i kind of want a bf what do
i live in the middle of nowhere in a pseudo desert
i kind of want a bf what do
i live in the middle of nowhere in a pseudo desert
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Why would you want a bf? That's gay.
go back there
mostly so he can put his penis in my mouth but i'd settle for some boring ass conversation too
also he can bring smokes
My brother/sister has a bf in Chicago despite living in central US. They met online and became great friends first. He even met up a while ago
>brother/sister
?
He was born a dude but sees himself as female for some reason.
kill him
Assassinate him
Why would i do that?
He's still my brother, and besides i trained him and he's a lot better at the assassinating than me.
this is an unironic advertisement btw you can have me if you want me you just have to put up with my bullshit
Wait a minute, you were angry about the Discord fags but you're open for sucking dick yourself?
Stop having good taste in anime, pooftah.
being a hypocrite doesn't mean i'm wrong does it
Seems pretty pointless to be angry about the Discord faggots then. You'd fit right in there.
this isn't getting me any closer to a bf pal
How good looking are you? Be harsh on yourself.
without the drinking and with hair? 7-8/10
>and with hair?
What? you're bald?
shaved my head a month ago just to see what it was like
didn't like it very much also people started treating me like i was a drug dealer
If people treat you like a drug dealer there are people near you so a chance for a bf also exists.
Are you female or male or female (male)
i could wear a dress if you want. not like the neighbors can see it
Nah I'm good thx, you can find someone else
fuck this is impossible. shame that dying alone is worse
Just dont be gay. That or poison yourself with estrogen so we can at least pretend you're a girl
too much shemale porn for you sir
but i'd take the estrogen anyway because why the fuck not
Ok well take them tittyskittles and boipussy injections for a while and maybe I'll change my mind
EXECUTE
youre probably gay just because you cant get pussy
>no other australian has told faggot OP to fuck off and jump in the ocean
Has Australia fallen?
rather than guess at my motives why don't you just shut up and date me instead fagchops why is this hard for you?
Desperation is a bad trait.
i live in the middle of fucking nowhere desperate doesn't describe it
it would be like telling you to not be fat
pointless
I'll date you, but I have no idea how the fuck I'll get to the middle of nowhere.
Have this pretty good song though youtube.com
ah dang
do you want an email address or something
Wait, it's actually this easy?
yes
[email protected]
don't expect any pics until hair grows back