Has a guy ever cummed on your titties femanon

good

and holy fuck, lots
I personally cum big loads, but this dude.... wow WOW
absolutely covered.

i jerked off while covered in his cum.
good times

Jealous! My newest meds have reduced the size of my loads significantly, and I miss the old days. I used to be able to shoot about 5 feet i through the air and shoot 8 healthy ropes.

>his dick pressure isnt enough that when he cums,he sprays coom everywhere in front of him like a geyser
weak coomer spotted

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>My newest meds have reduced the size of my loads significantly
fuck
that sounds awful

what meds?

>another fucking wojack edit
it's all so tiresome

based fag

Oxcarbazepine is the big one. Anti convulsants are fuckers.

Damn

i'm assuming you have seizures then
I suppose not having them is more important than blowin big loads.

It's actually for biploar, so there are times I weigh being stable it being able to shoot gigantic loads again.

No, but I want it. I want to be a dirty slut.

Then be my discord slut.

pp like
brain doesnt like
very confused

First time fugging my gf, she grabs my dick right before I cum and aims it straight at my face. End up cooming all over my face. She still laughs to this day.

>titties
What titties I'm unironically flat as anything.

can i please cum on your flat chest and then hug you

Too many psychos. No thank you.
That's hot. Knowing that someone of the "fairer sex" wants to be degraded and used slut appeals to your beta brain, but the alpha in you only wants her for your seed.

Wouldn't you get cum on you if you hugged me though

duh, thats how we become one with the cum

Not that user but I'd make you lick and swallow the cum first and then I'd cuddle you all night

I'm not a psycho I just want a nice slutty femanon to talk about lewd stuff with.

>That's hot. Knowing that someone of the "fairer sex" wants to be degraded and used slut appeals to your beta brain, but the alpha in you only wants her for your seed.
brain wants to hold your hand
pp wants to drench your butthole in semen

most femanons are down to do that tho

>flat
that's even better

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No but when i was 16 i went to an older guys basement apartment and he made me hold his dog while he came on it

I fucking love flat chests please dont be lying

That's not something I'm into. Sorry.

may be a heartless cunt, but I'll be your discord slut

Ok sure. Add me on discord

hrdstff#8201

I think you've put more thought into this than I have.
I don't know how to lick my chest though.
>all these lies
It's a fact that men prefer big boobs. I definitely don't pad my bra to make up for this fact.

>It's a fact that men prefer big boobs
tits are nice, flat chests are cute
please let me love you

Would you ever want to try inducing lactation to grow your breasts?

>tfw will only ever be cute
Better than nothing though desu.
I don't know. Leaking sounds inconvenient.

Do you get horny often?

cute is the best thing you can be as a girl. hot and sex just mean we want to fuck you, cute means we want to marry you

I think you mean leaking is fucking hot.

Not super often. A few times a week.
Sexy girls get married too though.
You think so? I'd have to wear a thick bra and stuff if that happened.

>Sexy girls get married too though.
whores get married too, do you want to be a whore?

Are you feeling horny now? Or would you feel?

Yes, once. It was nice. Wish I had bigger boobs though.

That's literally every meme 4channel has been shitting out lately, you just hate it because you're a coomer.

how small actually are they though?

Okay fair point. No I don't.
Kinda I guess.
Literally flat.

I'd love to get off with you if you're feeling horny. Can I?

>Be me 16 in high school.
>15 year old QT invtes me off to her house to fool around.
>She's wearing panties and a tube top.
>I lay on the bed and she starts sucking my cock.
>I pull down her top and rub her tits while she sucks.
>15 minutes of sucking later, I'm about to cum.
>Stand up and position myself over her.
>Completely coat her tits with a huge load of cum.
>She starts scooping it up with her fingers and eating it.
>Rubs the rest of it into her tits like lotion.

I'm an ass man but cumming on tits isn't bad.

>Delicious flat chest.

Got a kik or snap?

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>No I don't
based and non-whore pilled

>tfw no flat chest gf (anymore)

Seconded, without the robot attached. That'd be gay :3

Yup. Some wild times drunk and doing it. Things like that tend to happen.

Please elaborate upon this drunken cum sessions.

I don't know about contactfagging.
Who would actually want to be a whore desu.

Well if you have a discord I can drop mine and add you.

Make a burner or throw away.

A lot of guys here aren't full blown autistic creep robots, it's mostly larping.

>Who would actually want to be a whore desu.
my cousins wife apparently, bitch a ho

Right...
So I don't remember this so clearly. We were doing it with him on top of me. Too drunk, too lazy for condoms so just got pill. We didn't communicate that well before so he is gonna pull out before filling me up. So it goes off like uh, water gun all over my tits.

how to straighten my dick
its going to left a little bit

>pad my bra
i didn't know this was an actual thing lmao

Nice. Do you remember if it was a big load?

I see what you did there. Well played.

>another fucking COOM
Cooming is so tiresome...

It was. We took shower together afterwards.

>has a guy ever cummed on your titties femanon
STOP

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please take a shower with me so i can soap up your butt

Not until them boobs are all glazed like a lazily made donut

Don't use soap for your butt!

What do I make a burner on? I had real bad experiences last time I talked to a robot.
Sounds rough.
I only started doing it to see if it looked normal and then I figured people would notice if I stopped so I kept doing it. That was in school though nowadays I wear a lot of hoodies and stuff so no one would know anyway.

im going to soap up your butt and youre going to deal with it

Cum on tits is my biggest fetish.
cum on tits> cum on face

Absolute patrician taste. That cum pool in big cleavage is the best.

do your family have small boobs too? how talla re you?

Great taste, you two. Find a girl that does this regularly and you're set. Doesn't even matter if she's flat, because it's the thought that matters most.
(Extra cleavage still means extra fun to some degree, though)

No I'm pretty much the only one. I'm around 5ft even though most of my family is taller than that too. I don't know what I did to stop me from growing.

>5ft
>flat chest
oh my god

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did you not eat a lot? could be something like that. how tall are your family?

can she be real<
/nENkgU

>two negative qualities
I don't understand why Jow Forums is the place that likes these things.
I skipped meals pretty often but I didn't think it was that bad. It was only 2 or 3 times a week.
My mother and sister are both around 5'4 I think. My dad and brother are probably 5'9 or something I don't know, my dad is a little bit taller though.

I suppose I should mention I do appreciate that they aren't considered bad things here though.

>negative qualities
those arent negative qualities, i just like smol girls. i like tits and asses too, but i think im more intimidated by smol cute girls than bimbo stacies

>I'm unironically flat

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Yeah my ex boyfriend, he's also my only one so far. It wasn't his favorite spot but it happened plenty.

where do femanons want us to cum?

I always liked on my back but I'm so shallow that most positions from behind just hurt.

how do you get cum off your back though

I would lick it off of her

A towel.

wtf i dont want my cum on a towel

Well it isn't going to be your cum why do you care?

>those arent negative qualities
I suppose not inherently. I got made fun of occasionally so I just assumed most people saw them as bad. I just find it odd that Jow Forums has the total opposite opinion though.
>im more intimidated by smol cute girls than bimbo stacies
Why's that user?
Like with this user too. I don't understand it. I mean obviously I'm grateful but it's curious.

>Why's that user?
because im more attracted to those types of girls than bimbos. bimbos are just annoying fuck dolls at best, i dont even see them as people

if you were going hungry 2 or 3 times a week then that's probably why. on the bright side it's cute af. are your siblings older or younger?

Oh right like an anxiety thing. I get that too.
They're both older. I remember sister kept telling me I would grow and I didn't. Pretty bummed still.