/britfeel/

Jose Cooper
Jose Cooper

my kitchen is probably on fire from flammable scrambled egg now because of you lazy cunts edition

oh, and a quick reminder.... FUCK LIGHTFAGS ....that is all

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theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2019/sep/20/monogamous-man-in-a-three-way-relationship
youtube.com/watch?v=Y90cC4qPgq4
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jowforums.com/thread/54496384/anecdotes

Colton Wright
Colton Wright

Can't fucking wait for rugby tomorrow.

Camden Thomas
Camden Thomas

Or more in a few hours.

Leo Torres
Leo Torres

Sup sneedinators !!!!!

Eli Martin
Eli Martin

Can't fucking wait to get up early and watch anime all day then get drunk at night

Easton Gutierrez
Easton Gutierrez

Anyone know any new good shows I can watch? Very bored and cba gaming

Ian Clark
Ian Clark

Do any girls like getting their toes sucked?

Colton Stewart
Colton Stewart

chika screams at me when i suck his toes

Thomas Sanders
Thomas Sanders

Yeah, I heard its like getting a koi carp pedicure but better you toe sucking gimp, you make the rest of us footfags look bad btw.
When the normie cunts give us shit they do it thinking of people like you! Who like licking the cheesy dirt under toe nails.

*gives you a contemptuous glance*

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Jonathan Powell
Jonathan Powell

Not a girl and don't care about avatar fags
Sorry I've never sucked any toes. I just wondered if it felt nice for them

Adam Cruz
Adam Cruz

I had Asda tinned beef ravioli for breakfast

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Aaron Young
Aaron Young

How come? Sounds revolting, don't you have anything a bit nicer?

Hudson Rogers
Hudson Rogers

No milk
No bread
So I made do

Chips, sausages and beans for dinner.

Joshua Diaz
Joshua Diaz

I think I'll make some tiger French toast and bacon for brekkie when I wake up tomorrow night

Josiah Morgan
Josiah Morgan

add Philadelphia cheese spread especially the herb one makes it so much better

Justin Williams
Justin Williams

Don't have any pal, but I did make french toast with boursin once, that's a true game changer

John Morris
John Morris

Be celibate for 3 years
decide to go on a 1 month break from britfeel
get a shag within 4 days

jowforums.com/thread/54482236/anecdotes
Was me

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Jaxon Collins
Jaxon Collins

get a shag within 4 days
Well done. How did it happen and how old was she?

Connor Bennett
Connor Bennett

whats that? I like some pate on my toast
pate (Adrienne or pork liver)>> salted butter >>>> olive oil butter >>>>jam >>>>> chocolate spread >>>>> peanut butter

Jaxson Gray
Jaxson Gray

It's a french cream cheese with herbs through it, very tasty. Hummus on toast is good too or just loads of Irish butter like Kerrydale

Angel Gomez
Angel Gomez

12 year age gap

John Butler
John Butler

so she was either 16 (making this a larp) or she was 40

Christian Perry
Christian Perry

I'm 27, so either 15 or 39

she was 39

Just brute force tinder

Joshua Davis
Joshua Davis

that sounds like my perfect breakfast tbf lad, add a bit of cheese on em

Easton Peterson
Easton Peterson

I feel like you were just trying to prove a point to those lads that said no women find you attractive

Samuel Jenkins
Samuel Jenkins

youtube.com/watch?v=WstvBo_2OdE

John Fisher
John Fisher

I didn't need to prove a point because I knew it wasnt true anyway

absolute state of my life

Sebastian Perez
Sebastian Perez

come on then wake up

Jose Russell
Jose Russell

two roadmen back of the bus
one is currently lecturing the other on how you cant just be calling man faggots anymore because its peak
respect is given and received innit
Very progressive lads

Ayden Richardson
Ayden Richardson

SCEA's living where? Rent free in your head that's where.

Levi Lee
Levi Lee

Milky milky lemonade, 'round the back is where the chocolate's made? It's where the chocolate's made! It's where the chocolate's made!

inb4 underrated poo post

I know it is.

Lucas Bell
Lucas Bell

It appears I have the thread to myself *looks at the unguarded LARP Jar*

Camden Bell
Camden Bell

Now this, th.. THIS!!! ..is a high quality poo post.

Ian Garcia
Ian Garcia

In every sense of the word SCEA is weak and small.

Caleb Sanders
Caleb Sanders

It would have to be rent free because theres no way he could afford a monthly rent charge

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Andrew Smith
Andrew Smith

MINGE FACE MINGE FACE

Charles Long
Charles Long

JUNGLE LIFE, I'M FAR AWAY FROM NOWHERE
ON MY OWN, LIKE TARZAN BOY

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Lincoln Kelly
Lincoln Kelly

I wonder if SCEA saw Shippy as some kind of father figure? We know his actual father supports him financially, but I doubt that extends to emotional support. A child like SCEA youd want to keep at arms length regardless of whether he was yours or not. At any rate perhaps this explains SCEAs recently increased instability. Shippy taking a hiatus from /britfeel/ has robbed SCEA of yet another role model. It would explain SCEAs compulsive lying and why he craves attention, positive or negative.

Andrew King
Andrew King

OOH OOH OAOAOAOAOOA
OOH OOH OAOAOAOAOOA

Mason Bennett
Mason Bennett

Still no lucid dreams... NEED to attract the qt to me again.
I must have her!

Caleb Martin
Caleb Martin

Luv wake and bakes
Luv bed
Luv me cat
Luv Friday off
Simple as can fookin be

Thomas Wright
Thomas Wright

Sounds bloody comfy lad, have a goodun.

Noah Parker
Noah Parker

roughly two weeks ago SCEA claimed to be quitting weed and that he had a plan to go abroad and make his fortune
fast forward to now
hes rambling about killing cats and taking up boxing lessons to fight people with gfs
Might be time to have a spliff lad, youve gone wonky like.

Isaiah Gonzalez
Isaiah Gonzalez

Whatever happened? He had such a good plan!

Isaiah Butler
Isaiah Butler

Got a call from CBT crew at 08:00. Regretting saying ring whenever. Bet there'd been a cancellation i could have gone to

Austin Murphy
Austin Murphy

Dinner is in the oven lads, chicken thighs with tomatoes and asparagus, I was going to have potatoes too but I forgot to buy them. What are you lot having?

William Parker
William Parker

A bowl of porridge and chopped banana for me

Hunter Clark
Hunter Clark

Lad... it's breakfast time not dinner time...

Easton Adams
Easton Adams

anxiety and mild suicide ideation, the breakfast of the doomer.

Asher Anderson
Asher Anderson

going to have a glass of water in a minute

Thomas King
Thomas King

I've got all day to think about it

Logan Murphy
Logan Murphy

Something to eat with Sniper Bear today. Picture by me, Sacked Engineer user in the kitchen of my rented abode, Guildford, Surrey, England, on 20 September 2019

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Ethan Richardson
Ethan Richardson

is that bear covered in spunk already.

Ayden Garcia
Ayden Garcia

roughly two weeks ago SCEA claimed to be quitting weed

It was five weeks ago today actually and it wasn't a claim - today marks my fifth week of cannabis sobriety, and I don't miss it one bit. Quit alcohol last Sunday too - day five of alcohol sobriety.

I'm teetotal baby.

Ryan Allen
Ryan Allen

Would it turn your world upside down to know shippy actually loved cats.
Moni told us he has 2 cats at home

Austin Edwards
Austin Edwards

I ain't got no money
I ain't got no car to take you on a date

Zachary Kelly
Zachary Kelly

About to go to bed lads, but I've spent all today sorting out my first Wii emulation lads, and I've gotta say - getting Twilight Princess with HD textures to run on my not-high-end-but-not-potato laptop has got me the most chuffed I've been in ages.
Either ways lads, thinking on naming Linkyboy 'user' or 'Touch Me' bonus points if you get the reference and name it in the thread waheyy, but I'll take a few suggestions from the nitelads for anything witty beofre the lighties really start flooding in.

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Levi Howard
Levi Howard

what makes you think anybody gives the slightest shit

Aaron Carter
Aaron Carter

Things that killed britfeel:

Cola and orbiters
Discorders
Meetups

Wyatt Bell
Wyatt Bell

Morning lads. Any other wagies on their way to work? Decided to treat myself to a lie in so running late but , fuck it, its Friday.

