Today is the day I get a Blue ID!

Today is the day I get a Blue ID!
Not frog!

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Is that Black or a really deep Blue?!

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Red ID get

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That's dark green

HAHAHAHAHAHA

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Pink idiot

Frog id GET

Don't be silly! Its Black or a very dark Blue!

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You got the colour you wanted and a nice 9!
You are the lucky!

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And you are British.

That is green actually

I am Australian!
Can't you see the tiny flags?!

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user, don't fool yourself.

Yes. You belong to Britain.

No, it is Blackish Blue!

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Dark green

I don't belong to anyone, Mister!

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Except for Britain. And Box Jellyfish.

Stop teasing me Mr India!

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nice id get

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You are just an evil snek! As rude as a 5!

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Oh and Australian Brown Snakes.

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Silly little boy with his picture, I see real ones all the time! I was bitten by a Redbelly Black last December!

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its okay op, you'll get it one day!

I’m not little I’m 5’4 127 lbs.

Snekman is 5'4 ahahahaha

Trying is always more important than winning!

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And you have cholera from the shit in your streets.

5'4 LOL

9

Cholera. Lol

I am 153cm and 46kg! I don't know what that is in old people measurements!

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smol

With those trips, that’s skyscraper.

The 3s that add to the 9!
I got them yesterday!

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WTF. Everyone on r/banter is small?
5'4 is permanent tho. Lol

So is Cholera lol.

what the fuck
I was taller than both of you when I was 12.

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The only thing bad about being a little shorter than some is all the looking up!
And the nose hair!

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But I’m cute sometimes.

5'4
ABSOLUTE STATE OF SNEKMAN.

Shorties are cute anyway, I'd only worry if you were planning on playing basketball

Taller than you, gaywi

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Child marriages in shit streets.
ABSOLUTE STATE OF INDIA.

I'm 6 ft 1

I play soccer! But they only put me on the field if we are so far ahead or behind that it doesn't matter!

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Which NZ am I talking to?

Wait you said you got bitten by a snake. We’re you sexually aroused?

No, I was swimming in our pool!

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While sexually aroused? Or was that after the bite?

I was not! I didn't even know she had bitten me until my fingers started to hurt when I was getting dressed!

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Are you OK? Or are you just retarded?

... and then you got aroused? I’m asking for a friend

Girls soccer teams can be brutal

I did not find the experience arousing at all. ok!

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The girls from Marsden come to play us you would swear they were actually boys!

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That’s not really true, is it? There must be something you found arousing.

But in all seriousness, can you describe the pain? Did it sting? Burn? Did it come and go in waves?

I'm sure someone could write a teen college movie about your life cirno poster

kot id get

I had sharp little pains in my fingers at first then some dull pain in my elbow, the needle the doctor gave me hurt more! They also gave me some pills and I slept after that.

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It would be very boring!

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An exaggerated version?

So exaggerated it could be someone else entirely!

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Is this the thread to pick up a blue id?

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That's a nice blue ID!

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For my next trick i shall get a nice 9!

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Never have dubs betrayed me like this before

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I can't wait to see that!

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ill get a nine for you aussie user

I hope you do! I am going to miss it though!
It is Dinner time!

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To heck with dinner! The only thing on the menu is a nice 9.

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Rolling for best ID