. Don't want that cock to fuck others asses as well.

no but i needed a rebuttal against you somehow

Oh sorry Achmed, i thought we were talking about best God Jehovah here, not some second rate moon god.

gotta punish the defective ones to set an example

This guy gets it

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one thing i don't understand about religious people is that the argument for their deity could be used for literally any god that ever existed. it leads to a point where either all gods must be valid or none of them are.

there's just as much evidence for tengri existing as there is for abrahamic god

we should go back to vague animism, kind of like japan with shinto. i don't think anyone has ever been killed in the name of shinto. there's been violent buddhist sects before though

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nah, get fucked bud
if anyone here's a sand nigger it's probably you

That would imply that God makes mistakes. Our perfect, infallible father? I don't think so.

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and that last line places your morality in the hands of your religion and not your personal character

If a perfect being creates creations that are always 100% perfect, then the creations don't have free will.

If the creations truly have free will, a perfect creator will not be able to create perfect creations, since those creations are free to pursue any path they choose rather than the path set by the creator.

So make your choice

But here you imply that we have strayed from the path layed out by our father, are you saying that you have some sort of understanding of his grand design?

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no, i'm saying that if people have free will, then some of them will necessarily be "worse" than others, by no fault of god. if all people were equally perfect, that would mean nobody has free will. i don't need to understand any part of the grand design to make this point.

you should read about the ikko ikki those guys were batshit, you could only accomplish enlightenment through battle and shit. they weren't allowed to practice buddhism originally because they were associated with butchery and death in general

crazy killer buddhists were a thing

But here you are saying some are worse then others, but by what metric are you judging this? Your notions of what people should be or are you claiming to understand God's idea of what people should be.

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>Burma
still are

i put "worse" in quotes because it's an arbitrtary measure that you can substitute for any measure you see fit, because I'm trying to get you to see the overall point but that hasn't seemed to be very effective

The republican old guard religious right wing supports you user.

No boy or man should have curves like that

waist to hip ratio definately not, but hips themsleves should be possible
thats an odd thing to say

Oddball for sure, but sluttery is bad.

>but sluttery is bad.
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This is what really botheres me the most. Lgbt propaganda is literally a propaganda of being a slut so instead of normalization of gays in the society they push normies away with this degenerate shit and impose on gays norm of being a slut which is absolutely fucking stupid especally with aids being a thing.
Someone should really start conservative gay movement to counter lgbt trash or something like that.

>conservative gay movement
bruuhhhh.................look at this doood

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This is now a kot thread

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a little girl as you once again type your little kot thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Jow Forums pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" cat making a funny face, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Jow Forums posting about a fucking cat. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Kotfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "ID WITH KOT IS KOT ID WITH KOT IS KOT" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

Forever...

i know it sounds wierd

That sounds pretty legit. Its too bad it cant exist.

Stop.

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Hell is not a place you are "sent" to. It is a place by your own ignorance go in in your own volition.

I'd support him as long as he looks cute in his uniform.