Ryder Flores
Ryder Flores

You guys are funny. You let the thread die on the nights. Bait and argumentative fags in there throughout the night. Attention seekers, tranner chasers.Timmy spammers. Any spammers actually
Nights are no longer comfy IMO. Miss it desu but the fun died a good while ago, for me at least

Jonathan Anderson
Jonathan Anderson

Would it turn your world upside down to know shippy actually loved cats.

Not really but since I changed my stance on pet keeping (I consider the activity low-class and individuals that partake of questionable intellect) it wouldn't be indicative of high IQ.

Time to shower ahead of my 8.5 mile hike today.

Carson Garcia
Carson Garcia

Nothing you do is indicitive of high IQ

Lincoln Barnes
Lincoln Barnes

Nah lad, it's obvious when it's just lighties staying up past their bedtime to shit the place up. Plus the thread didn't die, it's just that it needed to fall off of Pg10 to get someone off their arse to make a new one.
Overall - you're panicing bout nout.

Easton Morris
Easton Morris

Called the cat to come in because the window cleaner is here so I needed to shut the back door. She ran down from out of the tree, she was ever further up the tree than last time I saw her in the tree, must have been about 3 or 4 meters up at least

Oliver Nelson
Oliver Nelson

whenever I coom I immediately start thinking about video games right after

Dominic Wright
Dominic Wright

TWANG - WHOOOOOOSH - THWACK

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Brandon Richardson
Brandon Richardson

No, it's regulars in there doing it.
I'm not panicking at anything user. Well I'm concerned how this place is just for people to argue, bait and spam. But that's the way it is now eh.

Brandon Williams
Brandon Williams

Death to all cats!!
Love for the ponies!!!

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Ryan Morales
Ryan Morales

There are rumors of scea being hunted, they say the sting is imminent.
tick tock

NOOOOO SHIPPY PLEaSE HELP
WAAAAA WAAAA NooOOooOOO THEYVE GOT ME
SHIPPY PLEeeEEeaSE LET ME STAY WITH YOU
WAAAAAAA WAAAA

Blake Thompson
Blake Thompson

Shouldn't be a pedo then lad

Adrian Bennett
Adrian Bennett

Someone give me a run down on SCEAs alleged instability this past week

Jack Torres
Jack Torres

Shippy left
Scea couldn't handle it

John King
John King

So lads how the fuck do I dispose of this.
These aren't all of them btw just what I can carry at once without it being too heavy.

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Landon Lewis
Landon Lewis

SCEA's got more than one victim around these parts.

Isaac Edwards
Isaac Edwards

shippy has 50 piss bottles

Easton Howard
Easton Howard

Share those yummy bottles of delicious Oasis with the wagies, for a price.

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Gavin Murphy
Gavin Murphy

scea in the thread goes WAAAAA WAAAA WAAA
WAAAA WAAAA WAAA
WAAAA WAAAA WAAA
scea in the thread goes WAAAAA WAAAA WAAA
all day long

Gavin Hughes
Gavin Hughes

Tip em down the sink ya div

Juan Perry
Juan Perry

you guys watching the area 51 streams? breddy funny. they're all just sat in cars it seems. they're off raiding in 90 mins. they've got a scheduled raid of 03:00-06:00
youtube.com/watch?v=PcxOSYmyU9w
bastards aren't reading my chat out. been trying to take the piss. should have started out nice. but they did say they'll bail out if there's guns.
on a military base. idiots. you have to say something eh

Caleb Taylor
Caleb Taylor

Ar, teetotally fucked in the head

Chase Harris
Chase Harris

I don't get why people piss in bottles on a mass scale? Are you scared to leave your room mate?

Jayden Walker
Jayden Walker

mmhmm, truly

Ayden Long
Ayden Long

I'm a tranny but yeah it feels quite relaxing actually

Nicholas Jackson
Nicholas Jackson

Would love it if SCEA and I could settle our differences with a scrap but alas, he is too scared.

Noah Baker
Noah Baker

Good morning everyone except SeethAnon who I hope dies of cancer.

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Lincoln Richardson
Lincoln Richardson

Bit early for me to be up
Dont like it
Not one bit

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Daniel Sullivan
Daniel Sullivan

It's fucking 10AM lad this is like half way through the day for me

Evan Mitchell
Evan Mitchell

Shippy got laid? Waheyyy. Nice on lad.

Jonathan Perez
Jonathan Perez

This is the middle of the night for me

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Carter Edwards
Carter Edwards

missed the window for sausage muffin again but tomorrow it's a dead cert

Cameron Myers
Cameron Myers

gutted for you user. guessing it'll take more than 25 min to get there.

Andrew Johnson
Andrew Johnson

I don't understand it either mate and I'm the one doing it it just sort of started one day and now I've nearly 100 bottles to get rid of

Carter Harris
Carter Harris

Gone of sasej muffins laddo. They keep fuckin them up. Greasy disgustin mess. More into the bacon roll me lad. Bacon roll with brown sauce. Cor.

Liam Garcia
Liam Garcia

fucking sick to death of all the military planes going overhead

some really fucking loud ones flying low

Isaiah Morris
Isaiah Morris

roll would be alright if it's lightly crispy but it tends to be a brick that's a chore to eat

Thomas Campbell
Thomas Campbell

Not at my Maccy's lad. They do them good and proper. Lovely and soft.
Chicken Legend is a disaster though.

Jonathan Perez
Jonathan Perez

good morning
*waves*

Lincoln Collins
Lincoln Collins

sup lads
im new here

quit my job and started my own business and been trapped in the house since

could just eat a sausage muffin desu

Jose Bell
Jose Bell

strawpoll.me/18667511
strawpoll.me/18667511
strawpoll.me/18667511

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Charles Gomez
Charles Gomez

get on deliveroo or whatever and see if they delver in your area

Liam Brown
Liam Brown

whats your business lad can i apply

Kayden Miller
Kayden Miller

shippy.... shippy got laid

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Henry Cruz
Henry Cruz

ring in sick
paranoid coworkers are talking shit about me
could cry

Carter Watson
Carter Watson

im literally just out of the range for ubereats

soon hopefully lad!

Ethan Hernandez
Ethan Hernandez

to be fair it could be a fat and ugly 40 yr old who would shag anything

Bentley Reed
Bentley Reed

magnum calliper cobweb cobweb turbo black-black-black berry, you want my blackberry? well you cant have it bruvvv

Coming from the warnden ends its the mc Don... don... don.... Dave OG

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Nathaniel Miller
Nathaniel Miller

BUT WAT DOES YOUR BUSINESS DO

Michael Mitchell
Michael Mitchell

resells IT, telephony and broadband services

boring shit

Chase Rogers
Chase Rogers

youtu.be/uSxwej9_xSw

Parker Murphy
Parker Murphy

How do you even resell stuff like that

Tyler Garcia
Tyler Garcia

For me?
DJ Smile youtube.com/watch?v=x7WdvzITaLk
SAFE 2 BE
ECSTASY

Hunter Reed
Hunter Reed

its ez money desu

buy wholesale for x
mark it up 30% or so
sell for y

broadband + telephony rarely breaks so you just get paid every month
IT can be a bit more time consuming

Mason Smith
Mason Smith

youtube.com/watch?v=9STeegpxSb0

youtube.com/watch?v=U3mqqio27CI

Hi homer, hows it going.

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Adam Walker
Adam Walker

But why would retards pay for this? Aren't they paying more for something they can get for cheaper if they just used Google for two seconds

Noah Wood
Noah Wood

kinda yes, but for businesses service level is more important so if you know your shit they will pay

and they get to deal with (You) rather than wait in some big call queue if something goes wrong
you'd be suprised, a lot of business's can't be arsed sorting that side of things and dealing with BT etc so if you do it for them it's ez monies

Anthony Rogers
Anthony Rogers

user.. the world of business is not for you senpai.

You do realise that everything is marked up right? Almost every ebay shop buy stuff from china warehouses and sell for a markup. You could argue that everyone should buy directly from china for cheaper since it only takes a few seconds (and a 5-10 business day wait.

it's called convenience and marketing. Good marketing is how you sell for a markup. Beats by dre headphones are 50$ headphones that sell for 300$.

Liam James
Liam James

I suppose. I don't like ripping people off though. So business is not for me.

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Owen Lee
Owen Lee

buy wholesale
How do you buy broadband wholesale?
Are you just signing them up for BT but they pay you instead and you "manage" the BT account?

