why is your dick still smaller than 9 inches
Why is your dick still smaller than 9 inches
why are your boobs still smaller than H cups
why is your iq lower than 70
because they stop growing you fucking idiot. Unless you know something I don't?
why is your Jow Forums account karma under 50 points?
im so depressed about my dick
imagine being that little girl and getting torn apart by that cock
I'm no "sissy"
just a bisexual male
and as such
you post more of this, thank you for posting, but also you should have made this thread on a porn board
Every fucking year the minimum accepted penis size seems to increase. I remember when 6 or 7 inches was thought of as "big", above average. Now 9 inches is barely acceptable in the eyes of you retarded normalfags.
it's just...s-shy! it'll be 9 inches one day!!
i think r9k is better for horny sadposting
why aren't you jelqing to keep up?
It's like /fit/'s manlet cutoff.
even in 2d im humiliated
tfw you have a 7" micropenis
a cute girl will never look at you with utter fear and lust
just end me
True VR is just a few decades away, user. If you can make it 25 more years all your dreams will come true. Save up until then.
tfw you have a 6" nanopenis
i may not live that long fampai
i'd sell a kidney to grow my dick that long and thick
ywn tear apart a girl's insides with your massive cock
even the japs are embracing BBC
What do I do when its time to end the VR, to eat or sleep or whatever.
I will just feel how I feel now magnified by 100000 times, because I am totally worthless
Sleep in vr, eat in vr. There will be escapists who figure out a setup guaranteed.
This is actually one of the things I'm most excited for in the future. Fully immersive VR is going to change everything. And, honestly, sexual experiences will get old super quick compared to everything else people can do.
Considering everyone else and their dog will be doing the same thing as you, you have no reason to feel ashamed or empty about it.
i-its not like it gets much use anyway
should I just lock it up?
have 5 inch dong
Theres no hope for me, only reason why a chick would be into the least ghetto most nerdy most white black guy is because of penis size, if not why not just date a white guy
Fuck I cant wait to die
iktf nigga stay alive nigga
go find out who the big dick niggas are and castrate them
fuck, this doesn't even make my dick hard, I can just feel the cum swelling up, like it's going to leak out.
it makes my dick hard in seething impotent rage
And it's not like 9 inches is good enough for the average women nowadays.
She'll still search far and wide for a guy with a bigger dick to cheat with.
5 inches here, been with multiple women but never made one cum
Aww, is your cute lil stiffy gonna cry? :D
yeah, then i'm gonna pull out my loaded gun on you
all i see is you fags crying about your soul-crushingly tiny microdick, why dont you start doing something about it
You can kill me, but you can't make me cum! Poor sweet baby~~~
You can kill me, but you can't make me cum!
goddam, this is one of the saddest things ive read
fine then i wont kill you; i'll kidnap you, and torture you to the point that youll wanna die
Because it's a statistical anomaly
That won't make you happy, sweetheart.
Don't be mad that you can't force me to cum like the bigger boys can. Just give up on that dream. You can't be that kind of man.
Come live with mommy and be her lil plaything instead! I promise I'll make you feel real good, it's cute when you squirm around :)
youre just making me angrier and angrier
Noooo, don't be mad! It's okay to be a cute nervous boy with a tickly peepee that shoots really quickly! It's just a different kind of life :)
Shhhh, just relaxxxx into it... Therrre you go... Mommy loves you so much :)
fuck your mommy shit, im gonna castrate all the big dick niggers you like
Don't be jealous sweetie! Mommy doesn't love those men, it's just... it's just a physical need. Mommy sees them once, and never again. Not like you! Mommy will always be here for you <3
i'll begin cutting away pieces of your labia, until its a gangrenous bloody mess
you wont be seeing noone after im through with you
I don't want to share you mommy :(
Do I have to make this point again? Torture me, kill me, it doesn't matter. Any man can kill me. But only SOME men can make me grunt like an animal when they fuck me. Nothing you do can ever change that.
It's not sharing, sweetheart. Just snuggle up into mommy's breasts and try not to think about it, okay? I'll hold you until the morning :)
tfw 2 inch pp
a-at least I like guys and am a bottom, otherwise I'd probably be pretty pissed about having such a smol dick
unironically, outside of this stupid roleplay, that actually makes we wanna die, goodbye fampai
unironically, outside of that stupid roleplay, none of the stuff I said is actually true. my husband has a small penis and it doesn't bother me at all. he's just insecure and has a fetish about it, and over the years I've learned to cater to it.
but its true though, any man can kill a woman, but only a few men can actually make her orgasm, i'll see you faems on the other side
also tits or gtfo
go get some sleep, but know this: making a woman cum is not actually that hard if you know what you're doing. it's not your dick that's deficient--it's your knowledge. and unlike your tiny cock, your knowledge can actually change.
