You are coming to church tomorrow r-right user?
You are coming to church tomorrow r-right user?
David Morales
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Joshua Collins
I dated a Mormon girl in college, shit was so cash. Shouldn't have let her get away
Grayson Cruz
no
Jacob Johnson
hideous/10 & 5/10
nope
Kevin Garcia
nice lie pal, mormons dont date outside their religion.
I should know, I was friendzone by two mormon girls during high school.
Isaiah Walker
I'd become a Christian if it meant I could get a qt gf that let me breed her like 8 times and we'll homeschool them.
Obviously like any other Christian in the world, I wouldn't really believe in it.
I want the Varg life, but without the placentas.
Cooper Peterson
There is a complete lack of imagination among mormons, especially the women. Ironic given that of their founders.
Ryder Diaz
>You are coming to church tomorr...
LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE JEWS
Jack Roberts
>nice lie pal, mormons dont date outside their religion
Bullshit. Though if they are nice trad Mormon girls you will get serious pressure to convert if it starts getting serious.
Isaac Jackson
No, I'm not a race-traitor.
>but without the placentas.
What, why?
Levi Flores
>I should know, I was friendzone by two mormon girls during high school.
Just because you cut their parents' lawn doesn't mean you were friends.
Christopher Adams
Matthew Johnson
Of course I am. You're going to wear a covering for your hair and dress modestly right? Or have we forgotten the writings of Paul? May Jesus be glorified in and through us!
Ryan Anderson
No.
Wyatt Russell
Define without the placentas. Just read secret of the she-bear once so you have a grounding in why the reincarnation interpretation is at least plausible, and go about your life with an understanding of your desire to be the best you can be, striving toward the highest hamingja for your people and line. Let your woman worry about the rituals, if you can't be bothered.
Nicholas Jackson
Pick the right church and you might just make a few friends.
Carson Brooks
I took the /gnosticpill/ so
no
Jaxon Gomez
only if you come and take dinner with me, what you say?
Hudson Kelly
>mormons
pass. rather fuck a kike with big titties than a pseudo-kike with mosquito bites.
Christopher Hernandez
>why the reincarnation interpretation is at least plausible
lel they do not believe in reincarnation. It's all about muh remembering, there is no transmigration of souls and there is nothing metaphysical about it at all
>Let your woman worry about the rituals, if you can't be bothered.
Varg performs no rituals as far as I know.
Isaiah Long
Yes I am. I skipped last week, so I'm gonna go this time.
>tfw church is a bunch of old Asians and their little kids
>tfw no qt grills
Adrian Gonzalez
And they want to remember...past incarnations! Your info pic above is simply quoting him making the same argument for believing in reincarnation that the Romans recorded in writing about the Celts.
Bentley Brown
You were probably friend zoned because you’re a beaner subhuman, you fucking faggot.
David Reed
KEK
Jacob Carter
Wouldn't miss it for the world ladies
Evan Bennett
Justin Collins
Yeah.
Bentley Smith
faggot
Carter Howard
No, that was because you are a beaner
Levi Robinson
What's it like fucking a Mormon?
Lincoln James
no because i am not a filthy chr*stcuck
Blake Edwards
thanks Schlomo
Christian Morris
What are you doing about all the Christcucks converting your jewish qts?
>youtube.com
Landon Hughes
>ID: jeW
Kek. Nothing wrong with saying Christ, even if you don't accept him as the Messiah (as sad as that is), he won't magically appear in your life.
Joshua Gomez
Mega church are full of cute single girls
Even though the average one might be more worldly than some more conservative churches the numbers more than make up for it
Elijah Stewart
no
Asher Allen
This is pretty much what I want. But WITH the placentas.
>jeW
Shut it down, the captcha knows.
Hunter Long
no none of you are Christians there are probably niggers there and you're all going to hell
Aaron Walker
Varg is a nordcuck
Jacob Morales
fag
Ayden Campbell
No I'm an atheist fuck you.
Dylan Morales
You end up having to give a tenth of your cum to the church and then go door to door telling people about it. The jello's legit tho
Michael Hill
Gabriel Moore
Only if both those girls take turns riding my face and sucking me off for several hours afterwards.
:)
Cooper Perry
this is accurate
Oliver Rodriguez
yes but dont wear panties
Ayden Kelly
The girl on the left is cute as fuck, Niklas. Fag confirmed.
I wonder if some of you guys ever even go outside.
Easton Barnes
Sorry I have to meet with my Odinic buddies in the woods
Asher Jones
Why do you post women to advertise for christianity?
You aren't allowed to desire more than one woman in your entire life.