Nathaniel Howard
Nathaniel Howard

Have worked in telco for past 5 years lad.
Interested to know what sort of market you're aiming for? What wholesale products you're selling.

Jaxson Green
Jaxson Green

use a partner, pay a deposit and get access to all their products (eg broadband)

and kinda, BT generally install the underlying telephone line and i use a different company to put broadband on top.

Gabriel Hughes
Gabriel Hughes

guess you were trying to reply to me

small to medium businesses's for now, and wholesale connectivity (ADSL2+, FTTC, FTTP, whatever is available) hosted telephone systems, inbound number solutions, etc

Angel Peterson
Angel Peterson

Talk talk reseller?

Austin Perry
Austin Perry

It's not ripping off if the customer feels that they havent been ripped off. That's just very good marketing. The marketing is worth the markup according to the customer

Take these examples

Buy a Gucci handbag for 3500. Extreme markup but the percieved prestige of the bag makes it worth it for whoever buys it
Buy 1GB download and upload internet for 200 a month. You can get way cheaper prices but if the marketing pledges such as no downtime and instant customer service line gives the cuistomer piece of mind then its worth it to them
The value of things is the value of how much people are willing to spend. If people are willing to part with their money for your service then its not really a ripoff, is it? I trust that most customers can make the decision for themselves whether its worth it.

And if they dont shop around then.. you know what they say... some mothers do have em. Theres one born every minute. Most people are just shit with money and blow it with little regard to the consequences.

Jayden Reyes
Jayden Reyes

not talktalk as theyre shite, but did use them for leased lines back in the day

Luke Hill
Luke Hill

whenever I mess up at work someone else gets blamed for it. I think it's because I'm a minimum wage employee so it's like I have no responsibility

Alexander Reyes
Alexander Reyes

I get blamed for everything at my job lad.
I've had 5 disciplinaries in a year.

Evan Murphy
Evan Murphy

user where do you buy your internet services in wholesale Iv tried to do this before and failed??

Elijah Wood
Elijah Wood

Im not user im just someone chatting shit about marketing, you want this guy

Isaiah Clark
Isaiah Clark

I'm really interested in hearing your story if you're willing to share. I've worked front line shit telco jobs for years and an interested in your tale.

Jose Roberts
Jose Roberts

So you have like a reseller panel to place the orders and then the reseller sends out the router etc?
Buy 1GB download and upload internet for 200 a month
You can get way cheaper prices
Where? I've looked at leased line before and been quoted about 350/month.

Gabriel Brown
Gabriel Brown

Don't you usually get fired after like 3 in a row, let alone 5?

Josiah Ramirez
Josiah Ramirez

just google channel partners and you'll find a bunch

pretty boring desu, worked in telco for 10 years, had good job etc but wanted to do it my own, helps if your name is already known in the industry a little, sign up with channel partner and advertise your services, if your lucky you'll get a few clients and go from there

usually i do wires only (no router) then provide the router myself and preconfigure it etc which i can also sell with a markup

Easton Collins
Easton Collins

I meant a customer line. Hyperoptic in particular charges 40 a month for 1000 Up 1000 Down but the caveat is they only do apartment buildings as its cheaper to install.

Joseph Jenkins
Joseph Jenkins

user how to start partnership need to earn some extra monies about to get kicked out and need to stop being a neet

Jaxon Brooks
Jaxon Brooks

Alri lads, been on holiday the last couple weeks. What's the latest on Timmy these days, is he still in hospital?

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Jack Morgan
Jack Morgan

dont know user

Caleb Kelly
Caleb Kelly

whole body is sore desu

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Jose Kelly
Jose Kelly

where you been lad?

Tyler Ross
Tyler Ross

I keep threatening to sue them and they get scared

Samuel Perez
Samuel Perez

Was supposed to go the gym last night but instead I got chippy wippy

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Jeremiah Moore
Jeremiah Moore

What router do you provide?
Hyperoptic
Seems they only cover a very small area of london atm, couldn't see anywhere else on their coverage map.
TalkTalk are doing gbit for 25 quid a month but only in a small area of yorkshire. Would link to it but...
An error occurred during a connection to www.talktalk.co.uk. Peer's Certificate has been revoked. Error code: SEC_ERROR_REVOKED_CERTIFICATE

Ayden Price
Ayden Price

What from mate? Legs sore here from running for first time in two weeks.

Luis Hall
Luis Hall

full body workout yesterday went very hard woke up today could barely get out of bed

Oliver Peterson
Oliver Peterson

Mine too desu, although I was awake for 25 hours yesterday then got 3 hours of sleep

Zachary Diaz
Zachary Diaz

Good stuff user, trick to beat that is keep at it.

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Matthew Martinez
Matthew Martinez

Haha Preusse, you're so funny man, you should be a comedian, god damn
Unfortunately I am, but I just hide behind the tears of a clown

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Carter Torres
Carter Torres

that wasn't a feelpost btw

Jace Bennett
Jace Bennett

have to get the train the middlesbrough tomorrow afternoon ew ew

Landon Cook
Landon Cook

state of public transport mongs

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Henry Harris
Henry Harris

Michiganon here
fuck Ohio and fuck Wisconsin

Jeremiah Carter
Jeremiah Carter

I used to get them evey few months. Nothing happened.

Wyatt Powell
Wyatt Powell

My bum hole area aches for some reason and no I didn't insert anything up there

Jaxon Howard
Jaxon Howard

"Who motivates the motivator?"
"Fassad, it has to go, he knows it sooner or later."
"Smile for cameras all okay..."
"But tommorrow is another day he must get through."

youtube.com/watch?v=z4CXD5cdhcc

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Connor Carter
Connor Carter

Love ohio myself.

Ian Myers
Ian Myers

If they fall way
I'll stay with you
But do as I say and not as I do
Trust me
You'll see
All I want is what is best for you

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Gavin Morgan
Gavin Morgan

why do you love ohio lad?

Aiden Allen
Aiden Allen

The guns

Wyatt Martinez
Wyatt Martinez

i hate it so much but can't afford a car ;_;

Jack Stewart
Jack Stewart

Why does Seethe Seether get so buttblasted if you bring up mental problems? Is it because he's a fat ginger nonce?

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Camden Morales
Camden Morales

depends on the requirements, usually a draytek 2860

Adrian Price
Adrian Price

every other state in the union has guns
what makes ohio's guns so special?

Ryder Barnes
Ryder Barnes

I wish I could meet one of those women who has a fetish for taking young men's virginities.

Parker Gutierrez
Parker Gutierrez

Do you mind if I take you home tonight?
Stay another day, if that's okay
Tell me baby
Would you mind if I take you home with me?
Where no one can see
So don't be shy

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Isaiah Peterson
Isaiah Peterson

hate it when you click on a really nice looking collection of books but it turns out it's just a promo image for a kindle bundle

John Jenkins
John Jenkins

Canada lad, was lovely

Cameron Lopez
Cameron Lopez

Right lads i'm off on me 8.5mile hike, good day for it. Sithee.

Chase Harris
Chase Harris

gib canada gf

Owen Lewis
Owen Lewis

open-carrystate

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Aaron Bell
Aaron Bell

Michigan is an open carry state too, as is every other state in the Midwest to some capacity besides Illinois i think

Connor Hill
Connor Hill

I saw a surprisingly high amount of qts working construction actually, you'd never see women working that job here

Ryan Sanchez
Ryan Sanchez

really get him going by saying you're stoned and petting your cat. he loves that as well

Jackson Robinson
Jackson Robinson

Found a computer at work where the new firewall/anti-virus hasn't been installed

I booked a half day off at work but on the rota it says I'm in from 12-2pm rather than 12-4pm so I'll be leaving at 2

Got a call from a recruiter, meeting them on Tuesday

Jayden Myers
Jayden Myers

Michiganlid, did you get to wrestle in school?

Jayden Butler
Jayden Butler

Jeff Bezos received your e-mail and asked that I respond on his behalf, taking any action necessary to assist you.

Yuri is carrying out hit number: 17
Your hit is number: 28

tick tock you fat ginger nonce

Jonathan Gray
Jonathan Gray

no i didn't get to wrestle in school

Nathaniel Thompson
Nathaniel Thompson

Well that sounds shit. I think Ohio might win out for me then.

