I've got a headache but I have no painkillers

I've got a headache but I have no painkillers.
what do bant

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Drink water and rest. Do nothing at all.

buy a small bottle of ibuprofen

drink a bottle of water then go to sleep in a dark room

IDK man. I'm still dealing with the assend of last nights drinking.

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I've been drinking water but it takes ages for it to stop.
I really don't want to go outside. The nearst shop is pretty far away
Sounds like a good plan.
Hope you manage to sort that out
And I hope this wears off soon

ILLUSORY PAIN
TEST SIGNAL CONFIRMING LIFE
CONFIRMING NOTHING

drink coffee or something else with caffeine in it, it can help reduce blood pressure or something to that effect, i remember my parents used to tell me this when i was child ;_;

>not drinking a pint or two of water before sleeping

No this is a definitely a real pain
Thanks burger friend. I'll try that
I should probably get up and do something rather than complaining to you guys
I had a couple of glasses of water
I guess I needed more

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I did. a whole 2L. I still felt like shit the whole day.

YOUR PAIN SEEMS SO REAL
BUT WHAT YOU CANNOT SEE IS
ITS ALL IN YOUR HEAD

Yes. Because it's a headache. My head hurts.

Well good luck getting over your headache
That sucks

Google pressure points for headaches.

YOU THINK YOUR HEAD HURTS
BUT CONSIDER PLIGHT OF PAIN
STUCK IN THERE WITH YOU

I don't get it
don't get it
nah I might just off myself rather than dealing with the consequences of my actions

SUMMER RAINS BRING PAINS
WHICH COLLECT AND FLOW DOWNHILL
TO WINTER’S OCEAN

I seriously don't understand
Is this just random ramblings?

But I found some ibuprofen so everything's good now

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Say thank you to the doctor you fuckwits
Do it

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ACHE OF GEARS SLIPPING
ADULT BUCK TAKES ITS FIRST STEPS
DOESN’T OVERSTAND

Thanks doc

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>
thank you herr doktor

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thanks doc

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let me put dicke in your rump please

wtf im not actually an anime girl u homo ;_;

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please i need to feel inside your rump

Please don't make this a gay thread

NO THANKS REQUIRED
A DOCTOR TAKES HIS TOLL BUT
I’M AN UNDERGRAD

WHAT THE HECK, NO!

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oh fuck off are these haikus?
You're not a real doctor are you?

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Show me boy rump please now im masterbatting

THE BUCK UNDERSTANDS
SHIT SOUNDS PRETTY SAGE WHEN YOU
FIVE SEVEN AND FIVE

why are swedes so lewd
im not doing gay shit and this isn't a gay thread

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show me rump please im horny for ur rump

your freaking weird

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Please I want ur boyish round rump in mouth then put dicke in

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let me fist ur rump show pictur im masterbatting please

Okay this made me laugh
I don't know how I missed it
I guess I'm just dumb

stop

What? What do you mean by this?

Fucks sake I can't count to five

AS AN AUTUMN LEAF
WITHERS BUT NOT IN DESPAIR
MY WORK HERE IS DONE

there was a fag known as OP
who thought five the sum of twice three
he fell on his face
he's such a disgrace
there's truly none dumber than he

Thanks doc. Your haikus helped

There was once a Canadian lad
Who's rhymes where awfully bad
And his Limerick
Was really quite shit
And now I hope he feels sad

nice meter you cumgargling reject

HEROIN

That's a really good image

Shuttup I tried my best
It's been years since I've done poetry

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A canuck did make mockery,
of retort the brit made with hurry
so he said with distress
"Shuttup I tried my best
It's been years since I've done poetry"

are all leafs really this dumb?
Why can they never have any fun
They are always rude
And their rhymes are crude
And intellect they seem to have none

come on man you didn't even try your first line has seven syllables and your second line has nine

I thought i removed the "any"

test

well even the emphasis is off too man
which syllable of intellect are you stressing here?
One sec, I'm gonna read it because it's easier to explain what I'm talking about if you can hear it.
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ugh you're right
I might not be a natural poet

Get some H

Open your fridge and Stick your head in the freezer for ten seconds.

It's been two hours, I don't have a headache anymore
My neck still hurts but i dont think a freezer will help that

remove your headache numb nuts

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It works whenever I got a headache

that's a myth. Hangovers don't originate from dehydration. It's from your nervouse system taking a shit

Get some headkillers for your painache

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Another based Akari poster fighting the gay

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are headkillers safe? they don't sound safe.

Akari a gay though

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Well it works for me

shut the heck up

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dumb gay akari poster

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Literally all brit posters are gay

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An akari poster calling a brit gay

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you need stop

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It's not my fault akari a gay
akari posters are all massive homos

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no u

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no

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