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Чтo eбaть ты пpocтo чepтoвcки гoвopилa oбo мнe, мaлeнькaя cyкa? Я тeбe зкaжy, я зaкoнчил вepшинy мoeгo клacca в BДB, и я пpинимaл yчacтиe в мнoгoчиcлeнных ceкpeтных peйдoв нa Aль-Кaидoй, и y мeня ecть бoлee 300 пoдтвepждeнных yбийcтв. Я тpeниpoвaлcя в пapижcкoм вoйны, и я cвepхy cнaйпep в цeлых poccийcких вoopyжeнных cил. Bы ничтo для мeня, нo тoлькo дpyгaя цeль. Я пpoтpитe тeбe нaхpeн c тoчнocтью, пoдoбных кoтopым никoгдa нe видeли paньшe нa этoй Зeмлe, зaпoмнитe мoи чepтoвы cлoвa. Bы дyмaeтe, чтo вы мoжeтe yйти c тoгo, чтo дepьмo для мeня чepeз Интepнeт? Пoдyмaйтe eщe paз, yблюдoк. Кaк мы гoвopим Я кoнтaктиpyю мoй ceкpeтный ceть шпиoнoв пo вceй Poccии, и вaш IP-тpaccиpyeтcя пpямo ceйчac, тaк чтo вaм лyчшe пoдгoтoвитьcя к штopмy, кoзy. Штopм, кoтopый cтиpaeт жaлкий нeбoльшoe вeщь ты нaзывaeш твoя жизнь. Tы нaхoдишьcя чepтoвcки мepтвых, мaлыш. Я мoгy быть гдe yгoднo, в любoe вpeмя, и я мoгy yбить тeбя в бoлee ceмиcoт cпocoбaми, и этo тoлькo гoлыми pyкaми....................................................................

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Я нe тoлькo oбyчeн пpиeмaм pyкoпaшнoгo бoя, нo y мeня ecть дocтyп кo вceй apceнaлe Boздyшнo-дecaнтныe вoйcкa, и я бyдy иcпoльзoвaть eгo в пoлнoй мepe, чтoбы вытepeть зaдницy жaлкий c лицa кoнтинeнтa, нeбoльшoe дepьмa. Ecли бы тoлькo ты мoг знaть, чтo нeчecтивый вoзмeздиe вaш мaлeнький "yмный" кoммeнтapий был гoтoв oбpyшить тeбe, мoжeт быть, ты бы пpoвeли cвoй гpeбaный язык. Ho ты нe мoг, ты нe cдeлaл, и тeпepь ты плaтишь цeнy, ты идиoт пpoклятый. Я дepьмo яpocть вce нaд тoбoйи ты тoнyть в нeм. Tы нaхoдишьcя чepтoвcки мepтв, дeткa.

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you fool. you absolute buffoon. you think you can challenge me in my own realm? you think you can rebel against my authority? you dare come into my house and upturn my dining chairs and spill coffee grounds in my Keurig? you thought you were safe in your chain mail armor behind that screen of yours. I will take these laminate wood floor boards and destroy you. I didn’t want war. but i didn’t start it.

Reasons I am allowed to say nigga, First of I suck black dick and swallow, so black babies are literally in me.. I'm basically mix raced. White people actaully created the n word, and y'all just stole it from us, isn't that cultular appropriation????. Y'all say cracker/becky which was used against whites in the hall of cost and we don't mind so the word nigga shouldn't offend y'all either?

You think you're funny, huh? I bet you think you're really witty saying that rehashed meme again. Well you aren't. You aren't funny. You aren't hilarious in the slightest. I didn't laugh. I didn't grin, I didn't even exhale out of my nose. Your joke wasn't funny. Your joke was shit. It's stale and shitty. If you're going to make a joke, make an original one or at least improve the one you're taking. This was low effort. Step up your game, or just don't make jokes in the comment section at all.