Jason Stewart
Jason Stewart

I miss easy scene girls lads, sigh

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Jose Stewart
Jose Stewart

If you miss them that much, why don't you become one and you'll be able to see one in the mirror every single day

Samuel Wright
Samuel Wright

Thanks for turning off your name and tripcode Moni

Andrew Flores
Andrew Flores

for various reasons I need the next few months to last as long as possible
what do I do?

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Kevin Carter
Kevin Carter

Be NEET. Experience real time.

Blake Rogers
Blake Rogers

take lots of ketamine and acid to warp your perception of time

Michael Roberts
Michael Roberts

on the phones today
will gladly do bare minimum (less even) before leaving

John Peterson
John Peterson

looking for solo tabletop wargames desu but all of them are just like boardgames where you put tokens down

I like playing games with miniatures and scenery an that desu

Wyatt Clark
Wyatt Clark

Do lots of different things every day. When you look back at how much you did in a few months time, it will seem like forever ago.

Chase Thompson
Chase Thompson

hate milk
love cheese

simple as

Nolan Hughes
Nolan Hughes

Can't you buy one of those board games and just buy models separately and use them instead of tokens?

Isaiah Gonzalez
Isaiah Gonzalez

Turn on BBC Radio 2 and listen to Jeremy Vine. It's the key to percieved imortality if you can bare it.

Logan Parker
Logan Parker

This
The reason time "speeds up" as we get older is because we get used to the mundane.
For instance my job involves me walking around in circles for 8 hours. Imagine someone telling you lads that first thing when you woke up:
Alright lad today you've got to walk around for 8 hours
It would seem like torture, but because I've been doing it for so long 8 hours feels like 2.
Your brain "cancels out" the monotony to stop you from going insane, so if you vary your life time will slow down.

Sebastian Allen
Sebastian Allen

god I hate that guys voice

Dominic Bailey
Dominic Bailey

for various reasons I need the next few months to last as long as possible
what do I do?
There was a BBC doc on this with a Prof (foreign looking) doin summin mad like standin on his head on subway etc everyday and seeing how it changed his perception of time and made memory easier; unfortunately can't see to find but i swear was a panorama.

Kevin Powell
Kevin Powell

I know lol we have Radio 2 in work and I honestly like Ken Bruce but anything after that is just droll.

Jason Gray
Jason Gray

I'll start making an effort lid, the past few months has felt like a week because I've been playing vidya all day

Liam Sanchez
Liam Sanchez

Jow Forums randomly saying I'm banned but then on the ban page saying I'm not

fucking MESS hiro

Noah Cox
Noah Cox

I'm only bloody eating Jammy Dodgers again lads haha!

Jaxson Harris
Jaxson Harris

what I mean is, I like tabletop games where you set up models amongst scenery and it looks like a diorama.

these boardgame ones are all abstracted, where you put a token on a tile that represents a game mechanic, if that makes sense, so there's no point in having models on the board

Jackson Wilson
Jackson Wilson

another day of not being chikas bf

Kevin Scott
Kevin Scott

finally gone and changed language settings on firefox to the Queen's English lads, none of this yank spell checking shit every time I say stuff like colour or yoghurt or colonisation or metre.

Xavier Rogers
Xavier Rogers

If I buy some, will you play with me?

Caleb Scott
Caleb Scott

changed language
nice one bro

Colton Green
Colton Green

Anyone play Darksiders 2 and if so di you lose will to live during Karkinos?

Cooper Watson
Cooper Watson

Should I just walk out of work today? I can't be bothered, lads. I started a grievance but they're just going to yell at me for opening a "pointless grievance" and threaten to take me to a disciplinary for wasting their time. I hate being a wagie. Wish I could just make big quids on roulette or something dumb.

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Bentley Ramirez
Bentley Ramirez

and threaten to take me to a disciplinary for wasting their time

Record that convo and take them to a tribunal

Ryder Bell
Ryder Bell

there's some climate change protest going on down the road. they keep shouting. bit annoying

Sebastian Robinson
Sebastian Robinson

how much ket can I get wi this

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Matthew Price
Matthew Price

to work out today or just sit around wanking and watching tv
hmm

Liam Hall
Liam Hall

can't wait till I get my next bennies payment so I can splurge it on worthless shite

Grayson Reyes
Grayson Reyes

I've already recorded several of the stupid things they've said lads hheehehe
"We're going to change ACAS"
lmao

Carter Barnes
Carter Barnes

got mine next week \o/

Parker Carter
Parker Carter

Lads, dilema.
So I've got 2 assignments in for 4pm today. Probably won't even finish one. Not started the other, there's no way I'll finish that whatsoever.
Got paid today though, having a rough few months. Meds are wearing off, might need a higher dose.
Do I either:
try and finish 1 assignment
OR
go and get a lovely pizza and wallow in self pity in a quiet restraunt alone eating pizza and drinking cola?

Julian Taylor
Julian Taylor

Got mine an hour or two ago. Off to he shop for some Warhammer.

Nolan Phillips
Nolan Phillips

Nail the one then go on a bender mate. Whenever I did that I was always surprised at the grade.

Ayden Ortiz
Ayden Ortiz

That's the mugs option

If you're not happy at work, just do a lousy job and keep getting paid until they fire you

Bentley Walker
Bentley Walker

Time for pizza wizza lad, get something nice

James Gomez
James Gomez

Lad I have work at 5 til 10. Trying to pick up 2g today which will be a pain but I'm going to get incredibly drunk and then smoke a bit.
Just want a metiorite to hit right now tbqh, so I have no choice in the matter.

Zachary Carter
Zachary Carter

...general's turned to shit, huh...don't forget about me, kid...theorised observation by and of me Fake Shipanon on 20 September 2019

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Asher Phillips
Asher Phillips

Fair enough geez. In that case Pizza and hope they let ya resubmit. It ain't the end of the wold to pick up a module extra next year.

Brody Jenkins
Brody Jenkins

Why did ShipAnon leave

Tyler Young
Tyler Young

Where do you work mate?

Dylan Nguyen
Dylan Nguyen

Where do you work? Finish the first one at least to 80 percent better than nothing?

Parker Sanders
Parker Sanders

No idea mate, but you can get plenty of Kitkat multi packs at B&M for that dosh.

Ayden Howard
Ayden Howard

where do you work ladino

Eli Turner
Eli Turner

Not him but, doubt he did. Probably another attention seeking gimmick.
He'll be back with a great story to tell

Caleb Gomez
Caleb Gomez

I probably wont leave, I needed a break for a week because I spend too much time here. I've read more books in the past 3 days and watched more films than in the rest of the year combined. I just need to make sure I spend no more than an hour a day here.

Anything I've missed since Sunday?

Hudson Hughes
Hudson Hughes

Anyone here Sout West? Thinking of arranging a meet in a few months or so as have never been to one.

Benjamin Rodriguez
Benjamin Rodriguez

My favourite so far. They throw in some steampunk elements with a horseless wagon and flying pirate ship. Some fun new characters especially the braindead zombie girl. Kevin Sorbo gets more screen time too.

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Christian Ortiz
Christian Ortiz

Last time I left for 3-4 days I came back telling the (true) story of how I met will smith

Nicholas Brown
Nicholas Brown

The Russia vs Japan is actually p decent so far

Henry Nelson
Henry Nelson

Just got back from the caravan lids. Was a comfy week. But feels good to be back home to my cats and vidya.

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Logan Mitchell
Logan Mitchell

parents forcing me to go back to work because ive been off while they were away :(

Ian Phillips
Ian Phillips

classic helper xD pizza wizza lol

Ryder Cox
Ryder Cox

Might just get food 1 hour before I go into my work. We do really nice food tbqh, cheesy garlic bread, pepsi and chips. And it'd save me 15 quids.

Nolan Lee
Nolan Lee

what films did you watch? What was that woman like?

Jack Adams
Jack Adams

the I's have it. aye eye ayeaye craptain

Jason Cruz
Jason Cruz

Yikes lads, about to sign onto universal credit.

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Blake Perry
Blake Perry

Swear you've done this ten times already, you have no social life lad, /pol/ and here are your only "friends".
State of you.

Jayden Myers
Jayden Myers

mfw i get a pizza wizza

WOMFY lol xD

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Hudson Garcia
Hudson Garcia

take caffine pill work out ten mins ago
oh way no l've changed my mind l want to be lazy

Oliver Lee
Oliver Lee

Anything I've missed since Sunday?
Nah

Anthony Bailey
Anthony Bailey

American dream, croupier, iron lady again, day after tomorrow. Read the road to Wigan pier and a bit of the bible (gideons) when I was in the hotel. She was alright, a bit chavvy, quite keen, a fair bit older than me.

