ITT: were all straight

ITT: were all straight

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Reminder that I have a big penis

girls are cute

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Nice bro, me too. Wanna swordfight?

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I want a lazy, neet gf

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This thread will turn into gayposting, calling it

I want to beat you up for not living up to my ideas of what a man should be, that was forced on me by my father.

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i want a shapeshifter gf

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Gay are gross and mexicans should be deported en masse for stealing my low class blue collar job.

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I'm strong like the hulk.
I can lift rocks.

why don't we just hang trannies? All they ever do is whine, they're unfit for any sort of job and are this sad. Why didn't these retards think about their future first instead of having a shit operation to LARP as the opposite gender? Imagine one of these as a cop or a doctor ffs.

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I want a gf

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Why do girls with short hair and small tits make me so hard?

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Because you are homosex

How am I gay for being attracted to women?

I really like sports. Its opposite of gay, right?

No. it's the definition of gay.

But I like manliest of sports - autosport. Its absolutely not gay.

>be Finland
>be gay
What a surprise

Shut up, dumb Dane.

This is a straight thread, don't tsundere gaypost here, faggots, you have a thread for that already.

I'm just asking how I'm gay for being attracted to women with short hair and small tits.

I love pussey.

Im being straight.
Finland doesn't know how.

You don't belong here dumb homo fingay.
is where you belong.

>/lgbt/
I'm not a transsexual.

Finally, a thread I can get behind.

Ur a big tranny gaye.

Tell fingay to stop being so gay or get out.

I'm not gay or a transsexual. Are all Danes this dumb?

>flag
Whatever you say sweetie

>he speaks a language closely related to swedish (the gayest language)
umm sorry sweetie :)

>he used to be owned by that country and shares a border.
Sweetie...

Denmark was conquered by Germany, but that doesn't mean that Danes are scat loving autists. Dumb Dane.

Germans didn't like scat back then.
Swedes were always gay.

Shut up, Dane. Literally every Danish poster on this board is gay as fuck.