I kind of want a bf what do

i kind of want a bf what do

i live in the middle of nowhere in a pseudo desert

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Why would you want a bf? That's gay.

go back there

mostly so he can put his penis in my mouth but i'd settle for some boring ass conversation too

also he can bring smokes

My brother/sister has a bf in Chicago despite living in central US. They met online and became great friends first. He even met up a while ago

>brother/sister
?

He was born a dude but sees himself as female for some reason.

kill him

Assassinate him

Why would i do that?
He's still my brother, and besides i trained him and he's a lot better at the assassinating than me.

this is an unironic advertisement btw you can have me if you want me you just have to put up with my bullshit

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Wait a minute, you were angry about the Discord fags but you're open for sucking dick yourself?

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Stop having good taste in anime, pooftah.

being a hypocrite doesn't mean i'm wrong does it

Seems pretty pointless to be angry about the Discord faggots then. You'd fit right in there.

this isn't getting me any closer to a bf pal

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How good looking are you? Be harsh on yourself.

without the drinking and with hair? 7-8/10

>and with hair?
What? you're bald?

shaved my head a month ago just to see what it was like

didn't like it very much also people started treating me like i was a drug dealer

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If people treat you like a drug dealer there are people near you so a chance for a bf also exists.

Are you female or male or female (male)

i could wear a dress if you want. not like the neighbors can see it

Nah I'm good thx, you can find someone else

fuck this is impossible. shame that dying alone is worse

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Just dont be gay. That or poison yourself with estrogen so we can at least pretend you're a girl

too much shemale porn for you sir

but i'd take the estrogen anyway because why the fuck not

Ok well take them tittyskittles and boipussy injections for a while and maybe I'll change my mind

EXECUTE

youre probably gay just because you cant get pussy

>no other australian has told faggot OP to fuck off and jump in the ocean

Has Australia fallen?

rather than guess at my motives why don't you just shut up and date me instead fagchops why is this hard for you?

Desperation is a bad trait.

i live in the middle of fucking nowhere desperate doesn't describe it

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it would be like telling you to not be fat
pointless

I'll date you, but I have no idea how the fuck I'll get to the middle of nowhere.
Have this pretty good song though youtube.com/watch?v=HW8pC2Mz-18

ah dang

do you want an email address or something

Wait, it's actually this easy?

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yes
[email protected]
don't expect any pics until hair grows back