Ayden Morgan
Ayden Morgan

using the me gusta meme

What is this? 2010?

Wyatt Bailey
Wyatt Bailey

Sounds like a good few days. Oh SCEA is going on about killing cats and posting animal gore now btw

Oliver Collins
Oliver Collins

lol we got a SeEtHiE WeEthIE loooool!!! you got da ragey wageys???? xD

Isaac Davis
Isaac Davis

Was she aware you advocate the rape of children and your animal buse?

Brayden Richardson
Brayden Richardson

a fair bit older than me
Abysmal conversation then, only talks about Love Island?

Kevin Nguyen
Kevin Nguyen

I recall he mentioned a hatred of cats before, mentioning toxoplasmosis.

Had to go to High Wycombe for work on Tuesday and walked past planet timmy on my way to the station, roxy is still there, the vile builders were at work.

Got a Jamaican taxi driver in bristol, he was very civilised though and friendly, we spoke a lot about life on the road, gave him 1.90 tip

Benjamin Bell
Benjamin Bell

alright poofter nonces

you bunch of trannies

Lucas Garcia
Lucas Garcia

any cute lads want to have sex with me

Lincoln Collins
Lincoln Collins

stay mad. the builders finally can work in peace

Luis Robinson
Luis Robinson

it's another "person who has been working here less than a month just walks out" episode

I wonder if this is common or just at my workplace

Henry Parker
Henry Parker

supposed to sign on in an hour
quite fancy 30 minutes kip
playing with fire

Andrew Stewart
Andrew Stewart

state of the Area 51 'raid'

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Brandon Walker
Brandon Walker

Arrange to have a sofa taken to the skip with someone on Gumtree
Arrange to collect it at 2pm
Just phoned me to say her van has broken down

Fuck sake, she better knock some money off.

Charles Wright
Charles Wright

Must be a proper shit job lad

Hudson Jenkins
Hudson Jenkins

been a fun morning.
there was 1 streamer who went off somewhere different. saw some lights and walked past a gate on a dirt track. now his video has been removed. everyone elese's stuff is still up there. think he got busted desu.kek

Logan Bailey
Logan Bailey

newly minted wh*te supervisor at work had the nerve to ask me if I was having any trouble with my call because I left it in wrap-up for 5 minutes while I sort everyone out

Took a "comfort" break 10 minutes before the end of my shift to call back an prospective employer (another recruitment one), at least this is a credit controller role

Dylan Long
Dylan Long

here's a video of the "raid" youtube.com/watch?v=KmhNnPMLD2M

Christopher Morgan
Christopher Morgan

why brit feel so racist?

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Ryan Wood
Ryan Wood

I am in Italy for a wedding boys. I am the best man. Gotta do a speech etc.

Ryan Stewart
Ryan Stewart

You getting wed yourself in the future? I saw you make some posts about preparing for a wedding and assumed it was your own, although maybe you meant this one.

Was selected as best man once but they never got married in the end, enjoy it lad

Ryan Brooks
Ryan Brooks

This r9k is so fucking infested with normies

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Colton Wright
Colton Wright

only gone and missed japan vs russia lads fuck sake eh

Carter Bell
Carter Bell

weddings are gay. i refuse to go to any

Samuel Bailey
Samuel Bailey

how are the locals meant to understand you

Benjamin Murphy
Benjamin Murphy

*walks around the thread with his knob poking out of his shorts*

Christopher Butler
Christopher Butler

Wow, those Japanese lads have nice tans...

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Isaac Green
Isaac Green

"We Stormed Area 51 (Not Clickbait)"
doesn't actually storm Area 51 at all
"(Not Clickbait)"

Eli Sanchez
Eli Sanchez

U absolute fanny hang yer hand in shame

Nolan Anderson
Nolan Anderson

Another kerrrrraaaazy BN gimmick haha!

Tyler Sanchez
Tyler Sanchez

Alright lads just eating myself to death again LOL!
Any Tim updates?

Jacob Rodriguez
Jacob Rodriguez

Alright lads just eating myself to death again LOL!
Give us a nibble hmmm your ear tastes like poo
Any Tim updates?
I heard through the grape vine that he is shagging one of the nurses

Brayden Lewis
Brayden Lewis

Bit annoyed nobody's went and broke him out yet desu I'd do it myself only I currently live in China teaching English to fat smelly chinks

Blake Richardson
Blake Richardson

hahahaha fuck you
you would be arrested

Cooper Williams
Cooper Williams

Just overheard my old asian neighbour getting a telling off because her front garden hedge is too big.

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Nolan Diaz
Nolan Diaz

here's your 16 year old gf lads

what? I thought you liked teenage girls?

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Lincoln Jackson
Lincoln Jackson

She looks like she does mega stinky farts. That's how she is saving the environment. One stinky, egg salad fart at a time. I reckon she smells like shaved chorizo covered pubes left to rot in the sun.

Bentley Morris
Bentley Morris

uploaded Timmy's nudes to Imagefap lads

imagefap.com/pictures/8328123/Sexy-Englishman-Timothy-James-Byrne-from-High-Wycombe

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William Diaz
William Diaz

theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2019/sep/20/monogamous-man-in-a-three-way-relationship

Nathan Reed
Nathan Reed

what? I thought you liked teenage girls?
I don't. They are boring immature mongs

Thomas Fisher
Thomas Fisher

You're banned from the top shaggers club, mate.

Grayson Sullivan
Grayson Sullivan

i was in a bando you were in a party trying to go home with a whore

Oliver Bennett
Oliver Bennett

These threads have been really, really bad recently lads. No wonder it's so quiet.

Isaiah King
Isaiah King

These threads have been really, really bad recently lads.
What's so bad about the thread?

Jace White
Jace White

maybe everyone left to go raid area 51

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Michael Lewis
Michael Lewis

fucking hell. this is dire. The thread genuinely has is dying. Time for me to try out reddit or another normie forum

Dominic Moore
Dominic Moore

this happened last weekend and it was great.
quiet /britfeel/> shitty gimmick /britfeel/
best thing to happen in here in years IMO

Luis Scott
Luis Scott

Just spent 2 pounds on scratchcards and won nothing, so disappointed.

Easton King
Easton King

I do prefer a quiet thread over shitty gimmics tbf. Just worried that people are going to stop posting altogether

Charles Hernandez
Charles Hernandez

2016 britfeel, now that was prime thread.

Austin Sanchez
Austin Sanchez

please fuck off dude, nobody wants you here

Landon Clark
Landon Clark

Wait why what have I done?

Jordan Reed
Jordan Reed

I have tried a number of different Mayonnaise brands, and I can confirm that Bramwells Mayonnaise from the jar is the best.

Caleb Gutierrez
Caleb Gutierrez

l aint ever leaving

Samuel Green
Samuel Green

You know you little bitch, you fucking know

Leo Parker
Leo Parker

stop being a bully lad. its not on

Aaron Smith
Aaron Smith

would making a secret /uk/ thread help?

Dylan Barnes
Dylan Barnes

She? You gonna help her carry it?

Liam Ortiz
Liam Ortiz

go away sun its september

Ethan Flores
Ethan Flores

i just long for comfy, and i'm breddy gullable so fall for all the bait and then chimp out when i get baited even more. and then get baited more.
/thread

Austin Evans
Austin Evans

Saints v Bournemouth tonight lads. then Pompey vs Saints on tuesday! bloody hell are we in for some #SouthCoastKino these next few days

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Justin Davis
Justin Davis

and i'm breddy gullable so fall for all the bait and then chimp out when i get baited even more. and then get baited more.
I fall for bait now and again. Try to basically ignore anyone that is blatantly trying to cause an argument or seems exceptionally stupid, because a lot of the time its bait

Ayden Ramirez
Ayden Ramirez

They have pepe gifs on wechat. The chinese call him sad frog.
Didn't get laid. Got really bad blue balls and the right nut feels lile it will fall off. Pain up into my stomach.

Brayden Fisher
Brayden Fisher

chika post nudes to save britfeel

Elijah Green
Elijah Green

haha this is a feeling I can empathise with, chad

Jaxson Edwards
Jaxson Edwards

I'm actually addicted to watching Dragon's Den. But I'm not sure that's a bad thing

Owen Myers
Owen Myers

You've got the wrong person, swear down.

