Be American

>be American
>eat broccoli
>pretend it's edible by covering it with cheese
yuck!

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vegetables taste better raw

only if steamed

i said raw bitch

STEAMED IS RAW, YOU FUCKING DEGENERATE

>be a civilized human being
>eat vegetables with other kinds of food as part of a meal

yikes

They do if you are a drooler who can't cook for shite

It tastes good though

broccoli
peppers
celery
carrots
all better raw objectively

sure it does if you killed your taste buds, bud

>cooked broccoli
that's like cooked shit
>peppers
who the fuck cooks peppers? fuck that.
>carrots
literally tasteless

What the hell? It's healthy. It's good.

How did you get internet in your mud hut in the middle of Siberia?

if raw carrots are tasteless your tastebuds are frozen

no I meant cooked for everything

>PINk id in pink
broccoli confirmed fag food
it's as healthy as any other green except it tastes like shit

same way you got it in your trailer

No, it makes it extra based and Redpilled.

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you have no right to call other cuisines shit if you eat broccoli

Hmm?

Is butter an acceptable alternative to cheese user?

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What are you referring to?

eat your greens kiddo

same thing
you make it butter with broccoli because broccoli is inedible shit and you just eat it to repent for being fat

Americans calling British cuisine bad

yes. eat lettuce, not fucking broccoli

British cuisine is shit.

Broccoli slow cooked in olive oil and garlic until it's crisp is one of the best things ever.

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see above

>broccoli cooked until it loses its shit flavor can be edible
no shit. way to trick your vomit reflex

broccoli is good for you

But broccoli is healthy for the soul...

See even New Zealand agrees.

ask yourself: why would god make it good if it tastes like shit
checkmate

why did god make some food that tastes good bad for you?

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Yeah, what the kiwi said.

Who the heck puts cheese on broccoli
This is top-tier vegetable preparation.

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