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up toddler my name is harambe but u can call me t3h G0Rr1lLa oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very wild!!!! thats why i came over the fence, 2 meet random anmls like me _… im 17 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 drg kids arond w/ my zookeeper (im untamed if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite activty!!! bcuz its SOOOO wild!!!! hes wild 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random anmls =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here in this z0o so get ur DiCks 0ut!!!! DiCKsOUt4H4ramBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tee hee xddd :p I'm a qt trap just look at my qt succubus shirt xdd :DDD which you should buy now at redbubble dot com give me some SHEKELS don't you just love my shirt haha xddddd lol it's so cute and look I'm wearing girls clothes uh oh aren't I just sooooo lewd~ gasp what do you mean I'm so cute?!! I'm s-stuttering like i-ive g-got s-serious b-brain d-d-d-d-d-damage.......... You couldn't possibly want to do something lewd to me after I just said I wanted it!!!!!! Look at all my emoticons ~ ahhh it's so cute I'm so cute you should think I'm so cute just like a girl haha but I am a girl (male) after all what do you mean I smell like cum all girls do right????? :3 maybe you should just fuck me nao I want a duck so bad look just how much my shrived up estrogen enriched dick... I mean feminine penis ;P is bulging in my leggings^^ they're so tight and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute I'm so cuuuute~~~~ just cover me in your cum oh no I've got some steam notes hope they're from cute Bois oh user just look at me I'm so sad ;; hug me I'm so smol u know I'm only 5 '4 isn't that so cute~~ I need a trip how do I make one???!! I hope you don't hit on mee

When I was around 11 years old I was playing runescape, very late at night, on one of the computers in my family's office area when I heard the sound of my dad coming up the stairs. I wasn't supposed to be awake so I panicked and shut the computer off, covered myself in a blanket and hid under the desk. I went unnoticed, much to my relief. Unluckily for me my dad was looking for relief as well, and proceeded to sit down at his computer and jerk off for quite some time.
I was awake the entire time, curled into a ball all cramped and too scared to move. My dad has no idea this happened.

Well, you see, I believe I have some kind of equine ancestory. I mean, I act like a pony, think like a pony, talk like a pony, and I believe in my mind that I am in relationships with certain ponies.
Now, I know what you're thinking. I'm psycho. I'm crazy. I'm insane. Which I can see why you all would think that, as many people who see visions are, but this is not the case. This is an exception.
(I'm being 100% honest here)
The other day I had this vision in class of me and Fluttershy going out on a date at DisneyWorld. She was afriad to go on one of the rides by herself, so i went on riding with her. She told me that she had a great time. I felt happy for her. My teacher told me I should stop daydreaming and start paying attention, I told her I couldn't because my pony instincts were kicking in. She ignored me, typical human...
My mediocre grades have been decreasing to awful grades because of my visions. I need to tell somebody it is because of my pony instincts. But i don't know how to prove it. I want to take a DNA test to prove I'm part equine, but I don't know how to ask anybody because they might think I'm psycho...

I have a problem. I'm way too smart for my age, and everyone around me is intellectually inferior.
I'm 18 and at high school, but everyone in my class is fucking stupid. I try to engage them in religious debates (Atheist here) and political debates (Neo-Socialist) but all they care about is parties and Facebook. They also listen to shit music (metalhead here).
What can I do to get away from these morons

I am deeply disappointed in your use of language. I would first like to ask you what a "true nigger" is. Really, what is it? And why did you use that horrible word—nigger? I don't approve of that word. Even if you didn't mean to offend anybody—and I'm pretty sure you did—the word alone is offensive. It is an incredibly derogatory term that has its history in the disgusting oppression and enslavement of blacks in America and is centered around the fact that a black man is intrinsically unequal to a white man.

Moreover, what is a "true nigger"? I'm pretty sure when you were using the term "nigger," you meant a black man, even if that's not what it really means. So you are effectively saying Obama is not a black man. But this is completely ludicrous. I bet when you think of a black man, you think of a guy wearing a beaten-down tank top in an Impala with marijuana in the backseat being pulled over by the police. I bet you don't think of a civil, educated man dressed in a suit as he walks toward his job. Do you know what this is called? Let me tell you: it's called racism.

"Many of you say "oh, but I am not blind. I have never been blind," but when you truly see you will understand just how truly blind you once were to even think it right to say you were not blind!

What does a blind man see??

Blackness
Darkness
Blankness
Black darkness, dark blankness

THE ABSENCE OF THINGS

Quite literally no thing... no things... nothing
nothings

You see nothing and I bring you into the light. A cat has your pipe. You've been blind.

DO YOU UNDERSTAND THIS?

The cat has your pipe

You can't fully immerse yourself. You don't have the light!
You don't have the radiance, the radical light, the radically radiant light of truth and truths belonging love and nature of light and loving truthful radiance. So don't be bold and make bold statements I know of you. The cat has your pipe

THE. CAT. HAS. YOUR. PIPE.

Remember that."