Connor Rodriguez
Connor Rodriguez

ah i'm not that good at spotting the argumentative one's till i'm a few posts in thinking they're not leaving this alone.
trying to post less nowadays, get back to lurk mode eh and wait for the weekends

Ryder Gomez
Ryder Gomez

*takes the keys for the britfeel zafira from the safe*

alright lads, off for a spin down to the precinct. Anyone want to ride along?

Adam Powell
Adam Powell

No you won't sunshine
*swallows key for the steering wheel lock"

David Ortiz
David Ortiz

*trips over the holy grail and smashes his face into amelia earhart's aeroplane*

ow fuck who's left this shit here

Jason Parker
Jason Parker

*chucks hitler's missing bollock at your head*

clumsy plonker

Jonathan Morgan
Jonathan Morgan

Thanks mate, what the fuck am I going to show at britfeel circle time now?!

Kayden Howard
Kayden Howard

Pay extra for Amazon next day delivery to arrive today
Package is delayed and won't arrive until next Monday at the earliest.
How is this allowed? I've wasted 4.99 on postage.

Jonathan Thompson
Jonathan Thompson

did self harm when I was drunk last night and it made me feel better aha

Owen Brown
Owen Brown

I just did a big poo and I feel better

Wyatt Nguyen
Wyatt Nguyen

You seem a sound lad. Try not to let the seethers get to you

Logan Gray
Logan Gray

fucking hell anons french is an ugly sounding language

youtube.com/watch?v=Y90cC4qPgq4

god my fucking ears

Jayden Lopez
Jayden Lopez

:( no not pls

Jace Ortiz
Jace Ortiz

can't wait for work to end so I can go home and do fuck all for 2 days

Brayden Martin
Brayden Martin

Standing outside the statue of eros for the /britfeel/ meet. Where is everyone?

Jaxson Harris
Jaxson Harris

*uses a powerful magnet to extract it from you*
*realises there was another key for it on the same king ring as the car keys*
*realises the lock wasnt on*

Lucas Lopez
Lucas Lopez

Right, for everyone complaining about the state of the thread, you can all shut up now. Im here. user.

Nolan Garcia
Nolan Garcia

T-Minus 30 minutes lad. Cant wait, booked the Monday off and all

Hudson Morales
Hudson Morales

Right, for everyone complaining about the state of the feed and seed, you can all shut up now. Im here. Sneed.

Lucas Morris
Lucas Morris

18.48 for 20 camel blue and a lighter in a shop in piccadilly circus.
what the fuck. What on earth

William Sanchez
William Sanchez

dog almost broke my fucking laptop the little shit

Connor Mitchell
Connor Mitchell

he can't stop sucking on cancer sticks

Levi Rivera
Levi Rivera

wish summer would just piss off lads, simple as

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Colton Mitchell
Colton Mitchell

Wish you would suck me off
Simple as

Dylan Brown
Dylan Brown

bit gay tbqh mate

Carson Stewart
Carson Stewart

about 10 bong for marlboro up norf lad

lmao shut up nerd
*blows smoke from his lambert and butler in your face*

Cooper Stewart
Cooper Stewart

Not if you wear a dress and call yourself Barbara!

Sebastian Allen
Sebastian Allen

Usually pay about 12 quid. What a mark up. They weren't even sealed. Now I'm wondering if they are counterfeit.

Logan Myers
Logan Myers

And so the journey comes to an end. A hit and miss finale that cant quite like up to it's ambition but still a success considering it's made by an indie studio in Utah that relies on Kickstarter money. All round a comfy series and l've enjoyed watching them all.

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Caleb James
Caleb James

10 bong for a 20 of Marlboro in the South West too. If you paid more for counterfeit cigarettes then you're the official britfeel rube. You're the guy that pays more because a car has road experience

Asher Ward
Asher Ward

For me, it's duty free tobacco my mum got me

Xavier Roberts
Xavier Roberts

Corr the threads still gojng even after I've come bsck from work.

Bought aldi essentials scones instead of more nicer ones and it was a mistake lads

Lincoln Reed
Lincoln Reed

Just got back from running a conference lads, it's time to drink, smoke and game.

Levi Young
Levi Young

make yer own scones laddo, they taste lush warm and fresh out the oven

Gavin Harris
Gavin Harris

prime users are prioritised over plebs like you

William Morales
William Morales

have a dream that l'm being attacked and a guy is gonna jump on me
wake up throwing punches like Scrappy-Doo

Angel Bennett
Angel Bennett

meeting Chinese girl at Picadilly Circus
didn't actually realise that's the nearest station to China Town

uh oh

Nathaniel Garcia
Nathaniel Garcia

Based. My mum gets me weed and she is getting me some lighters the next time she goes shopping

Zachary Edwards
Zachary Edwards

Do you get lighters with the cannabis leaf on them

Leo Miller
Leo Miller

Luv me dog I do oh she's do beautiful she is

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Noah Ward
Noah Ward

How's the degree helping you stack shelves?

Jonathan Green
Jonathan Green

No degree yet!

Isaac Peterson
Isaac Peterson

nah just whatever ones are available. I'm currently using one with a unicorn on because it was the only lighter my mate had spare lol

Hunter Flores
Hunter Flores

It's 10 - 15 quid on the gram round by me.

Cooper Edwards
Cooper Edwards

Why yes, we are going to go 3rd level on point with Manchester City tonight. How could you tell?

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William Baker
William Baker

*sips* Feel like there hasnt been proper good ket in this country since 2014

Ethan Wood
Ethan Wood

I'm not the cooking type unfortunately. I should practice to be honest

Jeremiah Kelly
Jeremiah Kelly

Thats a cute dog user, would give it plenty of pats

Evan Nelson
Evan Nelson

Just had to push past a very aggravated boomer and his wife after they tried to shove their way in front of me on the bus. Only the strong survive.

Luke Anderson
Luke Anderson

this constant tinnitus is doing my tits in. should have phoned the dr's this morning. mummy says might be a ear infection.
going to get a taxi down to sainsburys for beer and food. might also just go to the petrol station bit so as not to encounter many people.
hate going out.
blog over

Luke Reed
Luke Reed

For me? Its a trip to the pub with the lads, spliffs at mine afters, and once they all fuck off Im having a bloody good wank.

William Bennett
William Bennett

If you are the lad who put olive oil in his ears Id like to say I bloody well told you so.

Joshua Brooks
Joshua Brooks

Looks a bit like the fella in the middle is wearing a sombrero

Juan Ward
Juan Ward

i wouldn't do that user. i've used that otex stuff in the past as i do have ear wax issues. i did know somebody that used olive oil and heated it up on a spoon on the radiator. fugg that. i'm daft but i'm not that daft

Jason Williams
Jason Williams

had a McDonald's binge last night
woke up today at 10.30 am
browse internet, drink coffee
have retailcuck job interview and realise I have left it too late so I just go in to central London instead and skip the gym
go for my usual walk on a hot and sunny day while listening to Cumtown
read 67 pages of a pop-history book in the library
walk more
now drinking coffee
unsure what I'll eat tonight (probably KFC)

Not much to say today. I saw one GigaStacey yesterday on my usual walk and a few Staceys today, which was demoralising.

If I made even 50k, I could save lots of money each montj. I feel bad for not having even 30k in the bank. Not even 10k. I worry that my meek ugly beta charismaless nature dooms me to not even getting to middle management. People in the UK truly find people like me repulsive. If I worked minimum wage while living with my parents, I'd save much more than what I will save from my next job.

I felt bad when reading the pop-his book because I don't even have the patience to write something like that. I don't have any intense interest in any period of history.

I thought about seeing Ad Astra but I feel pathetic for giving rich Hollywood people living in paradise my money unless it's tip top kino.

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Cameron Gray
Cameron Gray

senor ings

John Perry
John Perry

speaking of.
tastes no better than a rustlers burger, I don't know what I was expecting

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Lucas Walker
Lucas Walker

Yeah you're deffo the type to listen to cumtown

Sebastian Wright
Sebastian Wright

tastes no better than a rustlers burger
Cant say I agree with you lad, love Maccies, not a massive fan of Rustlers

Easton Adams
Easton Adams

Wonder whos banging Lauren tomlin these days?

