He doesn't strip completely naked before taking a shit

>he doesn't strip completely naked before taking a shit

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>he doesnt shower his butt after he poops
I'm not memeing if you don't do this you're disgusting

Who /time their shit so they can take a shower right after/ here?

>he doesn’t shit in his bath before smothering himself in fecal matter and then showering it all off

Hes right.

How can you clean yourself when you are in a public restrooms then? after using napkins obv

I actually, unironically do.

I don't strip completely naked, but I do take off my shorts and underwear
I also wash my asshole with soap sometimes

it kinda depends on the shit for this one
Like if you wipe and you're coming up clean after 2-3 goes because it was mostly solid then there's no real need to shower.

Why would you need to take off your clothes to shit? You are already in the shower. You don't shower in clothes, do you?

I don't use public restrooms. I can actually wait. The only pic restroom shitters are fats and sick people. Old people have diapers so it doesnt count.

not everybody has this kind of time, although wash your ass at minimum 4x a week or you're disgusting

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Do it after evry shitte. Do not be a pleb.

>ID: BLZGAM1R

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I do.
Wow.

>he doesn't collect his poop for his poop collection

>he doesn't use pic related

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>spain
>knee-high sink

Haha, fucking shortass Mexicans.

based thread Op

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i do