Did getting mocked by the coomer meme change your behavior in any way?

Did getting mocked by the coomer meme change your behavior in any way?

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>mocked
My dude the coomer meme is not only funny, it inspires me to.. Ah, ah fuck, ah fuck I'm gonna..., gonna, c- COOOooOOooOooMmm

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I can't coom because I cut off my dick like half of Jow Forums

your 5 cuteroom trannies are not half of r9k, sorry to break this to you hon.

Indeed, it's all of Jow Forums.

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I have been quite sexual since I was kid so not really.
I also am too stupid to work and bad at relationships so its a nice past time. Also unironically, watching hentai has made me appreciate art more.
But, coomer meme is just another wojak edit. And as all of them, they all fall for the same schoolyard shit of "Look, you are like this" criticism. Wojaks really makes me sad if anything.
And wasn't that coomer thing from reddit and some Discord group?

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you're delusional, as always

Of course not, I'll probably coom on the day I die.

>on your deathbed in a hospital, no relatives around as you've been alone in life
>your heart rate increases rapidly
>a nurse rushes in to check your condition
>your face is flushed, heart rate still increasing
>you spasm
>motion her with one hand to come closer
>as she does, you grab her hand with your other hand and whisper:
>"Coom"
>heart rate suddenly stops, you flatline
>on the nurse's hand she feels a sticky substance
>white, with a tinge of yellow
>coom

coom'd while touching a foid, see you lat-

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Yeah my circumcision fucked my dick up too. I go a third of the week nofap.

No, but I get very uncomfortable with how accurate Cumbrian is.

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>nazis
>incels
What? Aren't incels usually the ones portrayed as coomers?

Imagine going nofap for the chance to get hooked to a fem, go nofap as a volcel is admirable but not the former.

You're gonna love this, trust me. What you're seeing now is my normal coom level.

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This is a super coomer.

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And this... This is what is known as a super coomer that has ascended past a super coomer, or you could just call this a super coomer coom.

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And this... is to coom... even further--beyond!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaAAaAAAAAaAAAAaAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

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AAAAAAAAAAaaAAAaaAAAA AAAaaaaAA AAAaAaaAAA AAAA!!!!

NGH! NGGH!! NGGHHHH!! NNNnngGGHH!! NGGGH!!! NNNNNNnnnnnnggGGH HHHHhAAAAAAAaaaaaaaAAA AaAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

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AAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AaaAAAAaAAAAAAAA AAHHHGHGHAAHHGAHAAAAA nnnghgHGGHAAA AA A AA!!!!!!!!!!!!
NNNnnghhAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!!! NNnnnAAAAAA AAAAA!!!!! NGH1! NGH!!! NGH!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHH!!! NNNNNNNNGGHGHGH GHHHHHH HHHH!!! NGHGHHHH----AAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAA AAA AA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Heh, bet you never coom'd like that.

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Coomer is nothing more than another nofap meme trying to propagandize people into their cult just like cumbrain was. Funny how you freaks pretend nofap makes you 300 IQ motivated super humans but you still have absolutely no creativity and just shit out wojaks.

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WHATS HE DOING?
>HE'S COOMING!

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>The Barnum effect, also called the Forer effect, or less commonly the Barnum-Forer effect, is a common psychological phenomenon whereby individuals give high accuracy ratings to descriptions of their personality that supposedly are tailored specifically to them, that are in fact vague and general enough to apply to a wide range of people.
t. every -oomer edit

I meant the opposite: that this is an actual stereotype and not just my secret life. Down to the hair.

Nofap is the unholy matrimony between puritanism and self-improvement scams, sure, but, like literally everything else that rewards you for doing nothing productive (i.e. psychologically addictive things), excessive masturbation bad for you exactly when you'd want to do it the most: when you have no healthy alternatives to spend your time on.
If you're a well-adjusted person it's perfectly harmless to fap a lot, if you're a robot it's one more thing dragging you down.

Just a picture mocking chronic masturbators. If getting bullied through a meme inspires change in you I guess that's cool? But you'd have to be pretty desperate to jack off all damn day.

Coould not have worded it better

>Did getting mocked by the coomer meme change your behavior in any way?

Nah I don't fap that often anyways, it's just one of those retarded forced zoomer mayms that will die off in a few weeks

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Honestly is more like seeing all these people mentioning doing NoFap and succeeding while i can't made me really fucking angry so i decided to stay out for at least 3 months because although the coomer meme doesn't fits me it was getting really bad

At the same time though every addiction is bad if out of control, but locking yourself away from it feels unnecessary. Its like drinking wine for example: if you have too much and get drunk all the time is pretty bad, but not being able to enjoy a good drink every now and then feels stupid

After these 3 months of NoFap I intend to do it like twice a week or something

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I never saw it as mocking. I think it's probably the funniest meme in months.

