be me

> be me
> Japanese boi
> living in glorious Nippon
> go to my local ramen place to consume my daily 20kg of pasta with lukewarm water and vinegar
> spot a fucking gaijin
> literal whittu piggu sitting on my spot
> orders yakisoba
> dirty western piggu eating yakisoba like a fucking retard
> not eating yakisoba in the proper way given by our ancestors
> REEEEE.jpg
> get out of glorious country you western trash

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>fucking gaijin

lol

>proper way
That's with mayo, bulldog sauce and ground seaweed right?

is this for real... top kek if it is

funny because just 3 hours ago i was on skype with my mother and sister who are in Japan on tourism. They rided the maglev train yesterday. Tomorrow they go to Fuji mountain if the weather is good.

> literal whittu piggu sitting on my spot

my sides

Honestly its inspiring me to visit Japan a few times and tape my experiences and make a documentary about racism. If people see a white person on the shit end maybe it'll change their mind and make them pro-immigration. Maybe it'll show exactly what privilege is and highlight how white privilege works here in the west. It's a gold mind for western liberalism is showing what it all means.

>be me
>dirty western piggu
cope

woah, are you royalty or something

>you will always be a disgraceful western piggu
>you will never be an austistic nipponese NEET

why even live?

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Based nip. Expats are usually trashy people. Since we can't have gas chambers anymore do us a favour and cull them.

?! It's somewhat expensive trip but not that expensive...well in the means of middle class people.

I'm 1/4 Japanese and mostly whiteu piggu

don't come
we full

Makes me want to come to Japan for a holiday. Heck, maybe I'll stay. Get myself a cute Japanese wife. I hear they're desperate as hell over there because of all the hikkikomori men.

disgrace your family

too many gook words couldn't parse this faggoty shit

Thats what I'm talking about :^)

you have homework to grade, john

OP is the obvious gaijin piggu who got the stinkeye from a Nip at some ramen shop.
Wash your balls, OP, they are sweaty from your gaijin fattu.

I guess I am working class now

I put ketchup on ramen
fite me

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Based Nip should've spat on his noodles

kek...mom and sister said that yesterday there were a bunch of school kids in school uniform starting english conversations with tourists, it is part of school curriculum.

>t. engrish teacher larper

have you fucked Anri Okita yet? god I worship that fucking glorious whore.

I can't believe someone wouldn't eat yakisoba in a proper and based way, I myself love Japanese culture and read many mangas. My plan is to learn Japanese through my extensive collection of Anime and Japanese literature.

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Samefagging insect detected

The keurig is the greater offense.
Nothing you can do to ramen depresses me, it is trash food anyway.

Yeah I mean OP is a 19yo Gyrene and thinks he found a neat way to larp on the internet.
>don't rape and murder too many Japs, OP.

end yourself

>newfag thinks changing his flag changes his ID
Back to Jow Forums you go.

I will kill you with my bare hands you subhuman!

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Unironically pic related.

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This is obviously a LARP. Jow Forums is heading the way of old /b/ isn't it? Sage.

Kek
My Grandma was disowned, jokes on them though, my gramps ended up making countless millions starting an advertising company in your country.

>yakisoba
How can anyone eat that shit?

Nice larp tho

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My dad cooks a mean yakisoba

omg is that mac and cheese too

Wouldn't work, as you will simply witness white people taking it all in stride, because white people have a high enough IQ to understand that mean words and cold stares are not capable of causing physical harm

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Wtf I thought Italians were known for their taste in cuisine

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So... it's ok when a jap comes to my country takes my job and then the local government forces me to deal with it.
Because if I don't then I'm a biggot, but as soon a a fat American sits in your chair you whine like the monkey shit you are?
Karma is a bitch ain't she yellow man?

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I would give this a chance.

no one said that
and how retarded do you have to be to believe that japanese flags are actual japanese posters
the closest you'll get is some mutt

nice larp

there is literally no racism here unless you act like a fucking retard.

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Good job autist

Anyways, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to Yoshinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 yen off" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to Yoshinoya just because it's 150 yen off, fool.
It's only 150 yen, 1-5-0 YEN for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Yoshinoya, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-large." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you 150 yen if you get out of those seats.
Yosinoya should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time,
the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "extra-large, with extra sauce."
Who in the world orders extra sauce nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with extra sauce?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "extra sauce"?
Coming from a Yoshinoya veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, extra green onion.
That's right, extra green onion. This is the vet's way of eating.
Extra green onion means more green onion than sauce. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key.
And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, , should just stick with today's special.

Chinks don't know how to eat burger

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T-Thanks mods.