What I see when I shitpost on Jow Forums

I've left my femboy past behind. I gave up the onions, and started taking large doses of testosterone. Now I'm manwi.

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Teens have phones
Teens are phonebros
Phonebros ruin everything
Also why the fuck would you open this website in public places

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why

Wait... Are/was you the gay kiwi?

I've had this glorious piece of technology for 5 years, my dude. To throw it away would be like leaving your best friend.
I can't.
Show.

Phone posters = best posters.
I'm trying to.
I'm at home right now :(
Sometimes things need to change.

Yes.

Hmm, well, you do what feels right user

that's amazing lol

Why not, always if you see me with no flags i'm phone posting.

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I shitpost all the time at uni what's your issue fucking normalfag

>Shitaly

I wouldn't even want to fuck your ass

Whether you're phoneposting or not you belong twelve feet underground

Use a fucking desktop it's better
Stop treating Jow Forums like angry birds you cunt
You're an exception you actually care

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Fuck off this board has zero productivity whatsoever

My nigga. I can't take a photo of it without stealing my mom's phone but I'm using the Galaxy S5.
BASEDWI

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True
But I enjoy it that way so treat it like a functional board

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>Stop treating Jow Forums like angry birds
what?

stop being senselessly combative i guess?

Install dashchan

You know what I'm talking about
Play some dumb mind numbing phone game instead

Being American automatically makes your opinion invalid

ohh

Clover*

Stop sperging spaghetti nigger

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no

ok

has two phones
confirmed t.samefag

Why do NEETs always have such shitty, busted old phones? Can't you get anything newer and nicer?

You have more body hair then I do!
What the fuck, dude!

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You went from being a gaywi to a ape real quick

if it isn't an elaborate ruse

not that it matters very much

I'm like 23 and I can't even get a 5 o'clock shadow going.

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me either and i'm 26 that's why i'm astounded

Maybe we're angelic creatures

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its the other one
the shaggy cunt whos trap bf died

Who gives a real shit about it?

yeah that makes sense

idle chatter senpai there's nothing else the board does

Lol good job dude

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Oh...Why you say that?
Me

I thought that was you

I don't phone post unless pretending to proxy
OP is still a faggot though

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i fuckin knew though i swear

shitwi posted his fleecey thighs before
nasty looking gingercunt tubes are hard to burn from your memory

>nasty looking gingercunt tubes are hard to burn from your memory
lol

I remember that thread

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>shitwi posted his fleecey thighs before
I haven't, my leg hair is black Auschwitz-chan

I have been phone posting for the last 2 months lol

who are you again?

The guy you take great pleasure in being a bitter cunt to?

he means op kiwi kun

I don't think any of the kiwis who have posted hairy legs had ginger hairs
archive.nyafuu.org/bant/thread/4474287/#4474287
Wonder if this is the same guy as OP

your everyone?

Horrifying

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Yes, hairless legs are more aesthetically pleasing

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lol someone asked me for leg pics

i should post them and horrify you fucks

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I also thought it was you xd

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Nah, my thighs don't touch if I put them together like in the OP, I need to eat more

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I was talking about the butt hole from hell

Are your thighs hanging off the chair or on the chair when you try that? Cause if they're on the chair they should squish down more and touch, or at least that's how mine work I dunno about you.

OP is fat

If I position them on the chair right they do, they are definitely skinnier than earlier though

Nah I think he's normal weight

Don't talk about fat,heaven.
You don't know what fat is like I do. I've seen gluttonous monsters walk the streets of america and yes you heard me walk.

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They just look big to you because you're a little white boi

You need to eat some more ramen noodles uni boi

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This is not a joke I've seen these behemoths devour fast food in buckets! They buy cheap pizza from Little Caesars in 7 to 12 boxes! If you go to the mall do not sit in the black leathery seats for I've seen shit from a gluttonous monstrosity of lady with a shit seeping through her pants!

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I have seen land whales waddling the streets of surfers
Japanese tourists huddle together in shop doorways so as not to be push off the footpath and into the traffic
the panic when one engulfs the exit to mcdonalds is palpable

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I don't own a pot for ramen

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I've seen parents give their five-year-old 32-ounce Gatorade but their kids are not athletes at all, Heaven!
Their children are rounder than a big ball!

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Who needs a pot when you have a microwave?

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That's all part of the American dream.
I almost never see fat people in Denmark. It's like they have been extinct.

Then I would have to go out into the common room and empty my coin cup to put ramen in
Unfortunately I am not built for living semi-independently

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Why don't they know how to stop eating?

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Really, you don't do that in class do you?

me on the left
you on the right

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buy one maggie or similar cup o noodles
then reuse cup with packet noodles

how have you managed to survive 6 months at uni?

Come on.

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Now I kinda wanna go to America just to look at fat people

by buying food with my scholarship money and going home on the weekends

Why would you go home on the weekends?

Wouldn't that waste gas?

for food? and also because it's easier to get to my friends places

wallethub.com/edu/fattest-states/16585/

lol sike ID

Unsub from ID facebook blog

>Facebook ID blogging

that's a really good id

What is this new meme
Thanks :)