The look of an average coomer

the look of an average coomer.
are you this cumbrained r9k? you know thats how you're gonna look like right? this is your future, being a coomer.
stop fapping, start living

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i CAAAAAAAAAAAAME
god the girl in the pic is hot i want to fuck her

ive thought about going to a porn convetion just to experience it but pics like this tell me its a bad idea. same with anime cons and shit like that. my gf and i are thinking about going to a strip club for the first time together sometime though anyone have tips? esp for going as a firsttimer/with your gf?

the only difference between this guy and the average Jow ForumsNoFap user is the shirt

atleast my hairline is not gonna detract :^)
>gf
>porn convention/anime convention
>stripclub
you're dating a tranny aren't you
>girl
trannies this day and age man.

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no. she has no interest in the cons and i only have a slightl curiosity. neither of us have been to strip clubs but we're trying to see a burlesque show first and see how fun it is before goin gto a strip club

If your gf wants you to go to a stripclub she's either a closted lesbo and will cheat on you or a female cuckold and wants you to bang the girls there. You should go for the second one but don't forget to let your girlfriend (male) know about it, i bet you're black too. Subhuman drinking dirty water.

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yes dw gf im just gonna throw like 400$ at this random stripper and you can watch how hard ill get lmoaxD

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yes I'm sure not fapping would have made that guys chin grow forward lmao

>atleast my hairline is not gonna detract
hairline has literally nothing to do with jerking off what are you talking about. Balding is a genetic dice roll lmao

no we're both asian. neither of us have a real urge to go to this and its not like shes trying to convince me to go to one together we just want to try new things. we're relatively reserved but started watching jav ogether recently on trips and its been a lot of fun and we want to try pushing limits for a bit
we'd likely spend like 40 bucks total we're cheap as fuck. we just want to know what its like desu

That guy actually looks pretty based

his decaying hairline? layes of fat? the r*ddit coomer t-shirt? the neckbeard? the bad genes (bad sight = glasses)? Stolen shoes from womens gym? His grandads shorts?
if thats based to you then i think he'd have an easy time getting in your moms pants, if you know what i mean ;3

Is he arriving in Southeast Asia?

sorry sir, I can't hear you over all that ideology

no ideology, just facts there my dude.

Guess he is left handed. Notice how well trained his arm is opposed to rest of his body.

based PEANUT BUTTER!!!

asian woman have very low standards desu especially poor ones
slight muscle there true
p e a n u t e

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This guy probably has an Asian gf.

she's probably dating him for a US citzenship :P

You can also lose your hair if you have extremely dry scalp or are a boozer and dont get enough vitamins. Its usually reversable tho thankfully.

*reversible
Originally

She probably sees his pale skin and high nose bridge and thinks this makes him handsome.

you can't use the coomer wojak because the coomer wojak is fucking awesome and it'll ruin your point

If your Asian gf wants to go to a strip club, it's probably because she wants to be a stripper herself but she is too afraid to broach the topic directly. Next thing you know she's taking pole dancing classes for "exercise". After that she'll want to perform at kinky alt burlesque joints for "fun with her gfs". Finally she'll just be a degerate whore that fucks guys for money.

Literal neckbeard.

WHY!?

It looks so sloppy.

just like your mom user, dont be ashamed