No. I just don't get it. The cumbrain meme was better in my opinion. This coomer thing just turns porn addiction into a punchline. But the pic in the op does make me think...

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I have been cooming even more. I thought it was funny and feel laughed with more than laughed at.

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had a wild dream that I fucked an asian.

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It's reddit-tier forced and unfunny.

It's very forced. Cumbrain was more natural and more accurate. This retarded "IM COOOMING" thing could describe literally any man who has ever had an orgasm.

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Reminder that this a forced meme by pl*bbit and disc*rd.

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Nobody is falling for your dirty tricks anymore.

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Nope. I'm addicted to porn and can't stop. No amount of mockery is going to change that.

Big brained centrist bullshit

(((STEIN)))
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this this this this

COOMER IS A PSYOP AND FORCED MEME BY REDD*T AND D*SCORD
COOMER IS A PSYOP AND FORCED MEME BY REDD*T AND D*SCORD
COOMER IS A PSYOP AND FORCED MEME BY REDD*T AND D*SCORD
COOMER IS A PSYOP AND FORCED MEME BY REDD*T AND D*SCORD

Actually, it came from Jow Forums
Someone made a reddit after the meme was born and then made a discord so people will join the herd mentality instead of thinking and say "
COOMER IS A PSYOP AND FORCED MEME BY REDD*T AND D*SCORD" 5 times in a row as if it was an argument of any kind.
What a bunch of npcs, amiright?

COOM DAWG

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So? Let it spill into the boards. Who benefits from forcing it, and how?

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>tfw haven't coomed since sunday
>already feeling more energetic and focused
>stutter less

i still fap and orgasm but i haven't coomed because i hold it in
next week i'm going to do noporn, then nopics the following week, and will continue until i am clean from porn for good
cooming has stolen my life and i wish i didn't do it so much growing up and waste my potential

>dude just let redditcord memes infest the site lmao

>who benefits from nofap?
(You) do
>who benefits from you watching porn/being horny?
(((They))) do

but coomer is a psyop right?

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I've stopped cooming and I feel great

That's called anger, it's another control technique. You're not any better off.

Wait it's supposed to be mocking me? I thought it was a celebration of a man's ability to COOOOOOM whenever he pleases

I only coom when i have to now

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No
Though coincidentally I am doing nofap at the moment, but that's because I'm a week away from wizardhood and I want to maximize my mana for the occasion.
I intend to go back to my old habits after my birthday

how do you orgasm without cooming? i've heard tantric yoga masters are able to do this but how do you do that as an average user?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM

ALL I AM IS COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

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because of him i'll always be on guard against not hating myself after fapping

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It made me think about how I jack it to videos so last few days deleted pronz and not gonna go on p*rnhub.

"cumbrain" is tumblr shit from women and tranners who don't have sex drives because they don't have any of the hormones for it and also because religion made them insane

it's pretty nice that we've still got it together enough to make a countermeme

it's just another flavor of the month wojack edit

not even joking it's literally from tumblr

Is it possible to a girl be a commer?

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COOMER!

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>Unironic coomer
>See this meme
>Laugh cause shame tactics stopped working once I went off the deep end
>Go right back to cooming

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>get horny
>remember COOMER meme
>start laughing hysterically
>lose boner
>repeat several times until I get a cheeky wank done
It added lots of laughter before my COOMS.

Stop trying to drag anons who have broken free from the coomer lifestyle back into your depravity, you dirty Jew.

>found dads porn mags and vhs tapes at age 5
>stole some
>learned to bait at age 6
>been baiting daily ever since
>see coomer memes
>stop fapping for a full week
>make myself coom this morning to the memory of getting head from a friends wife
>got dressed for work
>had to jack off again
>had a massive Hardon all day at work

It is weird. My mind knows I am trying to abstain and it is wanting the coom release. Like a drug.

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No. Still fap after crying everynight. It's probably one of the last thing that make me still sane

Nofap is a scam. It was literally a movement created by a mormon gym teacher to try and get people to stop sinning against their own bodies, just wrapped up in a bunch of bullshit self improvement crap instead of religious stuff. Basically they know kids today don't feel like they're real men, so they try to sell them on this silly shit by convincing them it'll improve their test.

>mormon
that explains how the fuck he managed to viral so hard despite being a nobody

It really helps that kids today are more stupid and insecure than they've ever been so shit shit finds better purchase. Imagine someone trying to push a meme like this on Jow Forums ten years ago. They would have been laughed off the website, maybe the whole internet.

wow you sound really tense. have you had your daily COOOm yet

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This meme crosses my mind every time I jerk off now. I actually said "I'M COOMING" the last time i coomed.
I started nofap yesterday

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Rasism is when you don't cum the less you cum the more racist it is - Adolf Hitler.

damn he is drinking rhino aphrodisiac what a coom GOD

Lol, and nice trip ending

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