30 today, kissless, hugless, handhold less virgin

Jaxon Thompson
Jaxon Thompson

30 today, kissless, hugless, handhold less virgin. Is it over?

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Carson Murphy
Carson Murphy

at this point , might as well just get an escort

Michael Gutierrez
Michael Gutierrez

user, at this point there's only one thing I can say to you
Happy birthday bro

Kayden Barnes
Kayden Barnes

Why can't you just download Tinder and kiss, cuddle, and fuck a fat 4/10 bitch off of there?

Cameron Morris
Cameron Morris

For as old as you are, im surprised you haven't accepted and embraced the life of being alone. Normies would say being single is great because you could fuck around as much as you want, but the REAL benefit is to not deal with someone's shit. Relationships aren't always so hunky doory and (from what I realized at least) that I prefer being alone, so that way I can feel happy when I choose do things instead of checking in with someone and having the potential to feel bad when you want to do something else besides spend time with your SO.

Andrew Barnes
Andrew Barnes

this will be me in 7 months

i don't like to think it's over, more that it's taking longer to get started

Jaxson Young
Jaxson Young

it was over at 20, now your decade-long period of misplaced hope is over

Brayden Jones
Brayden Jones

Happy birthday for what little its worth.

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Easton Bennett
Easton Bennett

yea its over dude. just go get an escort. i felt intense pressure to lose my virginity by 18 (i lost it a few months before my 18th birthday) and i felt such a massive weight off my shoulders because of it. you should've gotten a prostitute like 10 years ago. you wasted your entire youth not experiencing any female touch? that's fucking insane.

Anthony Clark
Anthony Clark

No it's only just begun you've gained wizard status my dear friend use your powers wisely

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Zachary Cooper
Zachary Cooper

That's not gonna do anything for me, degenerate. I kept waiting for "the one" but never found her and I'm 30 now. At 30 all the good ones are taken, gonna have to settle for a divorced or single mother...

Thanks user.

Lincoln Flores
Lincoln Flores

waiting for the one
no you didn't wait for anything you fucking loser. you just failed to get laid. waiting for someone would imply you could attract suitors in the first place. you cant.

Cameron Gonzalez
Cameron Gonzalez

This is not true, I'm not an incel, I looked alright all my youth, was pretty cool in HS and got asked out constantly. I did get a little fat when I hit 28 but still doable...thing is there is less contact now. When I was in school it was easy to meet girls but after that, not so much, I work in an office with dudes. Going out to bars or whatever doesnt cut it with me, not interested in bar thots.

Brody Cooper
Brody Cooper

Extreme problems require extreme solutions.

James Murphy
James Murphy

my birthday's in a week, i'll be 26 but in the same boat.
I'm still holding out hope for an asian mail order bride or something desu, otherwise I'd probably kill myself.

Benjamin Cook
Benjamin Cook

Whats your favorite color user? Let me draw you something to cheer you up.

Connor Peterson
Connor Peterson

Im 24 today but doing better in the female department than you
Then again im /fit/ , /fa/ and try to go out and meet women even though im a turbomanlet.

Jack Scott
Jack Scott

k well its over dude.

Jaxson Thomas
Jaxson Thomas

Become An hero because didnt find a girl? Hmmm

Kayden Nguyen
Kayden Nguyen

I like the color purple

But have you found "the one"?

Adrian Sanders
Adrian Sanders

you also probably aren't neurotic as shit and looking for "the one"
Not that there's anything wrong with that, OP, there's shit on both sides. Meeting vapid women who want nothing other than a cock to satiate them is horribly objectifying even as a male and completely unfulfilling, and seeking that out is as pathetic as any incel. But possibly denying yourself happiness out of laziness or inability to connect with people isn't great either.