What was the last thing you stole?

What was the last thing you stole?

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I don't steal because I am white and not a gypsy

I bought 4 amano shrimp and I only paid for 1 of them

I don't steal because I am what and not a-.. wait a second...

Ex gf virginity :^)

I stole my brothers weed but i swear ill pay him back.

hol the fug up
get thread? git thread

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the last two things i stole were a newspaper and a copy of kirby super star ultra
both were unintentional, i just walked out with them in my hand for a mile in both cases, and then i ran back crying all the way back to the corner shop/game store apologising for being a thief
both of these were 8 years ago, because i don't steal, at least not intentionally

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Your time.

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nothing in entire life

hearts

DOUBT INTENSIFIES

nada

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This Patcho

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Satania's hearth

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give it back

this picture

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A old lady dropped 50kr = 8usd infront of me 2 weeks ago and I was kinda broke so I took it when she walked away. I still feel bad about it.

I was driving around drunk and hit up the best buy a few years ago. All I needed was a pare of headphones. When I got to my jeep I noticed the car next to me left their window rolled down. So I grabbed this superman funko pop figure out of the passenger seat. I don't like superman or funko pops... I just stole it because it was easy. I feel like a onions having done it.

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avsky

a few years... I ment last year. I'm 18 days sober and life sucks. All I want is to go back to blacking out and not thinking about not having friends or a gf.

YOUR MOMS VIRGINITY XD

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Idk but I do know the last thing SHE stole

these dubs and this blue ID

i lost the dubs, i am not an organized man

Your dubs.

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You fucked up

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Your heart?

I won't this time!

A gay mans heart

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just stop

you did the right thing user

The EVA rebuild movies

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Idk what the last thing I stole was, but I can tell you that the next thing I'm gonna steal is your innocence and boypussy virginity

your lips

Sardines actually
On accident

How fucking diffucult is it to get dubs? I mean seriously!?!?

Fuck, you beat me to this

Nothing, for I am white and not a shitskin :)

A pen because i needed to write something down
Lost it the day after

My dad's can of bourbon he forgot about. Was just lying near the couch for 2 weeks.

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can???

You buy alcohol in cans if you plan to drink it in one sitting cause its cheaper than a bottle

your mom's virginity lol

I steal restaurant sauce containers.

The lives of 80,000 people at Hiroshima

What about nagasaki

I stole a banana from work this morning and ate it during little lunch!
I am a rebel!

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baby stroller when i was like 9 or 10
got away with it
still feeling bad about it

Pic. It was unintentional but oh well i'm not going back to pay 2$ for it. I did feel bad tho :^(

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