Pinnacle of German engineering

That looks good

S O Y

whats difference between doner kebab and gyro? why are there so many fucking names for this type of food.

>asian
I think you mean middle eastern, you British retards. THIS is an asian.

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>"it's good drunk food tho"
>SHITSKIN ISN'T ALLOWED TO LIKE OTHER NON-GERMANIC FOODS HURRRRRRRR
meme flag die in a fire, making a kebab right now to spite you

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what the fuck are kebabs? the only time ive ever heard of them is in runescape as a kid. as they just muslim burritos?

re-read his post then apologise

I mean Asia Asian, I just said I think Kebab is weaker than pizza.
Chinese and Japanese food has complex flavors that enhance not mask food, they're the only ones who can complete with white cooking.

>implying it wouldnt taste good

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>apologise
>to a british backwater colony
Yeah no thanks cuck.
I think you're weaker than Kebab.

german food needs hours to prepare
you need a stable family for it
things that you lack
go eat hummus

shitposting children like you ruin this board

Turkish. Its good if you get the real deal, but its overrated most of the time. The arabs here puts it on pizza which is disgusting

The best part is when Yusuf makes the all tasty doener right in front of you and then "goes in back" to add the "special sauce."

Every. Fucking. Time.

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meat piled on a tube and rotated until cooked. crisp is aliced off and put in bread.

fucking heavenly

OP IS A FUCKING FAGGOT THAT HAS NEVER HAD DÖNER

>I could use one right about now. Been living in a small white town for 2 years now. I miss my ethnic food.
i manage to cook my own kebabs. you could too.

kebab is extremely healthy, lots of raw vegetables in it, providing you with fresh energy. unless you buy some shitty kebab with tons of sauce and dubious meat

Is that smegma on top?

nothing by a shitskin is ever nice, go back to pled dit hope you get raped and butchered and sold as kebab meat

>"German food."
>Knorr pepper & mushroom gravy pack.
>Prepackaged spaetzel.
>Frozen Dr. Oetker rouladen.
>Room-temp local pils.

Slow down, Helmet.

Is that supposed to be a shaorma?

>lots of raw vegetables.

They top it with onions, pickled peppers and cabbage. Not exactly God-level veggies...

you order your indingrents on the dark web
reminder that MDMA is not food you junkie

Kebab is just grilled meat. Döner kebab is specifically this:
But to put it in bread is a German invention.

basically. They're not bad per say, but they do get boring rather quickly.

>carrots and cabbage in a doner
krauts are weird

>reminder that MDMA is not food you junkie
>implying it isnt
then why do these 3 tesla presses make me feel energized, huh? HUH? HUH?

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There's no cabbage to be seen there.

Rumor going around Food Network is that Anthony Bourdain necked himself because his next show had to be in Berlin.

Then the photo isn't of a legit German doener.

Every fucking German doener has shredded cabbage on it. It's the filler that causes the farting. Germans love to fart.

Also: Photo is of highest quality German pastry.

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Pretty sure he's already been there.

You're probably confusing iceberg lettuce with cabbage.

>Kriegsgebiet
not the place to make your vacation

only some of the purple shit is onions, a lot of it is cabbage

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red cabbage is fucking delicious in kebab. i could eat a kebab just filled with some tzaziki and red cabbage.

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Don't you have the same kebabs in France?

No in the OP it's onions. Here it's cabbage.

everyone who says he wouldn't eat this is a liar

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gyro is just the greek word for "rotate" and döner means "rotate" in turkish. Shawarma is an arabic loanword of a different turkish word that also means to rotate.

I'm really tired of that roach crap, personally.

i wouldn't even if you give it to me for free. looks fucking unhealthy. when you live rural you get used to making your own food i guess.

It's crap compared to lets say, Ramen.

with less money and a little preparation you too can cook food like a common shitskin!

>ich kack dir ins Brötchen, wenn du das nicht isst bist du'n lügner
Allter krass

I've never eating arab food

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I stopped buying kebabs for the purpose of not funding wogs, but now that I haven't had one in years I honestly wouldn't want to, they're just disgusting greasy low-grade lamb (although that is here in the UK, I imagine the shit they actually make in Greece and Turkey isn't as disgusting and oily

Oh you poor kraut peasants. The roaches are lying to you, this is neither a proper shawarma nor doner. It also looks suspiciously close the kike shawarma. How the hell do you even eat this thing?

Pic related is the only acceptable form of shawarma. Get on my level.

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Redditors like you ruin this board.

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best way to ensure quality is to make your own kebab bread at home and buy your own stuff to fill it. buying fast food is degenerate anyways.