Asher Wood
Asher Wood

Glad to hear it lad. Hope your ears get sorted out, tinnitus is a fooking nightmare

Adam Sullivan
Adam Sullivan

check out the victorians

Julian Phillips
Julian Phillips

all green on the climate strike day
pottery

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Jonathan Ward
Jonathan Ward

I like their breakfasts, but that's probably because there's relatively little to compare it to
if I ever go to the states I'll try ihop and waffle house and all that shit

Angel Smith
Angel Smith

How long does it usually take for a job to get back to you after an interview??

Every job I've got I was told got it at the end of the interview. Fuck sake I really wanted this job.

Luke Perez
Luke Perez

i've had it for decades but never all day long. well this is all week long now.

Isaac Brown
Isaac Brown

if they don't tell you you've got it at the interview itself then don't get your hopes up

Logan Perry
Logan Perry

Have only had one job interview and they got back to me the next day to say Id got it. Dont think thats the norm though, they were looking to hire someone quickly I think

Cooper King
Cooper King

got a friend request a couple days ago off a lad from primary school. oohhh im getting popular lads.

Colton Morris
Colton Morris

Go to china town and get hotpot. Very fun lad.

Jason Allen
Jason Allen

Went into my local city today and there was one of them there don't ruin the climate dealies. Gotta say lads, I was surprised but there was some prime minge there. Also saw a real life tranny which was a novelty.

Andrew Perez
Andrew Perez

Andrew? I'm going to come find you.

Parker Jones
Parker Jones

sounds lovely mate, usually can't deal with the lads after a hectic day at work so i'll be seeing them saturday and sunday. Chill one on me own tonight.

Robert Garcia
Robert Garcia

Got a kitten today lads, ginger little fella and the runt of the litter, but we love him regardless. Think I will name him SCEA

Julian Williams
Julian Williams

somebody knocks on the door
just sat here again.

Josiah Parker
Josiah Parker

Answer the door lad, whats the worst that could happen?

Angel Turner
Angel Turner

Don't be silly, nobody does or could ever love SCEA.

Brandon Clark
Brandon Clark

Bit of a dead thread desu

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Angel Young
Angel Young

Bazza rampaging through China Town on the hunt for a nonce named Andrew

John Cooper
John Cooper

tfw tried hard to do things today but still bored and sad

Asher Garcia
Asher Garcia

Right Chika Masala, how are you posting that pic and not a nonce?

James James
James James

On a big healthy drive recently fellas. 13 days off porn/alcohol/cocaine/gambling/everything.

Gunna make some spaghetti with chicken, chickpeas, peas and kidney beans.. I call it the brainlet surprise. Whatever is in my cupboard.

14 days of eating clean, 30 mins exercise bike, weights every other day, no porn, no beer, no drugs, no gambling, socialising every day(been difficult), reading every day and meditating everyday has made my mood go from a 2/10 alcoholic to 8/10.

Ill be a normie by Christmas at this rate. I realised alcohol is the cause of all my life problems despite my alcoholic brain thinking it was the solution. Fuck booze its for losers

Joshua Murphy
Joshua Murphy

whats the worst that could happen?
an interaction with somebody.

Matthew Rogers
Matthew Rogers

do things like what lod?

Christian Myers
Christian Myers

Bus was late this week too, need zero delays from this point forward if I'm going to get to FNM on time

Good news is that my Ultimate Guard Boulder arrived and I've slotted my Tron deck into it, which I've then slotted into my Ultimate Guard Twin deck box

Hoping to go at least 3-1

Julian Robinson
Julian Robinson

Tbh, based
I am also living the no-drink life
Keep it up

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Jayden Flores
Jayden Flores

Your farts must be pretty potent. Clear ziploc bag, 50p in-side, fart into the bag, seal. leave at a bus stop and record peoples reactions. Like happy slapping but with farts.

Thomas Torres
Thomas Torres

pick a fucking thread will ya?

Carson Rogers
Carson Rogers

The thing is, not everyone who drinks...goes on a fucking coke binge like you. Dont blame your problems on drink itself, blame it on your weak character.

Carson Watson
Carson Watson

No one say anything, its happiness depends on (You)s

Kayden Smith
Kayden Smith

how/where do you socialise, lad?

Elijah White
Elijah White

Never really had a problem with alcohol because I go out drinking once a month at most. But I might try this lads approach for wanking, weed, and cigarettes

Camden Sanders
Camden Sanders

wish l had some weed tbqh

Samuel Sanchez
Samuel Sanchez

Good news is that my Ultimate Guard Boulder arrived and I've slotted my Tron deck into it, which I've then slotted into my Ultimate Guard Twin deck box
yer speakin a different language here, wtf are you on about

Sebastian Diaz
Sebastian Diaz

watch out as it may respond to you. stay safe user

Ryder King
Ryder King

I stopped doing this thing two weeks ago after many years and anyone who still does it is a fucking loser
I think the main problem is you, fren. The true Chad is a friend to all.

Luis Anderson
Luis Anderson

*yum yum*

They're Magic the Gathering/TCG accessorial, deck boxes, top of the range

Ian Wood
Ian Wood

I'm a simple man with simple dreams. I don't want for much. I think to be truly happy all I would need is to have Poleaboo's MtG cards in my hands. I would feverishly rip some up, piss on some, and then put the rest in the bin and light them on fire. To see his little face twisted with anguish, shock, and horror... well, that would really make me a content man.

Jason Lee
Jason Lee

getting sick of seeing this sulking 16 year old climate change spastic girl desu

Kayden Evans
Kayden Evans

Booze was the start of my life going downhill because it provides a cheap fix of dopamine rather than working towards real goals. Thats why its easy to piss your life away drunk. Because motivation goes out the window. You end up postiong on r9k full of malice and anger. Sound familiar?

Brody Torres
Brody Torres

Why yes, we do have the biggest stadium in South East England. How could you tell?

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Jace Morris
Jace Morris

Relax guy, Im just projecting how I feel about booze i dont actually think that people that drink alcohol are losers. Although it does facilitate a loser lifestyle if you let it.

Chase Peterson
Chase Peterson

fuck off you spastic nigger, nobody wants you here, go away already

Henry Collins
Henry Collins

You're a vile creature, MTG cards are to be cherished not vandalised

Evan Lee
Evan Lee

I do work towards real goals, and alcohol is the reward I get for doing so.

Brody Roberts
Brody Roberts

Golly, now I REALLY want to do it.

Nolan Campbell
Nolan Campbell

pretty disappointed no ones been shot at Area 51 yet tbqh

Nolan Allen
Nolan Allen

you know when you get apples from a fruit and veg stall, do you specify how many apples you want, or the overall weight of apples you want to purchase?

Easton Thompson
Easton Thompson

I always knew nobody crazy enough to do it would show up. Never rely on Americans.

Blake Kelly
Blake Kelly

i was watching a streamer then his feed went down and no the video has been deleted from youtube and no longer shows in my history. very spoopy

Brandon Green
Brandon Green

I can tell you where they play if you want

Jacob Rodriguez
Jacob Rodriguez

dire feels lads

Daniel Fisher
Daniel Fisher

youtube.com/watch?v=TlNMGN6A16c

Michael White
Michael White

I think its about time to recolonise desu, those fat fucks have really made a pigs ear of independence

Jayden Miller
Jayden Miller

nice digits
what's causing these feels user

Matthew Bailey
Matthew Bailey

Why whats up laddo?

Oliver Nguyen
Oliver Nguyen

chika didnt post his nude. I want to see his cute weeb butt :(

Noah Edwards
Noah Edwards

ON BEHALF OF
BOND? POND?
TH_N__?

Josiah Long
Josiah Long

As long as none of them are allowed to come here, then fine.

Jack Perez
Jack Perez

crying because i cant win over chikas affections

Adam Sanchez
Adam Sanchez

bond turner if you must know

Kevin Miller
Kevin Miller

this girl is 18 years old and 4 foot 5 inches tall lads. would you?

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Hunter Richardson
Hunter Richardson

this. i want see chika booty :ppppppp i want his cutey boy booty ;PPPPPPP

Carter Taylor
Carter Taylor

shes only 4 feet taller than my dick

Elijah Cox
Elijah Cox

For me, it's terrible cheap movies with misleadingly good posters

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Tyler Walker
Tyler Walker

Most definitely my lad

Brayden Gonzalez
Brayden Gonzalez

dude, just back the fuck off, you absolute freak. that is not how you talk to a sweet fem boy cutey.