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EPIC MEMEING /b/ro BAZINGA BAZINGA BAZINGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ZIMBABWE is this a le new epic meme? screen kapped for dat sweet karma xD. FUS ROH DAH!!!!!1 i used to be a christmas but then i took an arrow 2 da knee :^( BAZINGA BAZINGA ZIMBABWE. top kek, toppest of keks. le nyan cat? hahahaha le mayonaise. fucking epic ass meme i love that fucking meme so much man wait let me just gets crack pipe out smoke some of that good 420 shit :) rips a bong AHHHHHHHHH YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that sure hit the spot ok now repeat that fucking epic ass M E M E

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Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
See you on the boards..

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand mass shootings. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of bullet trajectories most of the rounds will go over a typical victim's head. There's also the shooter's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Max Stirner's writings, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of the suspect, to realize that he's not just funny- he is saying something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike mass shootings truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in the shooter's existencial catchphrase "GOODNIGHT LAS VEGAS," which itself is a cryptic reference to The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as the shooter's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a YOU CANT DODGE THE RODGE tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

I'm just gonna spell this one out for you, kiddo. Jow Forums used to be one of the most foul places I could come to and I enjoyed it. You know why I enjoyed it? Because the people here were at least creative at the time. You're spouting yet another current trending buzzword that you think equates to a major insult just because most people are willing to be PC about everything and don't want to use terms that may hurt some people's feelings. Jow Forums doesn't care about that, obviously, so you really need to step up your god damn game, son. Calling someone autistic here is quite possibly the bottom of the barrel in terms of what is actually going to affect anyone. Now, if you wanna get creative with it, call them a "Feral Aspie", which paints more of a picture than your little "You're autistic" statement. We have this great language that we have developed over the course of a few thousand years. Why not make some good use of it? You want to know the biggest difference between people over the age of 25 and people under the age of 25? Most people over the age of 25 might actually be able to say something you've never heard. So keep it up. Keep calling people autistic. Keep saying they must be on the spectrum, but I want you to just remember that literally no one on this site has ever given one single fuck about what you as a person say, especially not when all you're going to do is call them autistic.

See, this is why I never browse Jow Forums. One link. I clicked on one fucking link and this is what I get. I tried having an open mind. Don't adhere to one board, they said. It's an anonymous website, they said. You can never know who might be on the other end of a conversation. But here I do. Anyone with even a modicum of intelligence can see at a glance that this board is filled with nothing but common rabble and deadbeat teenagers. Even on anonymous boards, you can easily pick out the people worth talking to, as long as you have the brain capacity for it. And on Jow Forums, sadly, those people are nowhere to be seen. Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be going back to Jow Forums to actually talk about things that matter. You guys keep wasting your life. But mark my words. One day, you will look back on this time in your life. And you will be sorry. Sorry you've wasted all this time with this absolute nonsense. While merely a click away, was a place filled with enlightened people, discussing our methods of actually changing the world. Through the trifecta of cyberwarfare, social media, and good old politics, we strive to make all of your lives better, day in, day out. Yes, we don't work for ourselves. We work for all of you. For the good of all mankind. Something your tiny brains will never be able to comprehend. No need to thank us, kiddos. We're just doing our jobs.

ok, im so fucking sick of this meme, it needs to end once and for all. traps are not gay. I repeat, traps ARE NOT GAY. How idiotic do you have to be to think that they are? traps are probably even less gay than some women.
I understand why some people MIGHT consider traps to be gay, but once thinking about it i don't know why people wouldn't change their mind. traps look like women. WOMEN ARE NOT GAY. IF YOU FUCK SOMEONE WHO LOOKS LIKE A WOMEN, HOW IS THAT EVEN SLIGHTLY FUCKING GAY?
I can kinda see why people think having a dick makes it gay, but the dick only makes up about 0.2% of the human body. if the rest of the body is feminine, that's 99.8% straight. let me repeat, 99.8% STRAIGHT, THAT'S EXTREMELY FUCKING STRAIGHT. THERE ARE WOMEN WHO ARE LESS THAN 99.8% FEMININE, YET PEOPLE DON'T CALL THEM GAY. If you wanna fuck a woman who looks manly as fuck, I'm not gonna call you gay, but you shouldnt call me gay for fucking traps either.
It makes no sense why people let a single penis ruin an entire sexual encounter, it's easy enough to ignore. Traps still have fuckable assholes, you don't need to fuck the pussy specifically. And if it's that much of a problem, just look away. He isn't gonna rub his dick on you or anything.
There are plenty of nice traps out there, and Im sure you'd get along well with them, but you choose not to because of something on them which takes up 0.2% of their body. It's nonsensical and stupid how worked up people get over something so small but completely ignore the rest of the body.
If you're worried about your friends knowing that you're fucking someone 0.2% masculine and 99.8% feminine, they don't need to find out. Believe it or not, traps can wear clothes too. They don't walk around with their dicks hanging out, they cover their dick with pants or skirts. Nobody has to find out that you're in a perfectly heterosexual relationship.

