Magic vending machine

You get a house.

Inserting my body.

u dead ass nigga
insert my huge brown peepee

You get herpes
Inserting my 23 and me results

You get an ancient celtic warrior
Inserting a dog

Nigger semen
Insert: A Nigeria passport

A south african passport

Food

Feces
Insert: fleshlight

Varg's face comes out the dispenser
Insert 2uhu stuffy

you get a sock
I insert a used condom

you get trips
insert a monkey

you get a thanks because I didnt notice my trips
i insert a leather jacket

you get a 1 Dickle Rick
Insert: 1 pair of programming socks

two pairs of programming mittens
a single website

50000000000000 reddit gold
my dying laptop

You get a gamecube with a mini bagel in the disc slot.
Insert: a box of moderate size

A slightly bigger box
Insert: my cat

You get your cat back but he's fat after eating the contents of the vending machine
I insert car keys

You get the car keys of a random ass car in the middle of nowhere that you'll never find

I insert OP

You get someone that isn't a faggot
I insert frog posters

You get a gay green penis
Insert my toenail clippings

You get your clone
I insert Manxlet

You get a large, wet rock.
Insert all my towels.

You get one dry washcloth

I insert my virginity

You get nothing
I insert my chopped off penis.

you get a packet of condoms

i insert lighter

You get the lighter back but it can only light heroin pipes

I insert my will to live

You get a noose.
I insert a bag of aborted black people.

You get a welfare check
Insert: my hand

You get my hand

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You get exodia'd
Insert: my piano

You get my Pokemon collection
I insert my vidya collction