Aiden Gonzalez
Aiden Gonzalez

love a hairy fanny like that. Not a proper growler but nice coverage

Asher Taylor
Asher Taylor

i think that's fate telling you something user. good luck on your quest

Dominic Murphy
Dominic Murphy

but i wanna slurpy wurpy his anime cummies !!

Landon Peterson
Landon Peterson

On the scrumpy coz I cant afford anything else lads and its the only thing that will get me remotely pissed. Sad times.

Joseph Gray
Joseph Gray

would only shag her if she was over 5'5"

Kevin Bennett
Kevin Bennett

Which ones did you get lad? 1 quid ones are shit tbf lad same for the 2 quid ones. I usually get a crossword one or the bingo one is good, any of the 3 quid ones are usually good tbf, at least you have some fun doing it even if you probably won't win.

Charles Brooks
Charles Brooks

am pretty hungry frens

Wyatt Howard
Wyatt Howard

my kitkat is pink
PINK

Kayden Edwards
Kayden Edwards

my pussy is pink
PINK

Brayden Nelson
Brayden Nelson

business idea
good 1 as well but i don't drive
JustDrink
would love somebody to go on a beer run for me now desu lads

Parker King
Parker King

at least wait to the night time blud

Carson Diaz
Carson Diaz

Walking around my estate stoned listening to the cure haha x

Ayden Thomas
Ayden Thomas

my quest for what? to grow my dick an extra 4 feet?

Ryder Morgan
Ryder Morgan

my sneed is chuck
CHUCK

Adrian Nguyen
Adrian Nguyen

if you were in preston you'd get killed

Anthony Hernandez
Anthony Hernandez

stop sexualising chika you sick fuck

Oliver Martinez
Oliver Martinez

you skint or just waiting on your designated food helper to produce the food?

Lincoln Ward
Lincoln Ward

good news lads, we've got an authentic tranny skeleton to decorate the thread with this halloween

Jackson Wood
Jackson Wood

I'm listening to pink
PINK

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Jason Hughes
Jason Hughes

You'd have ever media outlet in the country trying to fuck you with some underage cover person within the first week, not to mention the 'moral outrage'. I'm sure if it could be done it would have been by now.

Michael Green
Michael Green

Post more like pic related

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Angel Bell
Angel Bell

Why? For being stoned or listening to the cure?

Levi Ross
Levi Ross

Where do you live lad? Careful not to get stabbed

Isaiah Roberts
Isaiah Roberts

Convince me this isn't a mtf.

Matthew Butler
Matthew Butler

tranny skeleton
how do we know it isnt just a normal males?

Julian Taylor
Julian Taylor

Any other lads' pants constantly ride up making your willy and balls come out each leg opening? I'm always rejigging everything through my trouser pockets and its annoying. What type of pants are best? Mine are trunks.

Matthew Price
Matthew Price

Depends where your dealer gets it from I suppose.
Fell into a k hole last year and was utterly wankered so there is good stuff out there if you've got somebody with the right connections.

Julian Morris
Julian Morris

waiting to see if parents will be making anything

Cameron Phillips
Cameron Phillips

we've got an authentic tranny skeleton
yes, Tilde.

Angel Martinez
Angel Martinez

It's not it's just female jew genes.

Grayson Cook
Grayson Cook

no to go find the girl
there are drinks delivery things though. used to be a place round here that delivered beer. they may have been somewhat illegal though as you could also get drugs off them apparantly

Matthew Myers
Matthew Myers

how am i supposed to find a girl so small? she could be hiding anywhere

Elijah Murphy
Elijah Murphy

Are ya mad? I'm good in my hood
North East here sunshine

Thomas Davis
Thomas Davis

shout WHAT??
then when they say we didn't say anything say oh i thought you asked what i wanted for tea. or dinner is it down south?

Ethan Lewis
Ethan Lewis

sexualizing a fat weeb

Um, sweetie? Have sex.

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Carter Edwards
Carter Edwards

Never taken to K myself, fucks my legs right up, end up walking around like a spaceman dribbling everywhere.

Wyatt Sanchez
Wyatt Sanchez

By my current estimated budget calculations, this month I'm going to have spent more than I earned for the first time ever (a good 300+quid difference too). This is not good, but just a temporary blip and I will go back to my savings next month.

Might open up a HTB ISA for /investmentgains/

Jonathan Miller
Jonathan Miller

maybe set a trap with a handbag as bait or something. you could use a smol box to trap her

Ayden Young
Ayden Young

I-i-is that a f-f-female girl?!?!?!?

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Bentley Kelly
Bentley Kelly

BLACK DICK ALL IN YOUR SPOUSE AGAIN

Sebastian Torres
Sebastian Torres

i am trying but i have yet to win his heart

Carter Taylor
Carter Taylor

it met its end upon my nippon steel

bazinga

Jaxson Campbell
Jaxson Campbell

i am trying but i have yet to win his heart
just be yourself

Nicholas Nelson
Nicholas Nelson

Need advice from my fellow britfeel top shaggers. I've been shagging this... bird.. right? Anyway, she's such a good shag (best of my life) and also not bad to generally be around and now I want more than top shags, what do I do?

Elijah Foster
Elijah Foster

just finished my last coffee of the day. feel like a cigarette now.

James Flores
James Flores

make...her... yer g...f...

Hunter Walker
Hunter Walker

this... bird..
Why do you say this like you're unsure about what she is. Are you shagging a tranny m8

Put yer dick away coomer, she's trans. but bangable

Austin Murphy
Austin Murphy

what do I do?
go to /brit/ where you belong

Cooper Thomas
Cooper Thomas

Don't wanna get kicked out of the club, and i'm not the best at that part.

Samuel Scott
Samuel Scott

she's trans
who cares? I just want to COOOOOOOOM inside cola

Ryan Roberts
Ryan Roberts

Yeah I noticed after. Not a tranny, I just couldn't think of a good lad word for woman and i'm not good at bro talk.

Joseph Phillips
Joseph Phillips

new kanye album next week frens, we eatin'

Robert Hall
Robert Hall

YEEZY SEASON
YEEZY SEASON
YEEZY SEASON

David Young
David Young

Great, so everyone is going to talk like they've been walloped over the head with a frying pan for two weeks.

Aiden White
Aiden White

We aren't boomers here, you can just say 'girl' or 'woman'

Gabriel Adams
Gabriel Adams

Ignore these cretins user.

Ask her to do something normal like go for food or some shit, yknow like an actual date. Do you guys do anything like that already or is it literally just a fuck?

Eli Cook
Eli Cook

Celeste is a tranny game... but very enjoyable... Youtube recommendations for me user on the 20th September 2019

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Eli Morgan
Eli Morgan

club? tell more user.
and after doing a top shag try ask if she wants something more serious

Julian Lewis
Julian Lewis

WHAT THE FUCK DOES YEEZY EVEN MEAN?!

Chase Taylor
Chase Taylor

Make an early thread and I'll crust a jin sup wananana

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Wyatt Reed
Wyatt Reed

come over lad I have a Q and a bottle of gin

Cooper Nguyen
Cooper Nguyen

STEP the fuck UP kyle

Anthony Wilson
Anthony Wilson

SGDQ
speedrunning is based as fuck

Josiah Clark
Josiah Clark

kanye
ye
yeezy
Putting ezy on the end of names is a black people thing, another example is deezy, I suppose that would be for someone with an first name or surname initial of D, maybe idk.

Brayden Richardson
Brayden Richardson

private listening party in the britfeel confrence room

Nathaniel Scott
Nathaniel Scott

It was going for drinks, then sex added in, we've done a few other things like hanging out and that. I guess I should just let it keep going and see what happens.

Dominic King
Dominic King

Autistic lad. You meant autistic.

Charles Cruz
Charles Cruz

speedrunning is based as fuck

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Austin Russell
Austin Russell

Ajax
Why lmao

Anthony Cruz
Anthony Cruz

Take her on a date m8. Go somewhere relatively fancy for food, tell her how you feel, see how she responds.

Jordan Fisher
Jordan Fisher

So we have wazza, they have weezy.

Alexander Cooper
Alexander Cooper

New thread

jowforums.com/thread/54496384/anecdotes

jowforums.com/thread/54496384/anecdotes

jowforums.com/thread/54496384/anecdotes

jowforums.com/thread/54496384/anecdotes

jowforums.com/thread/54496384/anecdotes

neet having a friday night coom

Parker Gonzalez
Parker Gonzalez

jewish team