lTT: Greentext the first blowjob you gave or received
LTT: Greentext the first blowjob you gave or received
Nathan Lewis
Adam Sanders
>>gave
I told you off over the excat same fucking stupid thread before. Get out. Females out. Gays out. Fuck off with blatant spamposting.
Liam Walker
First blowjob i got was road head. I didn't cum but it was cool desu
Grayson Perez
Why do you keep making this thread? What are you looking for exactly?
Thomas Cox
i, for one, welcome our new female and gay overlords (or overladies?)
William Barnes
Thank you OP you made me slightly elevate the blood pressure on my penis to a man and now I'm 5% gay
Brayden Thomas
It sucked. I ended up just finishing in the toilet
Robert Moore
to find out if any of the many dicks OP sucked made it to r9k
Xavier Harris
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That's the story, beginning to end.
Nathan Kelly
>in my car
>seats leaned back
>she has only a bra on
>gets my dick out and grips it
>starts sucking
>feels like nothing
>not even shocked just disappointed and full of regret cause shes also gross
>cant get hard, dont even cum, dont want to
>fuck off out of that night and leave her
now she wants to fuck me but shes gross help me why didnt I internalize this was coming?
Landon Wilson
She actually swallowed the madwoman.
Hudson Lewis
What's wrong with your dick? Bjs are the bees knees.
Jose Torres
They don't welcome the place they are supposed to be unwelcome to, ergo you are unwelcome now so must leave if they come.
Idiot. It's nothing to joke about at this point.
Nolan Wright
>Be me, 16 and in high school.
>QT invites me to a kick back at her friend's apartment.
>It's me, the QT, her friend and her boyfriend.
>We all go to the hot tub together.
>Some how blowjobs get brought up.
>"So how about a blowjob QT?"
>Her friends tell her to do it.
>"Sure user, once we get back to the apartment."
>We all go back in.
>QT and I go into the bathroom.
>I sit on the toilet
>She gets on her knees and starts sucking my cock.
>15 minutes later I'm about to cum
>Pull my cock out of her mouth and start jerking off
>Shoot a gigantic load on her face and get some in her eye.
This started an on again, off again relationship that's lasted 17 years. Plus her getting married and having two kids. One of who may be mine, lol.
Caleb Bennett
You guys get molested you skitzos?
Henry Clark
can someone finally salsa this please
Carter Thomas
Not all dick sucking is gay, user.
Brandon Reed
She couldn't fit it in her mouth.
Josiah Butler
>2003
>18 years old
>Came from a wealthy but dysfunctional family with lots of domestic violence
>Very depressed, and was an """at risk youth""" (i.e., I befriended a bunch of bullies and misfits and often hung out until 4 a.m. on most weekend nights)
>Was on SSRIs for only 2 weeks, didn't know they made it hard to get it up
>Didn't know that I had an untreated autoimmune disease (which also made it hard to get it up)
>A 5/10 Chinese senior at my HS started hitting on me
>It was the first woman who ever gave me attention
>She came to my house and sucked my dick on our first "date"
>She wasn't very good at it
>My SSRIs and autoimmune disease meant I went soft midway through
>She started crying
>Called me a "faggot"
>While crying, she said I wasn't interested because I was gay and she was ugly
>I had to console her and convince her (i) I wasn't gay and (ii) she wasn't ugly
It was a tough time in my life. I kept dating her for 9 months because nobody else gave me any attention. We had some good times, though. I loved her at the time. I went on to get hugely addicted to hard drugs, then turned my life around and am doing *great* financially and professionally. I don't know what she's up to know. Hope she's doing well, but I don't care (she broke up with me because I was a drug addict).
Daniel Myers
The curiosity of what could have been will tear you apart if you let it. Whats done is done.
Logan Mitchell
So much teeth
James Rogers
>be 16
>random girl makes me drunk
>she tries to suck my dick but body is completely numb
>?????
>I wake up
>be 18
>cuddle with tall tranny
>puts my hand on their dick
>end up sucking it
Aaron Sullivan
>be freshman in college
>get with first gf
>she starts going down on me
>all it is teeth and her gagging if I stick it in too far
blow jobs are probably the least appealing thing to experience. So much better stuff to do.
Christopher Butler
>be me
>never had blowjob
>end
i hate you so much reddit GO BACK WHERE YOU CAME FROM YOU FUCKING NORMALNIGGERS I HATE YOU ALL SO MUCH
Joseph Sanders
>Be me a few months ago
>Go to adult store with theater in the city
>Theater has glory hole booths, 3 of them are elevated so those sucking don't need to get on their knees
>Find a lower booth that's occupied, go to the upper side
>Unzip and try getting my dick hard
>They're trying to get me to just put it through the hole so I do that
>They start sucking, it's super warm
>Get hard, they put a condom over my cock AND BALLS
>They continue sucking my cock, the warmth is nice but it is pretty toothy
>Towards the end, they just jack me off
>Don't end up cumming
>They just leave after jacking me for a little while
It was pretty lame
Also, I never type up greentexts
Adrian Reyes
This guys sounds rather based, would you not agree?