I'm really really REALLY fucking Drink and fucked up right now ama

I'm really really REALLY fucking Drink and fucked up right now ama

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why are you so gay

I havent had a gf in years. So I'm sexually frustrated

Haha here's mine bro

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Why are you a commie?

Why you do that to yourself

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?

I'm not lol. I honestly thought I would be far right everytime I try this.

That's not healthy

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Why? I believe in healthcare for society and sterilization for unproductive people

how an you be so far from the truth

Stop getting drunk I don't even understand you right now

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I dunno lol.

Am I really that drunk?

I can understand you mate.

Thank you. So, what's a good place for a tourist like me to visit your country?

Tasmania is nice. Lots of wilderness if that's your thing. If you want cities though Perth is pretty good. Avoid the Gold Coast (Region in Queensland) as it is full of crime. Melbourne and Sydney are overrated trash though.

My family lives in and outside of Melbourne you nigger. Don't talk shit about it bruh

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It is though. The crime rate is through the roof, there are Ugandan gangs walking the streets and there are 36 mosques.

Stop listen to/pol/

Jow Forums isn't the actual news.

Stop listening to right wing news