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I've been drinking a lot of Vodka for the last year.
Gonna live with my bro and his son for a bit soon, so I got myself some beer to ween down on.

It's not working.

I. Can't. Get. Drunk.

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Fug

That sucks. Can only do beer for me, but I need a 12er to get lit. Cant do vodka anymore, always end up with a self inflicted black eye and/or finding my cellphone in a puddle of piss.

alcoholics more like quit throwing self destructive fits

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That's mighty fine talk coming from a fat furry faggot. Go to a massage parlor and relieve some stress. 35% of your weight is fat, you thyroid problem or just can't control your eating habits? Doesn't too different from any al/ck/y

i've seen too much shit that made me lose any faith in humanity at all

we should go fucking extinct

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drinking some 7.1% craft beer and feeling happy

I didn't drink for 4 days and then I drank last night and I've felt my heart pounding all day today

yo i wanna fuck that thing

I'm gonna have to drink a nice big brandy with what goes well with brandy?

sponge cake

What kind? Was tempted to get me some arrogant bastard but instead settled on some 40s

*snap*
anyone with this worldview isn't old enough to drink
thanks for sharing

So what made so fat? Dim sum? 7/11 on EVERY street corner?

>anyone with this worldview isn't old enough to drink
you don't know shit chink furry go and fuck yourself fatass go deadlift a burger or whatever you fucking do

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Gotta find a shot glass. Looking some glen livet

Lucky...I want some too...

ate a lot of fast food when i was a child
when i was 10 i was 70 pounds
when i was 11 i was 110 pounds
when i was 12 i was 170 pounds
when i was 13 i was 230 pounds
i'm significantly less bodyfat % now than i was then though
cementing "miserable faggot" as one of your innate character traits will only serve to make you unhappier

don't need your lecture fuckwit mind your own fucking business for once

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I didn't buy it. Some moron my ex of 14 years started fucking around with left it in the freezer where the kids stay.

Thanks bitch

I'm starting to get tired-good tired though. Friend has 2 more bars. She in the shower washing cum out her hair. She going to get herself some beer-Im holding her Xanax hostage so she don't come back with a fifth. Wouldn't let her back if she did. I'll finish what's left and eat some Xanax and drift in and out while she drinks and has a Xanax tomorrow. When it's like this it's cool. We fucked all morning so we're just buzzed and lazy. Got a TV but she likes lying next to me and watching a tablet better. I said we should watch old Parts Unknown so yeah. We'll be watching a dead guy probably wondering how long each of us will make it. I should text her and tell her to bring back some hard salami and cheese. Good luck alkies. Good luck Pedos. Good luck shitposters.God Bless you faggot For Free losers with crusty REI Waifu pillows and internet girlfriends. Good Night.

i think you've had enough for today. you're getting upset again.

Fuck You BoBandy.

am always upset

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Isn't this supposed to be the loli thread? What's with all the depressing alcoholic talk in here?

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MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

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No al/ck/ won the autism wars silly you're not getting your anime dumps

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Denmark and Canada are too autistic to lose

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But they've been silent for like 3 days and barely even try anymore

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I saw them just yesterday

i wish i had me a fucking danish women to raspberry me every morning when I wake up

thanks

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But they didn't spam like they should have

Canada did
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Poor taste, Danes are obviously crazy and should only be used for one night stands if at all

Okay I admit defeat they might still win

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probably right, but it was the first thing that came to mind when I saw denmark

Lol we were talking about getting drunk and having fun.

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