Hey user, I'm just a lurker and you made me actually scream. I now have so much doubts in my mind.
Woah woah, it's okay user, I'm still here. Why did you scream?
I don't know, your guys stupid roleplay broke something inside my mind. I can't figure yet, what exactly. Just wanna curl up and do nothing now. Maybe perhaps it's that you're just making us feel better by saying such comforting, but I'm doubt that they're truthful. I'm sorry, I can't believe you anymore. Those words are too strong: "Torture me, kill me, it doesn't matter. Any man can kill me. But only SOME men can make me grunt like an animal when they fuck me. Nothing you do can ever change that." I mean, every joke has own truth. If you're saying that, then maybe you're actually think this way deep down. I know I can't talk for you, but I just having this doubt..
Such comforting words, but I doubt that they're truthful*
But this is just an idea about the anger, that came out of me, out of nowhere.
Hey, you have to keep it together. The part of your brain that feels like it "broke" is a stupid, ancient, simple part of the brain. Fetishes are often cause by these weird ideas that get lodged deep in the brain, usually during childhood. Weird associations that get mixed up.
I've dealt with someone with this insecurity for over a decade, I can tell you. It's just a fetish. It's not true. Slowly, you'll be able to learn to enjoy it without all the harmful effects. You're perfectly capable of pleasing a woman, there are just a few techniques you have to learn. Female pleasure is not like male pleasure, it's not stimulation-based. You take a guy's cock, and stimulate it in a certain way, and it's GOING to cum in a certain amount of time. We aren't like that. You can't just shove a large cock in and out of a girl and guarantee that she'll get off.
Keep looking into it. Try not to mistake fetish-bait and roleplay for truth. Don't let this fetish interfere with your life. It can be a great source of pleasure for you, without ruining your romantic prospects. Please don't give up on love.
I know, I know. I just accidentally stopped holding myself together, that's it. I understand that it's just a fetish, but I guess when you've other problems flowing around you and this little doubtful insecurity adds up, it just crushes you.
I appreciate your emotional support and worries, I really do. I'm happy that your husband is having such thoughtful and carrying companion like you and I hope he's making you happy as well.
It's just that I'm feeling weird hollowness at the moment and this roleplay snapped me or smth out of it. I'm just insecure that my 15cm pp won't satisfy one of the person I know, that is really lewd and want to share close moments with me.
Sorry for being cheesy and thank you for understanding.
15cm ~ 5.9inches
Daddy told us not to be ashamed of our dicks.
Also fuck you, I know this is bad.
No problem, I completely understand. It's not cheesy, it's a genuine psychological struggle that a LOT of guys are dealing with. You are 100% not alone. My husband and his 2.5-inch penis make me very, very happy. You have a great attitude, I wish you the best!
2.5 inch weewee
Wait, 5.9 inches?? Dude, you're fine! You have nothing to worry about, that's like, average!
and you think women want just "average"?
user is smaller than me.
And I probably feel as inadequate as he does.
If only women didn't drool thinking of 25cm penises.
"Torture me, kill me, it doesn't matter. Any man can kill me. But only SOME men can make me grunt like an animal when they fuck me. Nothing you do can ever change that."
It's true. We aren't up to women's standards and we can't change that.
I guess we can take solace in the fact that it's not just how long the dick is, the girth also plays a big role.
And you have to be Chad or the girl will only get fake cummies and go cheat on you.
Not sure if you're trying to do a roleplay or being serious.
But just in case you're being serious: women don't work like that
I misread that as "2 5 inch penis", obviously questioning myself "Wait...the dude has two 5 inch dicks?"
LOL! I wouldn't mind that either!
Well, I'm off laying on bed and try to regrow my balls back or not.
Thank you user for being heartwarming person, have a g'night.
obsession with dick size on internet
have decent size penis myself, nothing porn tier, but still get complimented on it and have had trouble fitting it all before
You guys do know all this size obsession and shit is like some weird form of cuckery right?
okay then, explain how women work, so that all robots can learn and we can finally leave this place
I enjoyed talking to you, good night :)
I have an 8 incher ama i guess
post it then, timestamped and all
Will you fuck my wife?
s-she is cute
You got this pic from me on Femanons please tell. No trannies allowed thread, didn't you?
I would if I could, but it's a really hard thing to communicate to someone who's in such a bad place, and doesn't have much information or experience.
refer to my other posts again for a start:
especially the bits about how men's orgasm is stimulation-based, women's orgasm not so much. Sorry this isn't more useful, I'm starting to get sleepy!
Oh my apologize, wrong comment.
I meant him.