Howdy Jow Forums, my name is Kenichi Smith.

I'm a 27 year old Japanese Toonaholic (Cartoon fan for you foreigners). I draw cartoons and comics on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior American games. (Halo, Gears of War, Call of Duty)

I train with my 1911 every day, this superior weapon can shoot straight through steel because it kicks ass, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my gun license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak English fluently, both the Midwestern and the East Coast accents, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their Constitution, which I follow 100%

When I get my American visa, I am moving to New York to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Nickelodeon or a game designer!

I own several cowboy outfits, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I keep cool to my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in America!

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Dear Jow Forums,
My son has joined your website and has been with you since summer. He tried his hardest to fit in here, he has troubles doing that in school. Last tuesday i took him to buy new clothes and so we went to hot topic. He saw all these MEME clothes and asked me "mommy, can we get the MEME clothes?" and I said fine. If thats what you want, I will buy them for you. Today he wore his MEME clothes for the very first time and went to school, until some jerk on a mountain bike bicycled up to him and yelled "CANCER KID" and kicked him square in the face. Why would anyone do that to him? When he got home I immediately called the school to find out who this older boy on the bike was, but they told me he was anonymous. How could you? I told my son I would be posting my questions here, but it seems you had a bad influence on him, he told me to "butt out, you fucking nigger". He never used to use language like these. What sort of greasy horrorshow is Christopher Poole running here? Isn't he supposed to be the friendly guy that invented all these so-called MEME's? I demand answers, right now, before I call the cyber police.
A concerned mother and avid Fox viewer.

Reported so hard my reporting hand (right, fyi) gained a life of its own, clicking my mouse rapidly for 3 hours straight with such a tenacity it became clear arthiritis was the least of my worries, so clear was it that I could lose MY ENTIRE HAND to this bizarre possession. Suddenly my mouse smashed through my floor, pulling down my report hand as a hapless hostage. Smoke filled my bedroom and I woke up god knows how many hours later in a small village south of Aokigahara.

The people of this modest commune emerged slowly from their shacks, all of them viewing me with what I can only describe as suspicion mixed with awe. Suddenly they began throwing spears into the air and running towards me. I SHAT BRICKS, but then they GRABBED ME and LUNGED ME INTO THE AIR, praising my name and kissing me. The chieftan came down later and over a feast-for-one explained I was to be crowned The Chosen One, the Kamisama of Reporting foretold in Nihonese folklore to appear in the year 2012. At this moment an old Japanese woman - she must've been 85 years old at least - began doing some kind of dance, spinning around in circles whilst singing "Sorairo Days" and throwing confetti into the air. I was DOWN with this state of affairs, let me tell you.

For 300 years I trained with the chieftan in his private dojo, reporting shitty threads, every day becoming quicker. At first I could report 10 threads per minute. After only 2 weeks I was up to 5 threads per second. After a century my KTPM (kuso thread per minute) rate rose to and stalled at 200 per second.

On the last day he graced our planet, my sensei bestowed one last task to me: the reporting of this thread, the shittest of all shit threads.

I did not respond with words. Rather, through our eyes he knew I would obey.

This one's for you, Otousan.

This offends me as a vegan transgender hipster Native-American-Indo-Chinese hybrid alien agnostic-atheist German engineer who vapes fairtrade organic decaffeinated compressed and hydrated extra-protein onions breast milk on the regular and does Hindi Kama Sutra naked crossfit yoga 5 times per week. I'm also a nonbinary trigender genderqueer male feminist and identify myself as a pastafarian pansexual genderfluid Apache helicopter dog of mega multi alpha beta gamma delta omega combo god of hyper death who's in a polygamous polyamorous relationship to the chihuahua which helped me cross the border of Mexico because it hates Donald Trump. My dog also walks me to the park and doggy styles me, if you find that weird you're an ignorant arrogant homophobic gender-assuming globaphobic bloodthirsty gun-loving cisgender pansexual bestial sexist racist incestuous white-previlege misogynistic biased objectified raped privileged Nazi slave owner terrorist lesbian.