How do I stop shoving things up my butt every day?

don't, instead take pics and sell them

No
Well there's this guy seven years older than me with a 8 1/2 inch long weewee that wants to make me his slutty wife (male)
No
That's too bad
Do you put things in your butt?
I do

> this guy seven years older than me
And how old are you? Also 8.5 inches is too fucking big

I'm in my early 20's, and my peepee is quite large like his.

yes it's very healthy

What do you normally put up your butt? I've been trying to fit a fist in there lately, just put 4 fingers in.

cut out your prostate

well, go for it if like big things, never really understood this size thing muself tbdesu

Start putting things that hurt up your butt so your body will learn it's a bad thing. That way you will lose the urges to do it.

>Well there's this guy seven years older than me with a 8 1/2 inch long weewee that wants to make me his slutty wife (male)
YOU COULD BE LIVING THE DREAM RIGHT NOW
JUST DO IT FAGGOT

If you really want to, don't rush into it if you're not sure.

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I'm waiting until the first of the month. He says he'll give me $200 for me being so lewd with him. After that he says he wants to continue spoiling me, give me a big weekly allowance and keep me home, invite guys over to fuck me, etc.

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oh no, thats gross, kys

>Russia calling anything gross
Takes one to know one, I guess..

>invite guys over to fuck me, etc.
Umm
Well I was expecting something a little different. Usually when people say "make me his wife" they're talking a loving, monogamous relationship rather than glorified prostitution but whatever floats your boat I guess.

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I said slutty wife, didn't I? He said it'd be me choosing partners anyway.

i hope you're just larping

I have an 8.5 inch benis :)
But Im tall so it looks smaller :(((

its longer than my foot, user
no idea how anyone can enjoy size like that

Small feet

So you're basically a prostitute?

...but you're still basically getting payed to fuel this guy's cuck fetish. I mean if you need the money, go for it. It's just that I don't think that kind of lifestyle would be very fulfilling 2bh.

Oh yeah? Prove it.

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>Prove it
>On Jow Forums
Yeah right
So an evil russian wizard can steal the picture and put it in his penis pictures cave

My feet are not small, dumb gayposter!

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I have size 12 feet
how big is my dick?

Please never post in my threads again

Or else what, you gonna shove a 15 inch dildo up your ass, fag?

This is the exact reason I've never posted my cock on Jow Forums. I posted my hand on [s4s] once and there's a guy that still has it saved.

cut your butt off and put cement around your hands til it dries

Learn how to read ID's, dumb angrykotposter.

Cheating is dumb and gross, especially if you get paid for it. If you don't like people reminding you of that, it's probably not a good idea to make it your full-time job.

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Very small?

i just don't know how i got a link to your post