Am I the only straight boy on Jow Forums?

Nope the only straight people on Jow Forums are the femanons

but I'm not gay and I'm a boy

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You're lying about either your gender or your sexuality then.

>animeposter
>not gay

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you are not alone brother

i'm a guy and i'm not gay

you're French so no

>Brit
>gay
Choose one please

No, I think I went full circle and now I'm straight again.

>gay
>not brit
oh honey

Yes I am a heterosexual

Nah, I'm straight as well

Homosexuals? In my board? No way!

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I'm a straight woman. Slay the gay.

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Gays on bant are a vocal minority

There's me, normie, cute, and Stefan

Hush thot

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No, but you will be soon. Without frequent cute boy threads to contain the gay, there is nothing stopping it from spreading and making all of Jow Forums turn full homo.

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brits are not gay

Dumb gay dane

No but our kin needs to keep our tones down. Otherwise they will notice and they will come.

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Check'd
Being French is equal to being gay desu.

brits are gay as fuck

Do you have a moment to talk bout our lord and saviour Boipucci?

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Yes, because I'm a straight man.

I want more of the story in OP pic

>only straight people on Jow Forums are the femanons
Don't be silly, there are no girls on the internet. And if there are, I demand proof.

>a straight finn

Please stop bullying britain we are a straight country

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Britland isn't gay, not even gays wants them

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>Britain
>straight country
pick one

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Stop bullying us! We are a very attractive country with nice accents.

Dumb burger. This image clearly doesn't represent all brits.

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I told you so bye.

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Go fuck yourself

>represent all brits
user... Do I really need to do this to you? I understand you think Britain is still what you want it to be, but you live in a conquered country.

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>homo being butthurt
It's like poetry.

there might be a few problems with the uk at the moment...
But we are definitely not a conquered country or anything. And we certainly aren't all gay.

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You won't even have an ass to hurt anymore after I'll be done with you.

Stop right there, fag. Gayposting is a crime.

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>a few problems
user, if you guys don't hang every single one of your politicians and burn Parliament to the ground soon you're going to become the new France when it comes to jokes about surrendering.

all girls like girls

shoo, you fucking faggot

>I'm a straight woman
tits or gtfo

>homofag is a degenerate rapist
Color me surprised.

Closet homo butthurt by homo posters
Like pottery

I'm not gay.

Cute pic Op. I wish I had a relationship like that with a girl.

sure froggie

>implying they have a relationship
Can you read? It's clear she keeps blowing him off.

Girls like to play games. She's pouting because he met her requirements which she probably wanted to happen.

No, she's probably thinking "fuck, I have to come up with some other excuse now"

Girls are fucking vindictive cunts. All of them. Sure, you might find one that is vindictive in the right ways, but they're all cunts.

What is wrong with his mouth

His teeth are made of flesh to provide better succs

>he thinks I'm talking about rape
Oh boy

calm down they're alight

Okay, I know how we can figure out how many straight boys there are. It's simple. If you are a guy who isn't gay, reply to this post.

Only homos or femanons won't respond, so I can divide the number of responses I get by the number of all posters ITT to find out how many straight guys there are proportional to the homos and non-existent femanons.

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don't get me wrong, I enjoy girls the same as any other man and one day I'll marry and have kids with one, but they're cunts. All of them.

Honestly there are no gays on Jow Forums. All of us are larping. I've never met a gay irl and if I did I would beat him up

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All the fags are at /b/ rn, just checked.

Once this thread dies, I'm use OP pic to start a thread were we write stories based on it.

just do it now or is there like a mechanism that you can't have 2 threads with the same photo

I ain't gay

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there used to be a mech for that, idk if there is anymore. Let me find out.

Pretty sure I'm not gay

What if OP replies?

Die, fags

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not gay

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I'm straight too

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