Believe it or not, but pictures can be saved from any place at anytime.
well gee m8, i wouldnt be asking if werent in such a bad place, and had more information and experience
My apologize, wrong comment
I meant him
The insecurity about my small penis is part and parcel with my insecurities in general. If I had a giant monster cock I'd still be insecure about other shit.
I know, I know. It's a really fucking hard place to be in. It really is. Just keep trying. Get as much information and experience as you can. Learn about psychology, and how fetishes work, and how suffering works. Maybe I should get my husband to post some stuff here, because he's WAY better than he used to be.
You should get put on the trial version of HRT. Mommy gf worked well for me before the HRT... I had major unreported brain damage and would become upset to the point of tears probably from stress, but I had a 7" penis up until mommy gf left. So then I was put on HRT, at least one occasion was suspect of being a woman trapped in a man's body. In today's landscape the environment is what really matters, it isn't the HRT or the mommy gfs at all. It's stress and depression. So now what
Not in a gorillion years, some fag it's gonna use it to masturbate
Cucked my good share of guys at some point in my life, it's heart breaking how women in comited relationships would even make fun of how small their S.O was compared to mine. Not gonna do it to arrouse said cuck tho.
I don't get what you are triying to say
So now you change your environment. This is exactly why I'm trying to start a commune. I don't think people were meant to live alone. They're meant to live in a tribe with people they care about, and who care about them, and help each other in person on a daily basis.
I had major unreported brain damage
What do you mean by this?
Im not making it,am i?
might as well take the pinkpill and be a tranny
Multiple cysts in the left hemisphere of the brain
Meant to get back to you sooner, I had a duplicate post generation. What the Hell is up with that.
stay strong m8, there are qts with shallow vaginas out there.
Oh my gosh, what were your symptoms? How did you find out? Did you get surgery? Did it change anything?
My dick is legit like 9... centimeters.
just end yourself my dude
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What is the standardized way to measure though? Measuring it different ways can add or subtract an inch or so.
If you have to ask that you're not big. Big dick means it's big no matter how you measure it, if you're only "technically above average" depending on the way you measure... just stop embarrassing yourself.
Literally no regular girl uses fucking decimals in talking about dick size, that is some 100% guy-exclusive shit. You think girls are like dick savants and they feel a guy through his jeans and go "hmm yes, precisely 6 and five-eighths inches long and 5 and three tenths circumference, a suitably average dong" like that ever happens? I am willing to bet hundreds of dollars no woman on earth can tell with her vagina the difference between 5 inches and 6 unless she's a world class slut that's fucked hundreds of dudes.
I legitly feel unable to feels insecure about penis size, because on these threads it's very rare to see real monsters. Even in porn they're around 8~9 inches. Hell, even in hentai dicks aren't usually that much bigger , apart from futa
Now compare that with girls with giant tits, they absolutely dwarf average women
I'm gifted with 192 cm and 18 cm dick, i dont even know how you guys can cope with being smaller down there, my dick still feels small to me LOL
4inches long and 5 inches thick here. I wonder if anyone in the thread actually has less volume than me
tfw 6" length, but 4.5" microgirth
will never know the joy of having a 10" perfect penis.
girls always laugh at how small it is.
always assume I'm in to cuckolding.
called small, microdick, etc. commonly.
Hold me bros...
tfw will never be able to hit a girl's cervix
That's a very odd question
almost 2 metre dick
If only my dick would grow another inch and a quarter so that I can have a giga chad 9" dick.
Idk, why you compete with GGX's earthquakes when you walk land whale.
but it is?? sksks
Is (not) my penis good enough
never seen a legit 9 inches dick even on the internet, ever
it's never properly measured
if there are 9 inches dicks why did I never see any, measured correctly?
and I've seen a lot of dicks
I've been to a lot of dicksize threads and subreddits and shit like that
9 inches is so fucking rare its borderline nonexistant
why is your dick still smaller than 9 inches
if you have bucket between your legs than yes any dicks aside 9+ will be smol
Because it's a meme, but a common guy's ideal size. It's about being the biggest dick the girl you're with has had, and 9in gives you a pretty much 100% guarantee about that.
Question- how did you guys fry your brain with this stuff? For me it was hentai, the amount of BD hentai is huge, and there's also monster, tentacle etc.
pls leave your discord :3
I'd rather not... What's yours?
are you originally straight or gay?
oh cool and where are you from ?
white is flaccid
everyone else is hard
This is not a fair comparison.
It isn't though you dumb whore, I have a 9.5 incher.
uwu I posted my cock on all male board
isn't there an /arrrninegay/ thread for that
West of Barcelona
ok send me a mail there [email protected] :/
Gmail is saying it's not a real address
How do you know how big my dick is user?
Are you a fruit bowl or something?
