The subhuman species known as “Canadians” literally spend all day shoving hockeysticks and glugging maple syrup into their assholes.
How else could they be so worthless and inferior in every conceivable way?
The subhuman species known as “Canadians” literally spend all day shoving hockeysticks and glugging maple syrup...
Kevin Carter
Oliver Roberts
Ayden Garcia
Maple syrup doesn't glug, it's bloops. What are you, retarded?
Owen Reed
Landon Wood
We're also huge smug cucks.
Bentley Gutierrez
*maple syrup glopping out of asshole noise*
Thomas Sullivan
Finally. This thread is back up again. I though Jow Forums had a malfunction or something.
Matthew Williams
Bonjour cousin!
Andrew King
Huge cock?..always. Smug?..sometimes.
Benjamin Perry
>How else could they be so worthless and inferior in every conceivable way?
m8 we are the premier sharpshooters in the world, and have three of the longest confirmed sniper kills in the history of time and space. We take your equipment and use it better than your soldiers ever could.
nothin personnel kid, but get fuckin rekt (from 3.5 km away).
Jackson Parker
wasn't your best sniper an injun?
Ryder Turner
Oh gee
I wonder who's behind this post to sow discord between two white nations...
Eli Wright
Michael Watson
Tyler Walker
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Zachary Jackson
if yours was in a hijab it'd be perfect
Lincoln Martinez
Oh look, another asshurt American jealous of our success
Cameron Morgan
>UK insulting Canada
the UK is a joke of a nation and the laughing stock of the world
Ryder Miller
they hate us cuz they anus
Oliver Fisher
It's a well known fact that Greece has the best military in the world.
Xavier Young
fuck you