We only go to Chiemsee when taking a vacation in Germany...and even that is getting bad.

If Austria wasn't so fucking expensive...

>whats difference between doner kebab and gyro?

In Germany, gyros are made with pork. In America, gyros are freaking delicious and made with flatbread, pressed lamb and beef, and this wonderful mix of cucumbers and tzaziki. Seriously your gyros beat any döner kebab.

However a kebab is usually spitroasted lamb or beef that is shaved off and usually comes with hot sauce and yogurt which is really good, but it has cabbage instead of cucumbers that makes you gassy. It's also served on a Turkish pita, which usually isn't as good as a Greek pita you would find in the USA, but the quality of the bread varies widely depending on where you buy it.

Same here

agree it can be tiresome but after some beers this shit is what you want.
cringe
I can't complain about the quality of the meat where I get a Döner here and then

That is the pinnacle of American engineering and frequently used in the pinnacle and favorite of American Porn: cuck porn. The amerimutts prefer black dildos because they idolize the niggers.

Kebabs are fucking delicious though. Suck my dick.

>cringe
underage detected

verpiss dich zurück in dein Türkenland

haha that smile.

Greek gyros is made out of pork and it's delicious. Kebab in the UK tastes like poorly-preserved oily crap.

Pic related, my neighbourhood gyros.

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>Every fucking German doener has shredded cabbage on it. It's the filler that causes the farting. Germans love to fart.

That's 'cause they accidentally translated it as donner kebab and not doener kebab at first. By the time they got it corrected, it was too late.

höhöhö
kys

>German engineering.
>Build a house out of stone and stucco.
>Can't be modified despite fundamental technological advances over centuries.
>Result: Must pipe turds in tubes outside of house.

Sorry! (channeling my inner Canadian)

That’s where you wrong bb. Shawarma is NOT fastfood. Just because you get served quickly, doesn’t mean it’s fastfood or bad for you.

Shawarma is marinated overnight, then spit roasted slowly. Meat quality may be questionable at some some establishments, true. But the effort to make it at home isn’t worth it. It’s supposed by a quick bite.

Pic related is menu at my favorite shawarma place in Riyadh.

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ok. have fun not piping your shit out of the toilets and outside of the house. do you keep them in the house and heat with it lol?

i just realized you're a bunch of schlomo's cocksuckers
>mmmh jewish semen mmmh tasty
that's you

This. Come here a sec mutts, this proper Greek gyros.
The mystery meat in pic related sold in Greek restaurants in the US doesn’t pass the bar to be called gyros. You’re getting halfassed knockoffs.

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Why the fuck do you want liquid shit flowing through your wall? Also rats.

American gyros are better than any kebab you get in Germany because no Muslims are involved in making them.

Kartoffeln + Zwiebeln + Speck + Bratpfanne = Bratkartoffeln

Any German can make it.
Every German loves it.
Our parents teach us this secret at a young age so that we never need to starve.

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saus bei? tasje de lom?

>flag
>what do i know about food

currywurst is funnier.

What is the difference between these and unwrapped burritos? This really makes me want to get a burrito.

Oh look, the EU's South Dakota wants to make a statement.

What's the ingredients? Looks like something my mother used to make for me as a kid (although this one is a lot more advanced, it seems).

>what do i know about food
check mate waffle nigger

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Germany and britain aren't exactly known for their cuisine innovation. Germany's brats and potatoes is dog shit.

Britains fish and chips is dog shit.

France and italy on the other hand know what the fuck they're doing.

Its only natural germany adopts another cultures recipes because they're retarded in the kitchen

>not eating iskender
pleb

This is all true.
You'd expect Germans to know how to make good food, considering they're autistic about asparagus (has to look like a thin, white boner). But alas, it's a lot of cabbage, root veggies, fatty meat and warm, stale beer. Oh, and sprudel (because you know, what's better than a German farting at the table than a German farting and burping at the table?).

No wonder Pizza Hut, McDonalds, Subway and all that other crap is so hot these days in Krautland.

id eat the fuck out of that senpai

delicious
here in turkgaria we love it.

looks like a shitty taco

you have to go back

FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU--

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if this had some jalapenos and carmalezied onions i think it could be america's national meal.

>Kartoffeln + Zwiebeln + Speck + Bratpfanne = Bratkartoffeln

>Potatoes + onions + bacon + skillet = Bratkartoffeln

Very basic, but a filling and tasty way to make a side for some meat dish or on its own.

no wonder you are all retards

How do you eat this?

>Been living in a small white town for 2 years now
The horror!