Most guys are between 5-6 maybe 7 inches on a few people.not even pornstars pack fucking 9 inchers like it's nothing.most of them have a 7-7.5 inch dick and a few of them have 8-9 inches and maybe some guy comes with a fucking monster but thpse guys are rare.like one in a million.also the bbc shit is a fucking meme.my gym is packed with coons and most of them have nothing above white people.the only people who say that all black guys have huge dicks are closseted faggots,roasties who want to humiliate you for their pleasure by basicly threatening you with some of the most primordial shit:beeing outbred by another race which is a fear every male has in their subconcious and people with arace fetish.also from my experience,i can say that the biggest dick i ever saw was on a white guy.he had like 6-7 inches soft
That sounds really nice, b-but please dont cuck with guys with bigger dicks... please, I know my dick is little but maybe I could make you come with my tongue or my fingers instead, please Mommy...
that's weird try [email protected]
My boyfriend loves my 4.5 inch penis in his butt.
shut up dicklet, she'll take the dick her primal lizard mind wants... a big dick. a dick big enough to bump on her cervix to let her know that any moment he may cum on her cervix to unleash nearly all of his sperm into the uterus for maximum fertilization. and she'll cuck you out behind your back as you unknowingly provide for that superior genetic specimen as her pussy just can't cope with your pathetic dick that cant reach deep and spread enough to make her feel utterly dominated by a being of masculinity.
Sauce on the OP image? Can't find anything.
Never mind, I found it. It's kannovaku.
I'm fat and ugly male btw.
Because 9 inches is in the 99th percentile of dicks and I'm just an average guy
This looks like an unrelated image you photoshopped shit on
Don't you know that average is extremely unsatisfying nowadays?
i am blabla nadno pupipu bonobo kunge kunge
Do any actual girls ever come to these threads or do they just look at all the self loathing that goes on and just leaves?
I've got a single player joystick that's only designed for playing as a mage.
This sounds like something a cuckold or discord tranny would say
Would it even matter if i did have a big peepee?
I'd still be every bit as disinterested and apathetic as I've always been.
Why? Think about it for a second, why would anyone settle with average when they can get top 10% and up? Would you be satisfied with a 50k job if you knew you could easily get 100k?
why is yours?
Unironically have sex. Women are satisfied with average length dicks.
inb4 more tranny cuckposting
because i didn't take penisgrowth vitamins as a kid
Yes, and people are satisfied with what they can get. No one wants more than average. Anyone suggesting that some people are better equipped for some tasks, and therefore selected for, is a jew, tranny, cuck, [meme words of your choice]. Thank you for the enlightenment.
It's not, it's 10 inches.
well im not happy with my 7.75", hell not even a .25" increase would do so either, maybe an 8.75"-9" dick would make me feel good about myself.
Same, I'm 10.5 inches and it'd be kind of fun to be 13-14 or whatever the world record is, just so I could say I'm the biggest if nothing else.
Well as long as it's not a noodle, you're good, but more would be better yeah.
I'll have you know that I'm pretty content for having a 6.5 inch dick. It ain't 5 inches or under, and that makes me happy.
Plus, I'm a 5'4" guy with a twink-ish physique, so it makes my dick look a lot bigger than it actually is.
Lastly, it makes my fetish of fucking a taller gentle femdom gf more possible (closest thing to irl /ss/ for me baby).
What a strange turn of events.
Who cares what the girl feels, as long as you feel good, it's all good.
t. only fucks prostitutes
Because your mother sucked a couple inches off
I do. Big dicks are great, but after 7in it's mostly a visual bonus. Also for me, perfect girth is about 5.5, idk if that's big?
Is the 97th percentile actually big?
go fuck yourself roastie
very chill, very based
feelsgoodman... to know that my 7.8"x5.5" is perfect to a woman...
now i just i have to stop being autistic and just talk to women... and maybe get my own place, car, and gain some weight while working out.
Why does absolutely fucking everyone have to be a size queen.
Go fuck a horse if you're that obsessed over it.
Well, there are lots of women with horse/dragon dildos
That image is fucking hot.
This chart is fucking stupid,
Im happy with my 8
Are you 9in poster? Did your dick get smaller or what?
huge dicks suck (pun), they cant go balls deep and hitting the back gets really painful after a while (for the woman). dont send me that shit about how the womans vagina accommodates huge dicks or w.e because that only goes so far and it absolutely cant just stretch to fit any penis in the world
truly the most plebeian of penis tastes, curved+wide+short to average length is where its at
what sizes is the graph refering to exactly?
Are you 9in poster?
He's not me.
Did your dick get smaller or what?
Idk why but this t-thought makes me anxious.
l don't think you know how averages work
are you the remfag from the waifu threads
are you the remfag from the waifu threads
N-No, but Rem > Emilia.